DESCRIPTION
She's beautiful, she's exciting, and she's totally clueless to how you truly feel about her. Her name is Jill. And this is what it would taste like to finally kiss her. But seriously folks, this is a really creamy vanilla ice cream base flavored with Matcha tea & Violet.
RECIPE
NN or ECX Erythritol 0.75%
FE Green Tea 2.5%
TFA Vanilla Bean Ice Cream 3%
TFA Vanilla Swirl 4%
FA Vienna Cream 1.5%
FA Violet 1%
FW White Chocolate 2%
NOTES:
TFA VBIC was used instead of Capella because I wanted vanilla creaminess. FA Vienna Cream was added more for its' texture than its' vanilla.
FW White Chocolate & TFA Vanilla Swirl add an extra creamy & thick layer to the ice cream. Vanilla Swirl can't be beat when added to VBIC. This isn't Breyer's after all.
FA Violet is fantastic and a very underused flavor. It's absolutely delicious with a floral backnote. (This represents the soft petal-like quality of her lips).
FE Green Tea is THE best representation of Matcha Green Tea ever created!. No other brand's concentrate would have pulled off this sensual and intriguing combination like Flavor Express!
... and after that first kiss, her sweetness lingers. Enter Erythritol.
I love this as a shake 'n vape, though it really gets creamy after 2-3 days. And even creamier after 7 days. Also, I purposely omitted adding Koolada or Polar Ice, but feel free to add either if you prefer. I found the coolness to be too much of a distraction to the delicate flavor balance of this mix.
https://alltheflavors.com/recipes/39623#jill_s_kiss_violet_green_tea_ice_cream_by_sixstrings952
If Jill wasn't creeped out before, she definitely is now.
Haha! Jill is a made up person for the recipe. But yeah....I would imagine everyone named Jill would be creeped out!
...besides, it was either this or
"Kevin's Balls"
DESCRIPTION
He's rough, he's rugged and a little odiferous from working on the roof all day. And he has no idea you want his tar-coated hands on you NOW! "Kevin's Balls" is what it would be like to throw him on the floor, rip his pants off and clench his balls with unbridled purpose.
See? Not nearly as 'lyrical'...
Waits for a label similar to the ever historic "[sad vagina juice] (https://www.reddit.com/r/DIY_eJuice/comments/5y9iwo/dogma_or_how_to_lose_a_recipe_contest/)"...
Taps foot and mixes this up.
This looks good, I'm missing the violet...
Is it just a coincidence that /r/mixersclub is doing florals? Or are you entering this?
A coincidence. If there's any link to anyone it would,be to u/EnyaReklaw. I saw he has a Rose Milk for sale and thought..."Hmmm, florals?" I wanted to try something other than rose. So I gambled on Violet. Its a lovely flavor. Especially with the green tea!