Bud Light Strawberry Seltzer

submitted over 5 years ago by righteous__user

Now mind you, I was high asf and drinking vodka. But my brother has one of those drinking it and has me taste it. Straight up FLV Pink Guava to me. So much so, I went and grabbed my bottle and had him smell it. We live on the same street. Not my idea lol. Anyhoo, just one whiff and he cracked up about me having the same flavor. He thinks it tastes weird.

Make no mistake. FLV Pink Guava is truly a controversial flavor. To fully embrace it would unveil toxic masculinity. To completely shun it would shackle ones self to incelibicy. I vape just enough of it to have a random hair pop up on a weird place on my fucking body.

Just saying, check it out if you like that flavor. Like I said, I was fucked up. But my high ass went home and got a Flavorah bottle and brought it back. You don't do that shit to be wrong lol.

Comments

17 points

by EdibleMalfunctionover 5 years agoI found my thrill on Blueberry Hill

Are you still high?

8 points

by Infectiousintegrityover 5 years ago

this post is awesome....

3 points

by mkweiseover 5 years agoMissing One Flavor

I've gotten high back my younger days, but never high enough to confuse guava with strawberry...

2 points

by righteous__userover 5 years ago

I don't know why they call it Strawberry. I couldn't taste any in it. Definitely don't buy if you're wanting Strawberry.

1 points

by SaschaAlexandraover 5 years agoMissing One Flavor

Very funny post. 😆🤣

1 points

by kuri_sanTouover 5 years agoDiketones, Schmiketones

Pink Guava is a grapefruit flavour, no ?

1 points

by Steve-TCover 5 years agoDelightfully Mediocre

At higher concentration tastes like it.

1 points

by kuri_sanTouover 5 years agoDiketones, Schmiketones

So I've heard

1 points

by righteous__userover 5 years ago

It reminds me of rushing around in the morning and you feel like you're forgetting something. But you have your wallet and keys so you take off. Two hours later you figure out what you forgot. Deodorant..