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fucking awesome custard I made the other night -CREME BURLY
submitted almost 9 years ago by diemiserable

hi diy_ejuice, I'm back with another recipe for my favorite subreddit. I drunkenly concocted a fucking DELICIOUS vanilla custard the other night (alcohol brings out the best in us all)
drink of choice: rum and coke - vape craving of choice: vanilla custard.
I give you CREME BURLY, let's get to the meat of it, shall we?


  • CAPELLA VANILLA CUSTARD - 6.5% - 8%
    This is the bones of it, the reigning champion of vanilla custards. CAP VC will never forsake our palates.

  • FLAVORAH VANILLA CUSTARD - 2.5%
    What the fuck, this shit is so good. I'm in awe, my 15 ml bottle was literally collecting dust, I feel like I've discovered a new fetish. This is -- as everyone says, a delicious pudding type custard. It's not as diacetyl-y but it still gives Capella's a run for its money.

  • FLAVORAH BUTTERSCOTCH - .5%
    FLV Butterscotch is going to add that succulent dollop of buttery flavoring in this custard, it seriously enhances the burnt sensation to the overall creme brulee taste. I love it, and there isn't a butterscotch that tops Flavorah's. I know that not many of you guys are going to have this, so please do yourselves a favor and pick it up, it's great with CAP Sugar Cookie. You MIGHT be able to substitute it with TFA Caramel (2%), FW Butterscotch (5%), or FW Caramel Candy (5%) (percentages based of current knowledge of flavorings)

  • CAPELLA BUTTER CREAM - 3%
    Butter Cream is a staple to all of my cream bases. Who doesn't love butter cream frosting on their cakes? This is a great replica of that exact taste, and it's going to make sweet sex with our Capella VC.

  • CAPELLA GRAHAM CRACKER - 2.5%
    a weird flavoring. It's like a Honey Maid Cinnamon Graham Cracker, but soaked in butter. You're not going to notice the cinnamon notes at this low of a percentage, but this is a creme brulee recipe, so you may notice it augments the burnt taste of it.

  • THE FLAVOR APPRENTICE WHIPPED CREAM - 1.5%
    I like this stuff. It's smooth, makes your plumes more thick and white, AND it's way cheaper than Vape Wizard. I think it should be in all creams, even at a super low percent. It tones down the alcoholy-ness in Flavorah's concentrates.

  • THE FLAVOR APPRENTICE COTTON CANDY - 2%
    The whetstone to sharpen the blade of our creme brulee, this is going to be the blowtorch that adds the burned crust at the top of our creamy mixture, albeit it's gonna sweeten it a bit, but who's complaining?

FINAL NOTES

Man, this is such a compelling vape. I hope you guys dig it as much as I do. It's only a couple of days old and I'm vaping the everliving fuck out of it, the alcohol taste from the FLV concentrates have finally dissipated, I'd recommend steeping it for a couple of days to counter that, but it's a great shake and vape. Capella and Flavorah vanilla custards play so well together, that they were best friends in elementary school, I highly recommend blending the two in your next custard mix. This is also a flexible recipe. You could drop the whipped cream and a banana cream for a JTJM creme brulee, or even add some sweetener if you're into that kind of thing. (2% TFA, CAP's makes your balls shrink) I guarantee that CAP Sugar Cookie would be an awesome addition too.

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6 points
 
by DeafCobraalmost 9 years ago

I don't know, "Fucking awesome Custard" is a pretty good name too.

1 points
 
by tanknyankinalmost 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

even if abbreviated FAC you'd still get the point LOL

5 points
 
by famaskillralmost 9 years ago

That graham cracker is going to come through with a vengeance. I have a custard alot in the same. Butterscotch, a little creme brulee. And capella graham cracker... at 1.5% it isn't too bad for a few days. Then that shit comes through, and keeps coming through. Could be just me though.

