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Because Making Ejuice is 3Spooky5Me
submitted over 8 years ago by skiddlzninjaThat one moderator. You know, the honey guy.
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21 points
 
by sircrotch1over 8 years agoMixologist

Guys!

You think this is just pouring shit in a bottle and shaking it? There's LEVELS TO THIS SHIT YOU DOPES.

EQUATIONS YOUR TINY BRAINS CANT EVEN COMPREHEND.

You think it's all fun and games? BITCH HAVE YOU EVER SMELLED CAT PISS? THAT SHIT SMELLS LIKE HONEY TO ME.

You rubes couldn't mix a recipe to save your lives, GIVE ME YOUR MONEY

12 points
 
by 3423553453over 8 years ago

wtf is wrong with these people ? Even if most of his points contains some truth, the whole thing sounds so desperate...

9 points
 
by skiddlzninjaover 8 years agoThat one moderator. You know, the honey guy.

"Buy from us instead"

11 points
 
by BlazeDemBeatzover 8 years agoMentholatier

Never trust a guy who tucks his ears into an oversized baseball cap.

2 points
 
by ChevelloKDover 8 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

Words to live by

8 points
 
by RinVapesover 8 years ago

I've wasted more money buying vendor's crap (store-bought) than DIY, by a long shot.

7 points
 
by Sh3rlockOhmsover 8 years ago

2sellout4me

6 points
 
by HashSlingingSlashurover 8 years ago

This is so shitty .. I'm still not experienced enough to make my own juice

3 points
 
by rastal3xover 8 years ago

It's so fucking easy it's ridiculous.

3 points
 
by HashSlingingSlashurover 8 years ago

I know boo I'm just kitten around.

6 points
 
by Boondocover 8 years ago

>many experts will tell you that you should have at least six months to a year worth of experience with vaping before you even think about making your own e-juice.

you guies! i only vaped for two weeks before i diy! does this mean i die‽

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by skiddlzninjaover 8 years agoThat one moderator. You know, the honey guy.

RIP

3 points
 
by DGsirb1978over 8 years ago

Wow, I can't even...I have to admit the picture in my head of the complete idiot fucking up his juice, and knocking all his bottles over was funny though.

2 points
 
by FratricideV2over 8 years ago

Like the dumb products that are advertised on tv.

6 points
 
by bpuckett0003over 8 years ago

I guess simple mathematics are just too advanced for me. Guess I'll stop making my own juice for $.50/120ml and just pay some company (who probably has less QC, underflavored, over sweetened, less experience, and much higher overhead) $60 for 120ml. Man, I can't believe I have been this stupid about making my own juice all these years! God bless this money hungry, clickbait company!

5 points
 
by ConcreteRiverover 8 years ago

Can confirm, am an idiot 3 seconds away from poisoning myself.

5 points
 
by Logan115over 8 years ago

Think of all the money you're going to waste trying to DIY your own ejuice !! You might not like what you make (which might cost you $2).

Instead, pay $9 for 30 mls or $18 for 60 mls of something that you've never tried or don't know if you'll like from us.

2 points
 
by BlazeDemBeatzover 8 years agoMentholatier

My first DIY order was a mere 30 bucks. I got 30ml blueberry, 30ml RY4, 10ml Peach, 60ml nic, 500ml of PG/VG and a couple syringes, pipettes and some gloves. That mixed around 20 bottles of juice. Not bad for starting out.

Now that I been mixing for a while, I been able to buy bulk and cost the cost down alot further. I feel like I'm getting robbed paying 20 bucks for a bottle of juice I'd use in a single day.

5 points
 
by thedirtyprojectorover 8 years agoMixologist

This is embarrassing. The person writing the articles needs a lobotomy.

5 points
 
by mnementh666over 8 years ago

>but instead, you have a tasteless, bland e-juice that doesn’t hit any of the right notes.

Hatevape that shit. Then you'll learn. Pain retains.

3 points
 
by Boondocover 8 years ago

holy self-serving autofellatio vapeman!

3 points
 
by PerennialPhilosopherover 8 years ago

Wow that's pretty dumb.

3 points
 
by oldertakuover 8 years ago

On top of the desperate 'buy from us, don't look behind the curtain!' BS, that cruddy website is 2/3 ad and 1/3 crap. I hate that whole 'maximum profit minimum truth' headshop ethos. Just shut tfu. It is a skill you can learn like many other things. Ooooh, the boogeyman cometh. Sheesh.

3 points
 
by YelnatstreboRover 8 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

Are people really buying their shit? Those little popups that say what a person bought are annoying as fuck. And probably made up.

3 points
 
by EclayC1973over 8 years ago

They're taking a beating on their own comment section. Wonder how long it will be before they disable the comments.

I didn't read all of them but did see 2 or 3 giving this sub and diyordie (and Wayne) some love.

3 points
 
by Waymore14over 8 years ago

I had no idea how dangerous this hobby could potentially be. After 3+ years of DIY I feel mortified and ashamed. I'm afraid to open my fridge because there is a bottle of 100 mg nic lurking inside and it equates to pure plutonium! I may starve to death before the hazmat team can arrive. I feel my life force draining at this very second. It will be a struggle to muster my strength and dispose of all these flavors and bottles but I must persevere. (Que dramatic music) Thank you for opening my eyes and showing me the error of my wicked ways. Now to send all my money to Asspain Valley Vapes so that they may continue their quest to save the world one $19.99+ shipping 30 ml at a time.

2 points
 
by Wayne0over 8 years agoDiketones, Schmiketones

3shay mon capitan. Those fucktards

2 points
 
by EdibleMalfunctionover 8 years agoThat Sugar Cookie Guy

That is....awful

2 points
 
by MineDoggerover 8 years agoMixologist

Wow... Thiz iz reel danguraous goys. You haz to no MATHS.

2 points
 
by willparry79over 8 years ago

Guys. You can't just start mixing your own eJuice, ya know. You should buy from Aspen Valley Vapes for at LEAST a year before you try to mix your own, and even then, you probably won't like it. You probably think that you're just mixing liquids together, that's not how it works at ALL. There's like math and stuff. You shouldn't even try it guys.

1 points
 
by [deleted]over 8 years ago

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by kindgroundover 8 years ago

Oh the humanity! Negative press is also good for business right?

1 points
 
by overjoonyover 8 years ago

or im to stupid for simple math

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by Gusdelover 8 years ago

Glad you showed me this I all most started. Glad this guy set me straight.

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