BOY GOD DAMN
This shit is too good to be true. Now, let me start by apologizing, currently writing this on my phone, fuck y'all, deal with the unconventional posting format as college and work have me drowning my sorrows in nicotine, and this concentrate is too God damn good for me not to do a write up on while I have the free time.
To start, I purchased this on a whim, although, I had high expectations. Nearly 7 bones for a 30 ml and fuck me all the way up is it worth it.
Visuals: Right out of the box, this bottle of angel cum is piss yellow, and I'm not mad at that either, it is what it is, so if you're ordering this for the first time and are concerned about colours, just remember, if it smells and tastes good, who the fuck cares what it looks like, although, you should see my ex, fuck you Julia you stupid whore.
Nose: Sweet sweeeeeet pineapple juice. You know that shit you poured into your vodka when you were a little bitch in eight grade who couldn't handle their liquor? Yep that's exactly what this smells like.
Taste: Now, as most of my daily vaping is done in a tank, I always test in a tank, as it makes no sense for me personally to try it out in an rda if I'm not going to be using it. SO I hit this bitch up on a 70/30 vg/pg blend at 5% and it was stronger than fuck, but in a good way, In a morning coffee/first piss of the morning way. Shits dank. A nice mix of freshly squeezed pineapple juice, along with fruit cup juice to follow with a fairly thick mouthfeel just tangy enough to linger in the back of your throat. Oh, rocking this cunt in a super tank mini, 0.2ohm coil.
For the record, I didn't let that whore steep, call me a slut, call me Adolf Hitler, I don't fucking care, I couldn't wait, and I'm glad I didn't because, seriously guys, it's delicious.
Now for the recipe I blatantly stole and altered. It's a "baja blast" recipe. Literally, search it in ELR and you'll find it as the top rated recipe. Shits real good as it is but I wanted to spice it up a bit.
9% Blueberry Candy(TPA) 9% Citrus Punch(TPA) 1.5% Pineapple(HS) 0.5% Koolada
Now, as the original recipe on its own, it's nice, but too bland and candied for my taste. Adding the pineapple and koolada really brought it to another level for me.
The pineapple, surprisingly, dominates the entirety of the recipe, which I fucking dig harder than my own grave while studying for these fucking exams.
The koolada gives that effervescent blast that you crave to quench your over worked blanded tastebud thirst.
Overall, this recipe 100% tastes like pineapple soda, it's insane, if anyone has an "international" section of their grocery store, go ahead and find the sodas. You'll more than likely find a pineapple soda either made by Goya or another similar company. This tastes exactly like that.
The blueberry candy really helps in aiding to provide a rounded pineapple flavour, smoothing it out, and not forcing and sharp flavour notes upon the simple mix, while the citrus punch tends to fade a tad, it's still essential in providing a strong backbone to the entirety of this mix, it's really a dim foundation, but a foundation none the less.
Overall, out of 10, I rate this flavour a solid 9, while I will defiantly be ordering more, and it meets all my expectations and above that, the only mother fucker who's getting a 10/10 is me, so if you're looking for that perfect tropical pineapple flavour, look no further. I could also see this going great in a pineapple upside down cake, but aside from that, I'd stray from using this in many other baked goods, it's too vibrant in my opinion to follow alongside bready, buttery flavours.
As always, fuck all of you, and seriously, get this flavour, I can't stress enough how blown away I was!
Sincerely,
-Z