2 points
 
by Jorakaealmost 9 years ago

I second that. I can vape 2% graham as a stand alone. In a couple weeks this stuff is going to start ripping through all that custard. I probably wouldn't use more than 0.5% in a mix with strong flavors. 0.3% in lighter creams, custards, and cheesecake flavors.

2 points
 
by famaskillralmost 9 years ago

.25 in my custard

2 points
 
by Jorakaealmost 9 years ago

Yep, same range for me in a custard, but in a cheesecake I want it to be just slightly higher.

5 points
 
by captaincannibalalmost 9 years ago

Anytime I see CAP VC + Graham Cracker I instantly pop a boner. Such a dope combo. Can't wait to check this out.

2 points
 
by diemiserablealmost 9 years ago

I think you'll like it man, it's an awesome cream base for any fruits too.

2 points
 
by tanknyankinalmost 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

explosion in the pants man, I hear ya.

2 points
 
by Apossiumalmost 9 years ago

Much praise, such hype. Wow.

Solid looking recipe though. Have you tried FA Catalan Cream? I don't like it solo, but for creme brulee recipes it has some nice, spicy and suprisingly complex "burnt" sugar taste. The flavor comes through heavier custard bases even at lower percentages, not much is needed.

2 points
 
by diemiserablealmost 9 years ago

I have, but I'm not big on it. there's something vinegary about it, sort of reminds me of pickles.

2 points
 
by jdrocker77almost 9 years agoDiketones, Schmiketones

Great write up! Flv definitely killed it with their Vanilla Custard and Butterscotch. This looks delicious. I'm going to mix it up tonight.

Thanks for sharing!

2 points
 
by diemiserablealmost 9 years ago

Let me know if you like it, if anything the flavor seems to be kind of dying off (maybe where I'm constantly vaping it) so it may need more. It's a super versatile custard mix. I think any fruit would work in it quiet well.

2 points
 
by tanknyankinalmost 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

Sometimes I think mixers post this shit up to make me broke, sounds amazing man, and I'm not even a fan boy of custards. gonna put this on my next order and give it a whirl.

2 points
 
by danielfromparisalmost 9 years ago

lol so true, I was thinking whether to replace some brands with others or to simply order the specific flavours to prepare the mix :) Do you remember we were told we would save a ton of money vaping? :)

1 points
 
by tranceinatealmost 9 years agoIn a good mood for now - don't piss me off.

AFAIK, no FLV concentrate contains any ethyl alcohol. Caps do, however.

1 points
 
by diemiserablealmost 9 years ago

not sure, it gets foamy when I shake them.

1 points
 
by tranceinatealmost 9 years agoIn a good mood for now - don't piss me off.

A lot of concentrates get foamy when you shake them, lol. Rich Cinnamon is a perfect example of that, & foaminess is definitely not an indicator of ethyl alcohol. When was the last time you saw a bottle of rum/vodka/everclear get foamy when shaken?

1 points
 
by JohnLaCuentaalmost 9 years ago

I actually use ethanol as an anti-foam lol

1 points
 
by diemiserablealmost 9 years ago

not foamy, but the bubbles stay on top longer.

1 points
 
by psykialmost 9 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

I've had terrible luck getting FLV flavors to work so I've sworn off buying any more for a while but this one looks good. I have everything but FLV VC, can this be made to work without it?

1 points
 
by diemiserablealmost 9 years ago

definitely man! I'm not huge on FLV myself, but some of their stuff I really love. (their lime is top notch)

1 points
 
by agentdark45almost 9 years ago

Damn this looks good! Time to order some new concentrates...the shit I put up with...

1 points
 
by sd_junglistalmost 9 years ago

Looks Good,gonna give it a run as I'm all about some dank custards!

In the notes though, you said "or even add some sweetner". More, on top of the already 2% you got in there? Thats crazy shit mang

1 points
 
by mlNikonalmost 9 years ago

This looks really good. Have you tried inw creme brulee?

-8 points
 
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