Some time ago a dude adviced that I get Metaphor (FA). "you'll be glad you did.", he said. So, I followed his advice, and got it." Oh, what a mistake that was.", I used to think. It smelled like old, old milk.
Oh, how wrong I was! Only after a few months passed, and I was absolutely sure, that there was a use for it, have I decided to find a recipe that would fit it. I tried and tried, and finally found its niche. Itau come as no surprise for the more experienced mixers, but to me, it was a sudden ray of light right from the blue sky above me.
Metaphor (FA) does wonders to Banana Cream (TFA). It takes away the creamy part, and makes it a smooth, banana bread. Add a little Cookie (FA) to it, and you've got a, great juice.
It goes like this:
Banana Cream (TFA) 5%
Metaphor (FA) 4%
Cookie (FA) 2%

It is really worthy a try, if you have Banana Cream and Metaphor lying around. Seriously, try it. It takes a day or two before it steeps well. Suddenly, Metaphor just disappears, and blends with that Banana Cream so well...

So, I hope I don't come out as a complete idiot for this little discovery of mine. I mean, I was totally surprised.
Keep on vaping, and keep on mixing.