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Phucker Cookies
submitted over 8 years ago by PhilosaphuckerWinner: Best Recipe of 2016 - Grack Juice

CAP Sugar Cookie. Damn, there is so much to love about this flavor. Versatile, rich, sweet, slightly buttery with a bit of crunch, CAP Sugar Cookie is an incredibly important flavor for the dessert and bakery mixer. I have always been a straight fruit mixer. I did not do bakeries, but I picked this up to review a mix for somebody and it changed my life. So of course my natural reaction is to put INW CACTUS in it!
Not only did I end up sticking my cactus in the cookie, I feel that I have successfully created a true cactus cookie vape. Cactus cookies apparently exist, but my research (thanks for the direction /u/ID10-T) has mainly turned up healthy looking, fibrous versions containing whole grains. This recipe doesn't suggest any of that healthy shit. Instead, it has a melt-in-your-mouth texture that suggests fats and simple carbohydrates (the good stuff). I present a soft, warm, cactus cookie with a simple sugar glaze.

Phucker Cookies

Flavor | % ---|--- CAP Sugar Cookie | 4% INW Cactus | 1% TFA Kentucy Bourbon | 1% FA Meringue | 0.75% FW Hazelnut | 0.5% TFA Graham Cracker Clear | 1% TFA Brown Sugar | 0.5%

Steep time: 10-14 days

CAP Sugar Cookie @ 4%: This gives me the base cookie for the mix. I tried a few higher percentages (5-7%) as well as a combination with FA Cookie, but this ultimately gives me the vape I want after all of the work is done to balance my cookie with my Cactus. FA Cookie is just too dry/rich tasting here.

INW Cactus @ 1%: This is enough Cactus to make it noticeable (prominent, even) without fighting with the cookie flavor. My goal was not just to throw some cactus in a cookie, but to make it seem like it belongs there and that someone didn't just so happen to make an egregious error while baking. I like it a tad higher, but it adds to the steep time and gets a bit soapy with prolonged vaping.

TFA Kentucky Bourbon @ 1%: This gives the cookie a warm, almost fresh baked character. BUT, more importantly, it helps bring the Cactus and the Cookie together. It combines with the Cactus to infuse with the cookie. It also helps provide a sugar glazed effect when working with some of the other flavors. I don't know how it works, but it does. I included this flavor originally because I wanted to work the Kentucky Bourbon/Toasted Marshmallow combo into this recipe to balance the profile. However, I found that the Marshmallow made it a bit too pillowy/soft feeling, so I took it out. After a couple of versions, I found the ratio of KB to cactus that I liked--1:1.

FA Meringue @ 0.75%: I remembered how well this flavor played with Cactus in Grack Juice, so I felt that I could not miss while using it here. This is mostly here to lend sweetness and some slight milky undertones to balance the mix.

FW Hazelnut @ 0.5%: I used this to add some mild, soft depth to the cookie. The hazelnut flavor blends all the way in after a steep.

TFA Graham Cracker Clear @ 1%: This is to add further depth to the overall profile and help CAP Sugar Cookie with the density of the cookie. I was originally using FA Cookie for this, but it was too assertive. I considered myself just about finished with the recipe once I decided on this addition.

TFA Brown Sugar 0.5%: I added this as a polishing element that adds a touch more depth and sweetness that bring it home.

Why put INW Cactus in a cookie? Because I can. Also, I wanted to complete (what I perceived to be) the challenge from this thread. I am always down to tackle a profile with Cactus!

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9 points
 
by ID10-Tover 8 years agoWinner of the 2nd DIYorDIE World Mixing Championship

> Because I can.

Hell yes, brother. Preach!

The earlier version of this with just a tiny bit more Cactus and KB was astonishingly delicious after long steep, perfectly accurate to your description of a fresh-baked, soft cactus cookie with a simple sugar glaze... It's like a cookie that's been baked with candied nopales inside instead of boring stuff like chocolate chips. It didn't start to get a little soapy until I neared the bottom of the 30ml bottle after gleefully vaping it all day. I can only imagine taking the Cactus and KB down a quarter-notch made it even better and am soon to find out for myself. I suspect it's a Grack-caliber home run.

Everyone should take note but there is one person I specifically want to make sure sees it, /u/ConcreteRiver. CR, can your precious FA Cookie do this? Answer: No. No it cannot. Yield, sir. #TeamCAPSugarCookie FTW.

