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I just done goofed, and it got me thinking, what are some of your biggest goofs/brainfarts?
submitted almost 9 years ago by not_a_turnip

Thought this would be a fun post to start (also might make me feel less dumb haha).

Anyways so I got my nic in not too long ago and decided today was the day to get off my ass and transfer it into smaller 30ml bottles. So I move the box of pizza pockets in the freezer and grab the 120ml bottle of nic that was sitting pretty right behind it, also grab a couple pizza pockets because, you know, pizza pockets. I then bring my nic up to my mixing station/laboratory/end table beside my laptop to thaw out a little bit before the upcoming transferage of the bottles. I then go back downstairs and stick my pizza pockets in the microwave for a couple minutes, two minutes later and I'm gobbling up those beautiful, heavenly, pockets of pizza goodness (at this point I should probably let you know the pizza pockets play no role in this story whatsoever).

When I got back to the lab/juice creation zone/end table that also has a sock on it, I then take a good two minutes struggling to put my gloves on. After finally being successful with the hand protectage I can finally start transferring my nic YAY! So there are a couple bottles already on my workstation/creationspace/seriously guys its just a table in my bedroom, but I already have some bottles labeled for my nic with some super dangerfull warnings and stuff, so I grab those.

Everything's going great, transfer one, transfer two, transfer three and transfer four, AWESOME were done, great, this is good, now all i need to do is bring these bottles to the freezer. I start picking up all my bottles labeled "nicotine", "poison", "will die if ingested", "probably doesn't even taste good", but somethings wrong, I pick the last one up and it's empty. Somethings wrong here, I look at the table and wouldn't you know, I grabbed the wrong bottle to transfer my nic into. I ended up filling up a bottle, that already contained like 5 ml of juice, with nic WOOPS. There goes almost a months worth of nic.

TL;DR Accidentaly transfered my nic into a bottle that contained like 5ml of juice, ruining a months worth of nic. Also ate pizza pockets.

So what about you guys? got any stupid goofs you'd like to share?

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7 points
 
by psychedeliduckalmost 9 years ago

I forgot I bought 100mg instead of 48 and for a week tried to figure out why all my juice tasted like shit. So many rewicks for no reason

3 points
 
by not_a_turnipalmost 9 years ago

Oh my, those must of been some pretty harsh juices haha

7 points
 
by ID10-Talmost 9 years ago

Bought 4 oz flavors impulsively without trying them first or doing any research on them.

3 points
 
by Binsky89almost 9 years ago

I did the same, but with recipes that tasted good, but were pretty harsh. I attributed it to oxidized nic, but it's the flavor.

Now I have to figure out what ingredients are making it harsh,which i really don't have time for.

5 points
 
by ID10-Talmost 9 years ago

List them?

2 points
 
by Binsky89almost 9 years ago

Blu-pom

8% Blueberry Wild TFA (or 5% FW Blueberry)

3% Pomegranate Deluxe TFA

1% Blackberry TFA

Beach Bum

5% Cantaloupe TFA

2% Juicy Pineapple TFA

5% Mango TFA or Capella's

2 points
 
by pearljam18259almost 9 years ago

U should also try lowering your nic sum maybe. Alot of the desire to vape is the throat hit as well as the drug itself.

2 points
 
by Binsky89almost 9 years ago

I'm at 3mg, which is already pretty low

2 points
 
by not_a_turnipalmost 9 years ago

Sounds like every flavour I've ever bought haha, but 4 oz? that's around 120ml if I remember correctly? That's a crapload, mind if I ask what flavours they were?

2 points
 
by ID10-Talmost 9 years ago

Gotta reach that free shipping goal somehow, and the per oz price is lot better on 4 oz than on 10ml, right? Wrong. I now have more than a lifetime's supply of several flavors either because they are gross or because they're so concentrated there's just no way I'll use them all up. Four ounces is not a crapload of a really good flavor that gets used often and isn't highly concentrated. For example, CAP Sugar Cookie has the distinction of being the first 4oz/120ml bottle of flavor I've ever used up completely and had to re-order (mixing only for myself and a handful of friends/family). TFA Strawberry will almost certainly be next... I'm kind of avoiding using the last little bit just to stretch it. And I'm sure it won't be long before Strawberry Ripe, CAP Vanilla Custard, and several others get used up as well. On the other hand, if anyone wants some TFA Black Tea, Blackberry, Brown Sugar, Grape Candy, Gummy Candy, Plum, Watermelon, or Kiwi Double, or FW Yellow Cake, I'd be happy to share just to keep them from going to waste.

