What's up, you fucking cowards?

Yeah, I might have died for the past few months. I still was here, lurking and occasionally commenting. Still collecting hate because I'm definitely a cunt to some people on here, but I also still tried to help out where I could. Anyway, here's a new recipe. I have been chasing a solid marshmallow vape for close to a year. Constantly fucking up, making myself sick from some nauseating attempts, but I finally nailed this shit. This might be one of my most successful recipes to date, and I'm really enjoying it. If you dig sweet vapes, this shit is for you. Just a straight up, no-bullshit, no frill marshmallow vape. You know the drill, recipe and flavour notes below.

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• TPA Bavarian Cream at 1%
• TPA Marshmallow at 3.25%
• CAP Marshmallow at 1.5%
• FA Meringue at 0.75%
• CAP Sugar Cookie at 1.25%
• TPA Vanilla Bean Ice Cream at 1.25%
• CAP Vanilla Bean Ice Cream at 0.5%
• TPA Vanilla Swirl at 1%
• CAP Vanilla Whipped Cream at 1%
• JF Yellow Cake at 0.75%

Best ratio is 80VG/20PG. Steep time is 5 days, but still bangin as a shake and vape

Flavour Notes

TPA Marshmallow/CAP Marshmallow - I can't believe I hadn't used TPA Marshmallow until recently. I always thought CAP Marshmallow was the superior one, but holy fuck, learning how to use TPA properly has been an eye opening experience. In this recipe TPA's option gives us that heavily marshmallow flavour, the sugary sweetness, the chewy mouthfeel, it's like you opened a fresh bag of marshmallows and went to fuckin town. Adding CAP Marshmallow in here works as a sweetener while adding a bit more of that thick and chewy mouthfeel.

TPA VBIC / CAP VBIC - this combination has quickly become my ideal ice cream base. While I usually keep these concentrates at higher percentages for my ice cream recipes, in here, I knew I only wanted a hint of what these two beauties have to offer. TPA gives that vanilla bean note without becoming the spotlight. Adding CAP VBIC negates a lot of that greasiness that TPA has, while giving a more accurate vanilla note. Small percentages here, fuckers, you don't want these powerhouse concentrates overpowering that tasty marshmallow base. Just here to boost the vanilla notes and add some more thickness.

TPA Bavarian Cream / JF Yellow Cake - alright, so this is where you can play around a bit. You could negate these two, and just add JF Bavarian Cream at 2% to get a similar effect. But I opted for this combination instead because JF Bav Cream has a little too much of a maple/dark flavour to it that was always overshadowing the delicate marshmallow sweetness I was going for. Using TPA Bav Cream just gives a bit more depth to the creams and sugars, while the JF Yellow Cake pushes some of the bakery notes to make the recipe, as a whole, significantly less one-dimensional. JF Yellow Cake is definitely the FW Yellow Cake killer, but I'm assuming everyone already knows this.

CAP Vanilla Whipped Cream - fuck me. How did it take me this long to find and utilize this concentrate? This shit is the perfect emulsifier for creams and custards. Use it at 3-4%, and you'll notice some sour notes that you want in something like a custard or a greek yogurt. Keep it low, at 1-2%, and you have something reminiscent of unsweetened, homemade whipped cream. Just really thick, creamy, and a sponge for all of the other flavours you throw at it. I fully believe this might have been what I was missing in previous iterations of this recipe.

CAP Sugar Cookie / TPA Vanilla Swirl / FA Meringue - these are the accents, the "sweeteners," the things that make this recipe work. CAP Sugar Cookie to push the chewiness of the recipe while adding some more depth. The TPA Vanilla Swirl to just tie those creams together and bring some more natural vanilla notes. The FA Meringue to bring the sugar lips effect, but just ever so slightly. These three concentrates made this recipe work. Without them, it was still pretty boring.

Ratio and Steep - 80VG/20PG is just perfect here. But that kinda makes sense, a vape that calls for thick mouthfeel and added sweetness just begs for more VG. I haven't tried going max VG with it, but I'm not a tit-chucking piece of shit so I don't really need that. The steep time is kinda suggested, because it works really well as a shake and vape. But after 5 days, the Vanilla Swirl calms down and ties everything together while the marshmallows just continue to get more delicious and potent.

So there we go. One of my "white whales" so-to-speak. I silently lost my mind over this one, so I'm real happy to finally have it down. Mix it up if this catches your attention, and let me know what you think. First real recipe of 2017, and I'm looking forward to what everyone comes up with this year.

Keep fucking up. Stay fucking evil.