WF Cheesecake
Hadalay / 2%
Old Towel. Funk. Crust?
There is no way to be nice here.
The old towel is in the beginning, middle, and end. It tastes like how a beach towel that you left in your trunk for the summer smells. There is also a drawn-out absence of any flavor besides this which is terrifying that someone tried this and said, “yeah okay”.
The funk is a cheesecake-y funk, but the worst version of it. Like how TFA Greek Yogurt has a funk like real Greek yogurt. It just isn’t right and there is no cream underneath this to sell me on cheesecake.
I can’t tell if the crust is intentional or if I’m just getting cardboard for fun. It’s dry and has a chemical taste that takes a bad first half and powerbombs it through the ring into the second half. I hate this.
I hate this.
God bless this mess.
6.9/10
It makes me wonder if it’ll be better once you combine it with other flavors. It’s not uncommon.
Have you tried combining it with something, wolf?
I haven’t yet, but I might let someone else do it. The only part of this flavor that is like cheesecake is the funk and it’s not even the right kind.
And this still gets a 6.9? Oof! That seems high given the rest of the review; on a 0-10 it sounds like a 2-3 at best to me based on your review. How did it manage a 6.9?
They are all a 6.9/10. The score is meaningless because you might think this is a good flavor.
I guess that makes sense. Based on read of your review I would be hesitant to try this flavor and would also read other reviews then decide from there.
On a personal level what does this one score taking into account others may perceive it differently?
Had been looking at this flavor btw. Not purchased or experienced it yet.
Did you try 1%.
I tried 1% and 2.5% and it was the same thing but one was a weaker version and one was a stronger version.
I was more inclined to think it was going to be like WF strawberry cheesecake but without the strawberry. Shame you didn't appear to get that.