9 points
 
by ConcreteRiverover 8 years ago

Yeah, that's a pretty serious handicap not being able to mix with cactus and all.

4 points
 
by ID10-Tover 8 years agoWinner of the 2nd DIYorDIE World Mixing Championship

That sounds suspiciously like sarcasm but if it isn't, I couldn't agree more.

7 points
 
by ConcreteRiverover 8 years ago

If I wanted to be argumentative, I'd say it supports my case that it may in fact be a great ingredient but any bakery that can work with cactus is lacking a certain essential "identity" for lack of a better word. But yeah, it was totally sarcasm.

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by Apexifiedover 8 years agoSuckling from the teats of Daenerys Targaryen

To help in the battle between #TeamCAPSugarCooke & #TeamFACookie, here are some trivial stats. Make of them what you will:

Capella Sugar Cookie

  • 991 Ratings (Combined top 10 recipes)
  • Used in 41,872 Recipes w/ 1,961 Public (4.7%)
  • Used @ 3.5% (average)
  • .10 to .19 cents/ml

Flavor Art Cookie

  • 631 Ratings (Combined top 10 recipes)
  • Used in 29,243 Recipes w/ 1,534 Public (5.2%)
  • Used @ 1.5% (average)
  • .10 to .19 cents/ml

*^average ^prices ^sourced ^from ^BCF ^& ^Nicotine ^River ^smallest ^size ^to ^4oz.

*^average ^usage, ^ratings ^and ^recipe ^numbers ^sourced ^from ^ATF ^& ^ELR

3 points
 
by ID10-Tover 8 years agoWinner of the 2nd DIYorDIE World Mixing Championship

991 > 631

Make that 991 and climbing. I can't imagine Phucker Cookies not giving that number a healthy bump.

3 points
 
by Philosaphuckerover 8 years agoWinner: Best Recipe of 2016 - Grack Juice

Thanks again for the feedback, man! I am no longer on the fence with my cookie allegiances.

3 points
 
by ID10-Tover 8 years agoWinner of the 2nd DIYorDIE World Mixing Championship

The pleasure of the preview was all mine. I'll have to order a bigger bottle to mix this in since 30mls are the largest I have at the moment.

2 points
 
by vape_accountover 8 years ago

Could mix two 30 mL bottles of it... ;)

5 points
 
by cjinctover 8 years ago

> Not only did I end up sticking my cactus in the cookie

o.O

4 points
 
by Trevorxgageover 8 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

This looks incredibly interesting. I'm the opposite, I mix and vape almost exclusively dessert and bakery so I very rarely use the cactus I have. But this I'll give a shot.

5 points
 
by IceEichelover 8 years ago

Samesies I made a comment what feels like forever ago and this phucker makes a recipe and remembers to tag me in it. Respeckt

3 points
 
by Philosaphuckerover 8 years agoWinner: Best Recipe of 2016 - Grack Juice

4 months...can you believe it? Haha sorry about the delay! I took my time and you are looking at version 8.

1 points
 
by IceEichelover 8 years ago

Hoooooooly! Welp I might mix it up and add the bourbon when I get it! It's fucked up cause ive had the cactus flavoring this long and haven't used it!

2 points
 
by Philosaphuckerover 8 years agoWinner: Best Recipe of 2016 - Grack Juice

I hope it helps you make further use of your Cactus!

3 points
 
by Philosaphuckerover 8 years agoWinner: Best Recipe of 2016 - Grack Juice

Hey /u/IceEichel. I got your recipe with Cactus as the only fruit flavor.

3 points
 
by IceEichelover 8 years ago

Beauty I've been looking for a way to use it !

2 points
 
by IceEichelover 8 years ago

Fuck I'm only missing the bourbon...

3 points
 
by Philosaphuckerover 8 years agoWinner: Best Recipe of 2016 - Grack Juice

You should get it. It is a great flavor to have around.

2 points
 
by IceEichelover 8 years ago

I will I'll order with my next re-up of flavorings

3 points
 
by kindgroundover 8 years ago

You know that itch you get when you have all the flavors needed for a new recipe? Well this itch scares me. =D

2 points
 
by Kraftykiwiover 8 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

You know that itch you get when to scroll down the ingredient list getting exited by the fact you have all the flavours so far, almost make it to the bottom then see hazelnut...Bugger. Thinking make it any way without...How much difference could a little hazelnut make?

