As a creative challenge, I've set out to put together the most terrible eJuice recipe I can make. I haven't tested anything yet, but I'm thinking licorice, hot cinnamon, and chocolate will be pretty bad. What's the worst possible flavor combination you can think of?
Edit: looks like a lot of people are saying TFA cheesecake, honey, and pizza are terrible. I'm thinking pizza, honey, licorice, hot cinnamon, coffee would just be a crime against humanity.
TFA Honey 10%
I would say a honey glazed new york cheesecake: TFA Honey 10% + 6% CAP NY Cheesecake. Gotta add that butyric acid in there for the extra bile flavor. Another horrible one would be like a kiwi funnel cake: 7% CAP funnel cake (I call this flavor play-doh) + 3% TFA Kiwi. Pretty sure either one of those can guarantee the user pukes.
With FA bilberry 10%. Nom nom.
Rectum? I damn near killed em!
- TFA Pizza 7%
- FW Capsicum 1%
- TFA Guava 4%
- FA Tuna 3%
there are seriously fish concentrates? that just screams terrible idea or practical jokes. id squirt someone with tuna flavoring or put some drops in their car
TFA Cheesecake + TFA Honey + FA Pineapple
don't forget the flv fried dough
Anything with a strong butyric note is about as gross as it can get for me, so I guess:
- FA Condensed Milk @ 3%
- FA Pineapple @ 5%
Avoid FA Yogurt like the plague, then. I use it purely as a BA additive.
Dude, FA yogurt is my jam. Really authentic tasting yogurt.
Oh, man...has everyone forgotten the joys of TFA Cheesecake?
Let's go: 8% TFA Cheesecake 8% TFA Honey
edit didn't read the whole way through, and saw that u/ID10-T beat me to it.
Cheesecake and honey sounds super nasty, but to really go full-on emetic you gotta get that FA Pineapple rotten-fruit-and-scallions-grilled-over-a-tire-fire flavor in there too.
I forgot to tell you the other day I had an idea of a use for FA pineapple: might be a good concentrate to imitate a durian. Had some durian the other day and was like, "Hey, this kind of smells like FA Pineapple!
Yes, that is precisely what I was thinking when I suggested the above combination of TFA Cheesecake, FA Pineapple, and TFA Honey. You must have missed it when I was trying to convince the contestants in the DIYORDIE mixing comp that Wayne's favorite fruit is durian, so a durian recipe was a sure-fire round one winner, and FA Pineapple along with something equally putrid was the key to nailing that profile. No one believed me.
My buddy vapes 20% TFA Cheesecake all day everyday. It's the only thing he likes. I make it for him and I have a drawer specifically for this flavor because it smells like sweaty socks with cheese.
roast beef - any%
Some reviews say it tastes like lunch meat. ...
15% FW Yellow Cake.
When I first got the flavor I did a quick search of flavor percentages to do a single flavor test. Found this page that recommended 15%
Tasted like burning vomit!!
Lost Art white grape clone listed on lepoursdiy
Firstoff, the actual premium juice version is AWFUL. It's a bottle of Sweetener. But whoever wrote this recipe up clearly fuckd something up I think they meant 5% and listed 15%. I wanted to try it out of curiosity without the sweetner and I didn't think I just followed the recipe listed. One smell of this and you'll be able to tell you couldn't vape one hit of this.
http://www.lediypourlesnuls.com/lost-art-liquids-the-grape-white/
When I first started I did something like:
TFA Black Honey
Toasted marshmallow
Buttered popcorn
Graham Cracker
It was pretty gross. Almost gave up on diy.
Lol that would probably make me give up too
Anything with TFA Chicken and Waffles. I actually made a vile recipe but it was so disgusting I destroyed everything associated with that flavor including the RDA I tested it on. It had TFA Chicken and Waffles, Molinberry Glamour Chocolate and TFA Vanilla Swirl... I don't remember percentages but yeah... I imagine you don't want to go out of your way to buy the Chicken and Waffle flavoring and I don't blame you.
Check out this video. He vapes a "failed" DIY recipe made with: merlot, stag leaf, black licorice, coffee, clove, and capsicum.
So one day I had a few bottles with only a few mLs left in each and just threw a few combos together in hopes of getting a winner (or at least something acceptable). I had high hopes for combining Blueberry Trinity by /u/EdibleMalfunction and GoT: Daeneryus (a sweet cinnamon pastry-type vape) but it tastes EXACTLY like the pungent smells of giving a dog a bath after a day at the park. Swing and miss! :)
https://alltheflavors.com/recipes/17883#blueberry_cinnamon_pastry_by_ediblemalfunction
Ask and you shall receive! This is where the Trinity came from.
That's awesome. The recipe you linked looks kind of close to the intent of my mixture. It's a small world though...blueberry trinity came from a cinnamon-roll recipe only to go back into another (much worse) iteration. At least I now know not to make the combo i posted (unless you use it for that juice-leech that always happens to "just run out" every single time you see each other...he'll pay me back one day right!? haha)