Here I am, at work, perusing 1 year old threads about Blackberry - when I come across a little gem from u/ID10-T.
>One man's PTSD is another man's nostalgia, I guess.
Hmm, wise. Funny too, I say in my head.
This was followed by u/PerennialPhilosopher 's:
>It's been so long I'm sure it's just because I've forgotten about waking up next to my car, face down in the gravel in the middle of nowhere with the back of my pants ripped and I'm late for work.
u/ID10-T :
>Waking up in a coyote trap with what felt like a brain bleed, next to my favorite hat, which was filled with half digested mad dog and tacos that still serves, after all these years, as a reminder that I should diligent about thoroughly chewing my food.
LOL, I thought.
So this is a place where we can share ID10-Tisms, and other isms, if you so desire. Posts That Tickled You. DIY's Greatest Hits.
There are so many to choose from but this one came to mind from a while back...
“I recommend Bang energy drinks if you want to commit suicide by energy drink it feels like there’s electricity building up in the membrane between my brain and skull I might be gaining super powers or having a stoke not sure yet”
And pretty much any back and for between him and /u/ConcreteRiver is highly entertaining.
Before he abandoned us to go work on his own website, some of ConcreteRiver's comments were pure gold.
There was the one where he responded to this:
>So I got a new order in today, and mixed up 800mL of 8 new juices I've been excited to try. After a couple hours, I added the nic and was glad to be finished. Then I realized I think I grabbed a dirty graduated cylinder off my desk - last night I had used it measure out a bunch of different chemical solutions doing a project for my chem class.
>I just dumped all 800mL down the drain, as I'm not trying to vape potassium iodate or manganese sulfate. I think I might cry.
With this:
> Should have vaped it anyway. Apparently some people take manganese for osteoporosis? You could have had an unbreakable skeleton, and instead you freaked out. You ruined your one chance for a lab accident that was going to give you superpowers. Enjoy your mediocrity, pleb.
The one where he responded to someone asking about Bull City's shipping label with this:
> And I quote: > > "BCF > > Bull City Flavors > > 4841 Industry Ln > > Suite B > > Durham NC, 27713" > > They do however put a giant sticker on there that says "Your sweet baby is now a vape monster," so maybe ask them to leave off the sticker?
And from that same thread: "I get all my BCF orders sent in a special commemorative tin shaped like a dipshit in a snapback."
On why he chose the name Longing, for his honeysuckle ice cream flavour:
>And why "Longing?" Because I miss someone who isn't mine to miss, dream about someone who isn't mine to dream about, and love someone who is no longer mine to love. Moving on with anyone else is hard when they kiss me and I'm afraid all they taste is her name on my lips. Of all the sensual pleasures we once shared, it is her unique flavor I still thirst for most of all. The closest thing I've found to the taste of her body at the height of her bliss, her amrita, is Honeysuckle Ice Cream.
Beautiful. And kind of sexy in a Mills and Boon sort of way.
It's been years and I still think about that woman multiple times a day every single day. Last night I dreamed I mixed up a potion to turn the woman sleeping next to me into her.
Starting with /u/Apexified flair and continuing .........
Just a few I've saved along the way
"... by swinging your "exclusive North American seller" dick around, for no good reason other than you can, apparently? FUCK YOU."
"Fat fuckwit cockroach bastard!"
"It's not fair, you work so hard to piss someone off and get no reaction, and then some little punk like me comes along and gets Dollar Tree Alec Baldwin's panties all twisted up with a lil ol recipe post."
"The first version tasted like a pineapple lollipop dipped in battery acid and Hawaiian Tropic suntan lotion. "
"But there's a thin blurry line between pleasure and pain -- consider the spiciest food you enjoy, or what orgasms sometimes sound like without words like "OHGOD! YES! YES, ID10-T, YES!" mingled in with the screams and moans to let you know she's enjoying it and not actually being murdered. I wanted to explore that"
> I wanted to explore that
I've found another way to explore that besides developing a tolerance for coolant-laced vapes: https://www.reddit.com/r/shestillsucking/top/
My favorite was a Noted episode where he shows his connoisseurship of cardboard by detailing the type and texture. Wish i remembered the flavor, but i think it was the cereal episode.
TFA Rice Crunchies. It tastes like light cardboard with a rice finish. It’s not dark enough for a regular corrugated cardboard box flavor. Like cardboard with most of the flavor bleached out.
That is...wow... Insanely specific. You have a gift my friend. One question: if you were to be struck down, would you come back more powerful than we can even imagine? Better yet could we transfer your consciousness to an alexa like device? "Hey Id10t show flavor notes for tfa honey". shit i gotta get a kidnap kit then get to the patent office. Please provide a detailed map to your house so i can... Err... Send you some cool vaping supplies. Also put on a pair of old clothes, my trunk is a mess.
Fresh03 + Eye Contact + Pantless ID10-T = /thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDk5gSj9IVY
Fresh to Dave, "If you need to take your shirt and pants off nobody's going to judge you.
ID10: "My pants are already off"
Fresh: "Perfect, Perfect you're in the mood for where eye contact normally goes then"
Fresh offers to massage Dave's butt as it carries a lot of tension but it seems like Dave passes on it. Concrete River doesn't give 2 fucks and looks to be in the zone trying to come up with the next Grack Juice. Shyndo misses all the fun while he mixes in his cave.
This recipe from that show is great btw
Everybody loved their mix except for Dave and it was the first time he was on the show too which was a long time in the making.
He has a huge reputation and is one of our fearless leaders and totally failed us. Slasha/Concrete/Shyndo roam around a bit so not 100% pure Reddit/ATF, so we'll have to send in Skiddlzninja next to rep us and if he fails then Edible/Apex can give it a swing but I don't think their teacher botboy mixes still but just like in the movies we'll have to train the old man who is making a comeback later in age who lost a step but still mentally sharp against the the bigger younger villains like Addy, Fresh, and Rin who are pretty much exclusively e-l-r guys.
It was so bad he almost threw up while everybody else loved theirs so much that Fresh wanted him back because he was a good luck charm cause I think it was the first show that everybody's mixes turned out well. Fresh probably had a chuckle that the creator of the strap-on with the 244 other horrible versions laid an egg...... He just hosted noted a few weeks back now too so I think Fresh is playing chess while we're playing checkers and he's moving up the food chain and is going to take all of us down and it'll eventually be down to two left standing and that's Wayne vs Fresh03 and in the end there can be only one. And I see Fresh as a Duncan McCloud who would destroy Conner any day of the week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WTwcigjppY -- Is the full show and interesting info especially if you have a data cap. When I ripped the 1 hour and 56 minute vid at 1080p it came out to 1.97 gigs. If I get blasted for ppl who can't pick up sarcasm I give up.
The 'cardboard connoisseur' comment reminded me of this gem, which for some reason I always assumed was made by /u/ID10-T