2 points
 
by ConcreteRiveralmost 9 years ago

Holy shit that's a lot of TFA Black Tea. I got buyers remorse after picking up 10ml. That's like enough to poison a water supply.

My 4oz mistakes, on my second order, were TFA Mango and TFA Malted Milk. I don't think it counts as a mistake, but I have 7/8th of my 4oz of Cap Vanilla Custard v1 that I just don't ever end up using.

2 points
 
by McTouchButtalmost 9 years ago

My biggest 4oz mistake... TFA Marischino cherry, one drip will defile anything you mix it with and make it smell like diapers.

I have 4 oz of the shit...and I still have pretty close to 4oz.

I'd also be interested in a bit of your blackberry, brown sugar, grape candy, gummy candy, watermelon and kiwi...as I'd like to try em but will probably never get around to buying em.

I already have a 4oz yellow cake myself hahah it's aight.

2 points
 
by kyb0talmost 9 years ago

I would happily take a small amount of a few of those! I'll shoot you a pm and work out compensation for samples + shipping

2 points
 
by HeadlessMamialmost 9 years ago"I Bet I Could Clone That"

Yoooo I'll take that Blackberry off your hands if someone else hasn't claimed it. We use a fair bit of it in two different recipes.

2 points
 
by 0ptimusRhymealmost 9 years ago

FW yellow cake and TFA brown sugar are of interest to me. I've got a 1500ml of Inawera lemon cake, 8oz FA custard, 8oz FA Pandoro, 16oz OSDIY lucky shot....Any of those sound appealing in a trade? I have a ton of other stuff in smaller amounts but not in quantities larger than 4oz

2 points
 
by skavengercloudsalmost 9 years ago

Would love some of those flavors if u still have some?

2 points
 
by BlazeDemBeatzalmost 9 years agoMentholatier

Whenever I run out of a 30ml I'll order it in 4oz. So I had ordered a 4oz of Blueberry Extra. Next order I placed I ran thru my 30ml of Blueberry wild and meant to get a 4oz of that. Accidentally ordered more BB extra instead of BB wild. So now I have 8 oz of BB Extra.

2 points
 
by Bigtito86almost 9 years ago

Ha I used to only buy 4oz bottles when I first started mixing.. The thought "its cheaper in bulk" little over a year now and most of those 4oz haven't even been halved. I'd say about 4 orders in of over $100 each I learned I could have way more flavors if I stopped buying in bulk. The funny part about this DIY stuff is that im regretful I don't have more flavors instead of flavors i'll never finish.

2 points
 
by WickAndWirealmost 9 years agoMixologist

I've got 16oz of TFA AP...Need any?

1 points
 
by Reldofalmost 9 years ago

i'd take some haha

5 points
 
by BuryMeInSmokealmost 9 years ago

Spilt ~15mL of TFA Strawberry all over my desk which proceeded to run all over my lap. Moved to mixing by weight a few days after that haha.

3 points
 
by not_a_turnipalmost 9 years ago

Ah, I mostly use Flavour Art, the one time I spilt it all over my pants, It took like 3 washes for my pants to stop smelling like strawberry, not that I'm complaining, apparently people love people who smell like strawberrys haha

5 points
 
by EdibleMalfunctionalmost 9 years agoThat Sugar Cookie Guy

I spilt some TFA Papaya on my shirt once. If you have every smelled it, you would know why that's a bad thing

2 points
 
by ID10-Talmost 9 years ago

Oh god, did you have to wear it all day after that?

