Handchecks are still strictly forbidden.

submitted almost 9 years ago by wh1skeyk1ngThanks for reading this flair

In light of recent events here involving /u/skiddlzninja, we would like to notify all users that while handchecks are strictly forbidden, for a limited time, boobchecks and bulgechecks are not only allowed, but strongly encouraged. That's right, we are temporarily allowing relatively tasteful images of DIY juice with or without your fancy DIY labels (preferably with, here's a chance to show off) posed on or around bulges and/or boobs. Skiddz suffered a bit of an ouchie recently and is on the mend, so keep in mind that this is all for him! Please keep it semi-SFW and have some fun!

Comments

27 points

by deejaymillsnycalmost 9 years ago

who wants to see a pic of me with vg rubbed all over my chest?

6 points

by ID10-Talmost 9 years ago

We all do. Anyone who says he or she doesn't is just being coy.

6 points

by fukitol-almost 9 years ago

I don't care if you're a man or a woman, I will upvote tf outta that

4 points

by skivianalmost 9 years ago

*flaps hand in air wildly*

4 points

by wh1skeyk1ngalmost 9 years agoThanks for reading this flair

If you post a verified legitimate pic, I almost guarantee your comment karma will rise to a level where automoderator won't bitch at you for posting to the front page of this sub.

3 points

by Deaniebeaniebobeaniealmost 9 years ago

Deliver op

3 points

by kirktalmost 9 years agoBring on the Diacetyl, baby

Again? No thanks.

18 points

by SuckMyJagon_almost 9 years ago

Here you go. Idk why I'm embarrassing myself voluntarily like this. /u/skiddlzninja

Bulge check... Thing?

12 points

by wh1skeyk1ngalmost 9 years agoThanks for reading this flair

This one's for you /u/skiddlzninja! Wishing you a speedy recovery and best of luck learning tasks with your left hand. Wiping your butt is going to become a real chore, trust me, I broke my right hand once. (assuming you aren't a lefty)

8 points

by skiddlzninjaalmost 9 years agoThat one moderator. You know, the honey guy.

I got a bidet, no worries there.

4 points

by wh1skeyk1ngalmost 9 years agoThanks for reading this flair

I now feel strangely jealous.

6 points

by skiddlzninjaalmost 9 years agoThat one moderator. You know, the honey guy.

You should, it's a whole new quality of life.

3 points

by goldfish18almost 9 years agoWinner of the 1st DIYorDIE World Mixing Championship

Do you sniff some ether before you do it?

4 points

by goldfish18almost 9 years agoWinner of the 1st DIYorDIE World Mixing Championship

Dude, your nipple hairs are weak sauce!

2 points

by wh1skeyk1ngalmost 9 years agoThanks for reading this flair

I take pride in my nipple hairs, or lack thereof.

2 points

by ClintHammeralmost 9 years ago

Just use baby wipes.

8 points

by wh1skeyk1ngalmost 9 years agoThanks for reading this flair

I habitually bring wet wipes with me nearly everywhere I go. It's like a unicorn licking your b-hole.

Bonus relevant rage comic

12 points

by skiddlzninjaalmost 9 years agoThat one moderator. You know, the honey guy.

Jesus fuck I'm gone for a few weeks and this is what happens.

4 points

by coop34almost 9 years ago

I wondered where you got off to. Speedy recovery wishes!

12 points

by EdibleMalfunctionalmost 9 years ago

Happy Nipple Day everyone!

Especially u/skiddlzninja

http://imgur.com/IkTOsft

11 points

by goldfish18almost 9 years agoWinner of the 1st DIYorDIE World Mixing Championship

Here's my new recipe. One part pink, two parts milk of the tit, and the secret ingredient is one medium length nipple hair per 10mL. Enjoy!

Also, someone please connect my dots

6 points

by NotCharlesMansonalmost 9 years agoFirst diy_ejuice Recipe Contest- Best Recipe

Is it weird that this isn't the first time I've seen your nipple?

3 points

by goldfish18almost 9 years agoWinner of the 1st DIYorDIE World Mixing Championship

Just accept me!

5 points

by ID10-Talmost 9 years ago

That's the next DIYorDIE Mixing Champion of the World award-winning recipe right there. Way to defend that title!

5 points

by T_Macealmost 9 years agoTobacconist

still not doing nipple hair by weight?!?! bro.

7 points

by crappy_guitaristalmost 9 years ago"I Bet I Could Clone That"

/u/skiddlzninja, you're welcome...

Trying out my apple oatmeal recipe :)

7 points

by NotCharlesMansonalmost 9 years agoFirst diy_ejuice Recipe Contest- Best Recipe

Is that a roll of paper towels in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

6 points

by crappy_guitaristalmost 9 years ago"I Bet I Could Clone That"

Its paper towels.

