Warning- Recipe made me puke

submitted about 8 years ago by ieatblackbeans

Going for a pistachio yogurt here and got something nasty.

FE Avocado - 1.5% FLV Coconut- 1.5% TFA Sweet Creme- 0.5% FA Yogurt- 3% FW Hazelnut- 2% FLV Pistachio- 2.5%

Watch your butyric acid levels! This shit tasted like straight spoiled milk vomit. I’m not sure what flavors here are redeemable, but something about that FA Yogurt I think was enough to make me hurl.

Comments

11 points

by ID10-Tabout 8 years agoWinner of the 2nd DIYorDIE World Mixing Championship

I like /u/notcharlesmanson's description for the new FA Yogurt, "Pickled Foot Mayonnaise."

But, why so much FLV Coconut in your attempt at pistachio yogurt? It looks more like an attempt at a rancid coconut nut butter.

2 points

by RinVapesabout 8 years ago

flower nut>>> rancid nut

2 points

by Tiptup300about 8 years ago

3% seems pretty high for FA Yogurt (new) especially with these other concentrates, 0.75-2.00% range is good for adding a little bit of dairy stank to recipe.

5 points

by RinVapesabout 8 years ago

butyric acid is disgusting

2 points

by Skithyabout 8 years ago

In small amounts, Cap Vanilla Custard v2 tastes really good. At medium amounts, actual vomit.

2 points

by RinVapesabout 8 years ago

The only v2 I've tried and liked was the Cap Graham Cracker. Peanut was HORRID. I don't like either version of Vanilla custard so...

3 points

by Skithyabout 8 years ago

Oh god yeah if you didn't like v1 (I loved it at 1-3%) v2 is the same thing but grosser. Hahahaha

3 points

by HashSlingingSlashurabout 8 years ago

Graham cracker v2 is awesome, agreed :)

1 points

by ralph404about 8 years ago

Vaping on VCV1 and Graham V2 right now, actually, haha.

1 points

by VaultToastabout 8 years ago

It burns my throat, well at least I think it's that! Even at super low amounts. A shame cause it's common in cream concentrates.

1 points

by RinVapesabout 8 years ago

Just tastes like bile to me... I can't get past the flavor to worry about burning... Lol

4 points

by HashSlingingSlashurabout 8 years ago

Definitely the yogurt.. that shit is rancid above 0.5%

Also pretty high on the pistachio

3 points

by EdibleMalfunctionabout 8 years agoThat Sugar Cookie Guy

Avocado?

3 points

by ieatblackbeansabout 8 years ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/DIY_eJuice/comments/6j29c3/fe_avocado/?st=J4U4V848&sh=fdf34cf5

2 points

by EdibleMalfunctionabout 8 years agoThat Sugar Cookie Guy

Interesting

1 points

by Cepsitaabout 8 years ago

Interesting. I've made this recipe:

CAP Blueberry 6% FA Yogurt 2% TFA Sweetener 1.5%

@ 70/30 VG/PG, 3mg nic

I mean, it tastes like a probiotics drink (yakult, anyone?). Not like creamy yogurt, but it's still enjoyable.

Must say that I made it about 6 weeks ago.

Maybe it's the % used? or the extra sweet cream? Or the steeping time?

Edit: I can't tell which version of FA Yogurt I have, if it's the original or re-formulated.

1 points

by ieatblackbeansabout 8 years ago

What’s up with the reformulation? When did that happen?

2 points

by Cepsitaabout 8 years ago

Can't say, as /u/ID10-T said:

> I like /u/notcharlesmanson's description for the new FA Yogurt, "Pickled Foot Mayonnaise."

I'm not sure now if FA did re-formulate their yogurt without diacetyl or something. Or if I misunderstood the statement.

3 points

by ID10-Tabout 8 years agoWinner of the 2nd DIYorDIE World Mixing Championship

They used to have one that was diacetylicious! Then they took out the D and replaced it with vomit.

1 points

by Jigsaw314about 8 years ago

The puking is a pretty clear indication of the reformulated FA Yogurt. Never mind the remaining ingredients, 3% Yogurt by itself is enough to make me puke.

1 points

by Tiptup300about 8 years ago

TFA Sweet Cream is also very cheesy. Not so much at 0.50% though.