4 points
 
by EdibleMalfunctionalmost 9 years agoThat Sugar Cookie Guy

Oh hell no. Changed immediately after. But still smelled it all day long

2 points
 
by 0ptimusRhymealmost 9 years ago

FA whiskey. Freshly opened 10ml, just pulled out about 0.3ml and proceeded to fumble the bottle all over myself. Had to go back to work with no time to shower. Changed clothes but that didn't get rid of the odor that had seeped onto my skin. I smelled like hardcore drunk for about 3 days

2 points
 
by EdibleMalfunctionalmost 9 years agoThat Sugar Cookie Guy

You have me beat there

2 points
 
by 0ptimusRhymealmost 9 years ago

The only time I win is when I lose :( haha

5 points
 
by DogeDolanalmost 9 years agoFrugivore

I accidentally spilled about 60ml of TPA coconut extra all over me once.

NO FUCKING AMOUNT OF SCRUBBING COULD STOP THE CONSTANT BLEACHING OF MY NOSTRILS.

On the bright side, everyone said i smelt nice for about 2 weeks...

3 points
 
by thegoldenstatevaporalmost 9 years ago

I have mixed a 5 gallon batch, tossed it in the mixer, smell it when it comes out and it doesn't smell right. Looked at the jugs of flavoring I was using and had accidentally mistaken a rum flavoring for vanilla classic. They are the exact same color and I was just out of it that day, didn't double check the label like I should have. Dumped the entire thing down the drain.

2 points
 
by yoopergeekalmost 9 years ago

Wow. I find myself upping my production for friends and family, but can't imagine mixing 5 gallons as a single batch.

Hmm... i should hit up my calculator software and see if I've mixed a total of 5 gallons over the last two years!

2 points
 
by thegoldenstatevaporalmost 9 years ago

With the right equipment it isn't to bad, we make anywhere between 10-25 gallons a week

1 points
 
by CheebaSteebaalmost 9 years agoFrugivore

Damn, that's pretty cool, how much does one of those things cost?

2 points
 
by ID10-Talmost 9 years ago

So much juice down the drain :(. You didn't even try it first? What if it was one of those Bob Ross happy accidents?

2 points
 
by thegoldenstatevaporalmost 9 years ago

I did taste it first just for fun to see how close it was, it completely changed the flavor profile though and was nowhere near as good. We don't keep "uh oh's" around in our shop for fear of them accidentally getting mixed up with the correct product.

2 points
 
by 0ptimusRhymealmost 9 years ago

Step one in cloning brulee. Vanilla classic. YES

1 points
 
by CheebaSteebaalmost 9 years agoFrugivore

Lol that's rough. So far my biggest flavor mistake was when I was making 2.5g of flavor base I did TFA Strawberry twice instead of TFA Strawberry then TFA Strawberry ripe, which the recipe uses 5x more ripe than regular. I still have it around trying to cut it into new batches so it doesn't go to waste lol

3 points
 
by PM_ME_UR_INTEGRAalmost 9 years ago

Once I mixed 30% TFA pineapple instead of 3%. Yeah, it was a bit strong. That flavor melts steel beams.

3 points
 
by ID10-Talmost 9 years ago

TFA Pineapple did 9/11.

2 points
 
by WorstAdviceROCalmost 9 years ago

Water supply, poison, TFA Pineapple, 9/11.......

You're definitely making it on some type of list! Especially when Cheney realizes the TFA Honey/Pineapple secret is out. Thermite my ass! ELR is nothing but a cover for the Hater's of Freedom!

2 points
 
by 0ptimusRhymealmost 9 years ago

My friend wanted cocoa pebbles. I told him to use 0.5% TFA AP, he used 5%

Chocolate Fritos

3 points
 
by ChevelloKDalmost 9 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

I tried mixing by volume once. I'm almost done cleaning the equipment. :D

2 points
 
by yoopergeekalmost 9 years ago

I accidentally added two drops of INW Biscuit to a bottle of a banana mix i was tossing together. Said "screw it, keep it", and it [turned out better than expected.] (https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvr97uwP7l1qibz0jo1_r1_500.png) So it's sticking around in the recipe as it progresses.

2 points
 
by cpmerrillalmost 9 years ago

While making a recipe for my friend at 12mg nic, I switched to a recipe I wanted but forgot to use a different value for nic. Started getting a heavy buzz after chain vaping a few mls until I realized why my usual 1.5 was getting to me.