3 points

by wh1skeyk1ngalmost 9 years agoThanks for reading this flair

Excellent detail on the tip.

3 points

by EdibleMalfunctionalmost 9 years ago

Excellent delivery. 9/10

6 points

by deejaymillsnycalmost 9 years ago

i appreciate the moderators on this sub. would hate for it to be like elr where people are just posting recipes without mixing. i can expect to find good content here and if a recipe is posted the OP will probably explain why he used such flavors at those %s so rich knowledge wise. i only use elr because it isnt moderated and although a useful calculator if i search for a cereal vape ill see 5% fruit circle w/milk 9% berry crunch 11% van custard

6 points

by matthewkocandaalmost 9 years ago

https://imgur.com/1Pgr8Nb

Am I too late to join the party? Since I don't have a label, enjoy a new painting I'm working on.

Edit : /u/skiddlzninja

5 points

by slialmost 9 years agoFrugivore

Sucking on my simple Strawberry Lime today.

3 points

by wh1skeyk1ngalmost 9 years agoThanks for reading this flair

/u/skiddlzninja

2 points

by slialmost 9 years agoFrugivore

Thanks for the backup!

Question: how do we feel about the booty?

3 points

by wh1skeyk1ngalmost 9 years agoThanks for reading this flair

As long as you tag skiddz, I'd say it's fair game.

2 points

by skiddlzninjaalmost 9 years agoThat one moderator. You know, the honey guy.

Looks a little small to me...

2 points

by slialmost 9 years agoFrugivore

Get off my back! Don't judge me! It's cooling off down in Florida, ok?! I'm not used to these mid-60s temperatures!

2 points

by skiddlzninjaalmost 9 years agoThat one moderator. You know, the honey guy.

Don't lie, I'm in GA, so i know for a fact that it's still 70s and 80s.

3 points

by captaincannibalalmost 9 years ago

I'm going to heat steep a bottle of juice in my ass for a few days and ship it to /u/skiddlzninja. I hear he's in to that kinda thing.

2 points

by skiddlzninjaalmost 9 years agoThat one moderator. You know, the honey guy.

Nooooooo, not heat steeping!

2 points

by ID10-Talmost 9 years ago

I approve this message and am responsible for adding the words "relatively" and "semi-" to it.

Edit: It's been 5 minutes, why are there no boobs yet?

3 points

by exclusivegirlalmost 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

You might get some man boobs aka moobs out of it....

5 points

by ID10-Talmost 9 years ago

If the chest is waxed, I could work with that.

3 points

by tranceinatealmost 9 years agoIn a good mood for now - don't piss me off.

Bebe you'd like my chest waxed or unwaxed. I don't grow much fur.

2 points

by EdibleMalfunctionalmost 9 years ago

Yeah, so what we're trying to do, hypothetically, is minimize which is 800 dudes, multiplied by mean-jerk time, divided by four dicks at a time. Of course, you would have to pre-sort guys by height, so that their dicks lined up.

4 points

by skiddlzninjaalmost 9 years agoThat one moderator. You know, the honey guy.

Do not disparage the sanctity of the (/u/notcharlesmanson)sexagon with your weak math.

4 points

by EdibleMalfunctionalmost 9 years ago

https://youtu.be/mMeqEDEfniA

5 points

by NotCharlesMansonalmost 9 years agoFirst diy_ejuice Recipe Contest- Best Recipe

The sexagon was better.

Edit: adding details for those not in the pooploop.

The Sexagon: What is the minimum number of men required to complete a full circle of anal sex?

Things to take into consideration:

Angle of entry
Sexer's height
Dick length
Cheek depth (sometimes less is more)
Flexibility
Depth of preferred penetration
Sack size (sometimes it just gets in the way)
Premature ejaculators (if it goes soft, it ain't no use)
Enjoyability/hesitation

I might be forgetting some; this was discussed for a full day about 4 or 5 months ago.

2 points

by thedirtyprojectoralmost 9 years agoMixologist

Gahahaha I fuckin love you guys

1 points

by bobbysavagealmost 9 years agoResident Tobacco Specialist

How I've been tracking vape mail without electricity

#ThanksObama

3 points

by ID10-Talmost 9 years ago

Clicked hoping to see savage lingerie pics, was mildly disappointed.

2 points

by bobbysavagealmost 9 years agoResident Tobacco Specialist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthKhSIItRE

gotta make it sexy: hips n nips

2 points

by ID10-Talmost 9 years ago

Thank you for makin' it sexy!

2 points

by Sublimpinalalmost 9 years ago

🎼🎵 they broke my legs 🎵 but they couldn't break my spirit 🎵

1 points

by PerennialPhilosopheralmost 9 years ago

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_ifdMnZu2KlS245bU9zRU9wS28/view?usp=drivesdk Ravencheck