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I didn't mix my juice well enough and my liquid went from intense to what grape-flavored La Croix would taste like :(
submitted over 6 years ago by Madao2401

To anyone not familiar with La Croix water, here are some descriptions:

"La Croix tastes like your actual drink is still loading"

"La Croix tastes like it was made by a society in which flavor is the scarcest natural resource"

"La croix tastes like someone ate a fruit salad and then burped into your water bottle"

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31 points
 
by palanterrxover 6 years ago

La Croix tastes like it was transported in a truck next to some fruit

23 points
 
by Carnae_Assadaover 6 years ago

LaCroix tastes like a Game where the Flavor is DLC

18 points
 
by Dworrakkover 6 years ago

La Croix tastes like tv static

6 points
 
by facestabover 6 years ago

A lot of younger people have no concept of what tv static is.

6 points
 
by rodddsover 6 years ago

A lot of older people have no concept of what Lacroix is

edit: jimmies status: rustled

2 points
 
by facestabover 6 years ago

You can buy LaCroix by the ton at Costco. There is no natural non-simulated source of TV static for most people born post 80s

2 points
 
by Kewkewmoreover 6 years agojust add sucralose

LaCroix has been around at least 25-30 years.

1 points
 
by Tonka_88over 6 years ago

Yeah well just act like La Croix is a brand new hip company that older people have no clue what it is.

5 points
 
by BLINDtorontonianover 6 years ago

They'll never know the magic of scrambleporn either

10 points
 
by EdibleMalfunctionover 6 years agoI found my thrill on Blueberry Hill

La Croix tastes like Vape Wild juice with ten extra flavor shots added

8 points
 
by isuamadogover 6 years ago

Tl; dr psa: mix your juice and/or steep

2 points
 
by Madao2401over 6 years ago

Yup, I definitely learned my lesson!

1 points
 
by Diggerinthedarkover 6 years agoWTF is a "Terpene?"

I always wanted to get one of those reciprocating lab shakers you see scientists using. Pure laziness I know but man would it be awesome. I guess a cheap option would be duct tape your juice bottle to a recip saw blade..

2 points
 
by ben_gamingover 6 years agoDiketones, Schmiketones

I just set my recently mixed juice on our wobbly clothes dryer on laundry days. Seems to do pretty well at simulating an occasional light shake. I've also heard accounts from people who tape their juice to their aquarium pump. Maybe you have a device that's already producing light agitation that you can harness?

5 points
 
by juthincover 6 years agoI improved Grack and all I got was this lousy flair

Having successfully avoided this product for so long, it sounds like I was lucky.

Anyhow, it's entirely possible if the flzvor or your juice was too intense, you blew out your taste. Olafactory fatigue is a definite risk.

1 points
 
by HettDizzle4206over 6 years ago

I heard you can eat a whole bag of sour patch kids and scrape the top skin off of your tongue and "refresh" your taste buds. I've drunkenly eaten a 3lb bag of them before and definitely noticed that things I didn't like before started to taste better. I was a smoker back then, though, but I could see the validity in it lol

3 points
 
by RinVapesover 6 years ago

I actually like La Croix ....

1 points
 
by EdibleMalfunctionover 6 years agoI found my thrill on Blueberry Hill

Get outta here!

1 points
 
by RinVapesover 6 years ago

ok

1 points
 
by Apexifiedover 6 years agoSuckling from the teats of Daenerys Targaryen

Says the certified super-taster :P

1 points
 
by RinVapesover 6 years ago

:P**

1 points
 
by nerdabillyover 6 years ago

Me too! I like all flavored seltzers, once you get used to them it's tough to go back to regular soda.

1 points
 
by RinVapesover 6 years ago

Well, for me it's not really a soda replacement because to me they taste very different. They are they're own thing. I don't drink much of either though.

1 points
 
by bigbaggaducksover 6 years ago

that last one got me ahahhahah I couldn't describe it any better myself

0 points
 
by [deleted]over 6 years ago

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3 points
 
by FACE_MEATover 6 years ago

Fuck off.

0 points
 
by humanpuckover 6 years ago

Get yourself a mini mixer on amazon. I use this one with the 3rd attachment from the left in the photo.

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