2 points
 
by SCReVACalmost 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

Making some Vicious Vanilla and somehow put 4% Vanilla Classic FA instead of 1%

2 points
 
by Jupapabearalmost 9 years ago

While mixing a blue raspberry/fresh cream/rainbow sherbet for a friend (his idea, and he loves it), I dropped about 4ml of the cream into my sherbet flavor bottle instead of his 120ml. It was a long day, so I just started laughing out loud like a crazy person. Luckily the cream is a vg base, and sherbet a pg base. The cream mostly sunk to the bottom of the bottom, with clear separation, where I could use a syringe to pull it off the bottom. Mostly.

2 points
 
by kyb0talmost 9 years ago

I've read the wrong numbers off of my e-juice Calc and turned my 2mg nic juice into like 10mg juice. Didn't have the heart to poor it out so once I diluted it I now have an extensive amount of mediocre juice that I'll eventually finish.... Maybe... Should have just poured it out.

There will be plenty more to come I'm sure...

1 points
 
by WickAndWirealmost 9 years agoMixologist

It's 80 cents youre dumping lol

2 points
 
by miatatonyalmost 9 years ago

accidentally put 5% torrone flavoring instead of 0.5%.....yeah. it's just been sitting on my shelf for months now its so overpowering it's unusable. -__-;;

2 points
 
by pearljam18259almost 9 years ago

Just got new nicotine from nude nicotine (great by the way much better than my previous which was wizard labs) and it's pg based. Well my crappy wizard labs nic was all vg and I forgot to factor that into my recipes on ELR. So since pg is much lighter I was using way too much nic in my mixes and it was way strong. It's funny cuz for my first 3 mixes I thought it was jus because the nicotine was new and hadnt degraded any until it finally dawned on me lol.

2 points
 
by taliesin-dsalmost 9 years ago

One time i forgot i ordered concentrate of some tobacco flavored juice instead of ready to vape juice. I was just starting so i didn't know anything, i thought it just needed to steep longer. After trying it twice a day for about 2 weeks my mom called from a different floor complaining about the smell. I explained to her there was nothing wrong and that it just needed to steep some more. She didn't believe me and asked if i was smoking concentrate or something. I told her that ofcourse i wasn't, that would be stupid, but i'd check anyway. i was vaping pure concentrate....

2 points
 
by Lulzorralmost 9 years ago

Accidentally mixed koolada at around 10%.

2 points
 
by CheebaSteebaalmost 9 years agoFrugivore

Probably my least favorite to date was accidentally labeling a bottle of 3mg with a ~eleven 12mg bottles, they all looked the same so I had to taste test them until I found the bottle of 3mg. It was like playing russian roulette except instead of one bullet they're all bullets. Needless to say I had my nic fix for a while!

2 points
 
by Liquidfillingsolalmost 9 years ago

Yesterday I was mixing and ended up dumping 5-10 gallons of VG all over the lab. (I accidentally left the faucet on that is connected to a tote of VG)

Took over 2 hours to clean because the stuff is like syrup.

1 points
 
by DarkJester89almost 9 years ago

My biggest (or most common) is looking at one flavor ml (measuring by weight) and grab the wrong concentrate (usually vg/pg) I only make 30ml's mostly anyway so its not too big a deal can i can balance it out but yep haha

1 points
 
by mlNikonalmost 9 years ago

Just yesterday I dumped Cap sweet strawberry in my tank instead of my finished juice, I definitely could tell what I had done right away.

1 points
 
by denniskmagicalmost 9 years ago

One time I was mixing up something that required 6% CAP sugar cookie and ended up SOMEHOW dripping 6% worth of CAP vanilla custard v1 into the 30mL bottle I was making. It was also one of the last flavoring concentrates I added from the recipe.

I only realized after I finished adding it in.

I was so very pissed.

1 points
 
by bpuckett0003over 8 years ago

I do my mixing in my office, and I was pouring some VG from the gallon jug into smaller containers, when my cat pushed my office door open and leapt onto the desk I was leaning against. Needless to say, it caught me by surprise and I spilled about 50ml of VG on my desk, carpet, hands, pants and so forth. That was an awful clean up.

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