4 points
 
by skiddlzninjaover 8 years agoThat one moderator. You know, the honey guy.

you'd be surprised. FW hazelnut makes or breaks a recipe, and it's presence is never underestimated.

3 points
 
by Kraftykiwiover 8 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

I'm sure you're right. My comment was mostly tongue-in-cheek. BTW been loving Gods Milk. For me the forward fruit flavour is passion-fruit. I know what the dragon fruit tastes like, and the strawberrys but with the other components it all seems to come together as passion-fruit. Amazing. Thanks.

2 points
 
by kindgroundover 8 years ago

Lol I'm sure it can subbed with a similar nut.

I've always got a shopping cart or wishlist full ready for another order. What's one more item? BCF has been like fucking Jimmy Johns on the delivery lately for me.

1 points
 
by Kraftykiwiover 8 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

I don't have any nuts. None. Not a sintilla of any. Perhaps RY4? Thats the closest to nutty I've got. Some times it sux to be on the other side off the world. $60 for freight, two weeks wait.

2 points
 
by Philosaphuckerover 8 years agoWinner: Best Recipe of 2016 - Grack Juice

You have just about 2 weeks to work up your courage, though! :)

2 points
 
by kindgroundover 8 years ago

Yeah. I already mixed it up. Now it's going to be glaring at me from the crack of my juice drawer like an ex wife for 2 weeks.

3 points
 
by Philosaphuckerover 8 years agoWinner: Best Recipe of 2016 - Grack Juice

Beats paying alimony!

3 points
 
by Vindtover 8 years ago

Every time I tell myself "No more recipes. No more. You can't afford any more recipes." Someone goes and posts a recipe like this, and of course, I look and go "Ohhh...that sounds yummy. Want." lol

3 points
 
by deejaymillsnycover 8 years agoDiketones, Schmiketones

I thought grack looked weird and almost didnt mix it but i did as soon as you put it on that monthly thread. Hell yeah dude ill mix this one up. Love how out of the box they are.

3 points
 
by MintyModsover 8 years ago

I mixed up Grack last night and totally love it, so strange but so good.

3 points
 
by noodles1972over 8 years ago

So I'm out of Cactus which is obviously what this recipe is all about. I will definitely mix this up when i get some cactus in. In the mean time i still looked at this list and thought what a great cookie base, so I mixed it up with 1% tfa coconut and it's delicious. Can't wait to try it with the cactus.

2 points
 
by Philosaphuckerover 8 years agoWinner: Best Recipe of 2016 - Grack Juice

Awesome!

3 points
 
by mlNikonover 8 years ago

This looks good bud!

2 points
 
by Philosaphuckerover 8 years agoWinner: Best Recipe of 2016 - Grack Juice

:)

2 points
 
by DGsirb1978over 8 years ago

Oh man, gonna have to get me some Cactus and Brown Sugar, really want to make this

2 points
 
by bobbysavageover 8 years agoResident Tobacco Specialist

grats homie

2 points
 
by danielfromparisover 8 years ago

Lucky me, I found another recipe from Philo and this time I have all the ingredients hehehe: I have Sugar Cookie v2 , would it be fine?

1 points
 
by Philosaphuckerover 8 years agoWinner: Best Recipe of 2016 - Grack Juice

Haha nice! If you have had good experiences subbing it for V1 in the past, I say go for it. I would just be sure to take the full 2 week steep though.

1 points
 
by danielfromparisover 8 years ago

is the only one available here, Im afraid. I will leave it 2 weeks, and thanks again for your awesome recipes!! (I did get today the missing ingredient for your Grack Juice :) )

1 points
 
by massiveplonkerover 8 years ago

Just mixed this up. I actually had all the ingredients! My first time with INW Cactus. Looking forward to trying it !

1 points
 
by Philosaphuckerover 8 years agoWinner: Best Recipe of 2016 - Grack Juice

Nice! I am looking forward to some feedback :)

1 points
 
by PerennialPhilosopherover 8 years ago

they do exist

2 points
 
by Philosaphuckerover 8 years agoWinner: Best Recipe of 2016 - Grack Juice

Ahh yes, but those have no cactus in them. Haha

2 points
 
by PerennialPhilosopherover 8 years ago

Yeah. Just thought it was cool.

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