So I was recommended this juice after getting sick of vaping glazed playdough bullshit. I've never had a good DIY (retail too besides forbidden donut, that's bae) glazed donut. Bronuts is awesome but I don't want chocolate. Haven't tried the new donut recipe floating around but it also looks tasty. Anywho...
I got hooked on Loaded Glazed real quick. Light fried pastry with a smooth cinnamon glaze. It hits on all my ADV switches. Also just got a tfv8 at the time and with the rba head I was pounding almost 20ml a day. I knew I recognized the base as I use it for a cannoli-ish recipe
CAP Funnel Cake
Everything CAP glazed donut should've been. Fried doughy pastry with a touch of powdered sugar. This one is a real wild bugger tho (rip croc huntah my boy never forget) and it will turn a mix into the nastiest lump of unflavored raw yeast laden dough. Stay smart and start low. Always. So now we need to turn it into a moist cakey donut...
CAP sugar cookie
I imagine most of you mumbled it out before even finishing my previous sentence. It's easily a top 10 used flavoring for me and should be in everyone's vault. It's the perfect match to turn plain fried dough into a cop's only real partner... It won't fuck his daughter when she brings her dad his lunch and that hot shot rookie soils her delicate garden of life. Anyway.
FW cinnamon roll
Old faithful. This guy never disappoints and today he shines like a thousand suns. Gives us just what we need to complete the donut aspect and just cuz he's a swell old fellah he oozes cinnamon glaze all over our little joyous creation of love. Except we need one thing to really turn it to glaze
TFA sweetener
Deal. With. It. The real deal is like 5% but I'm not some kind of e juice Messiah and I can't mix sweetener like that. My anxiety gave me hell just with 2%, but it's necessary if you want to get in to the same realm as our subject of discussion.
That's the show folks. I'm extremely pleased with how similar this is after a shake and vape. Age should help our doughpillar mature to a nutterfly. My fiance never laughs at my humors attempts you're all I have left reddit. Love me.
Oh yea the recipe. 2.5% CAP Funnel Cake, 2% CAP sugar cookie, 2% FW cinnamon roll, 2% TFA sweetener(not a choice. Don't tell me something's wrong with the cinnamon glaze if you skip sweetener).
Now I hope we can get together and turn this into a bona fide clone that will rustle ruthless' jimmies more than Cannibal did Jimmie the juice man's. Feedback. Tweaks. Nudes. Obligatory complaint about my formatting(mobile, always mobile). Mods i typed a lot of stuff so I hope this appeases the rules. I'll edit in virgins if I must.
I've heard from everyone who's used Cap Funnel Cake that it's the worst flavoring they've ever tried. You're the first person I've seen that actually likes it.
There's a group of us. We get together over a nice dish of Mac and cheese smothered in Heinz ketchup and share recipes.
No honestly it's a fickle whore of a flavoring. It can still have the playdough effect like cap glazed donut, but it's way way less pronounced and once you cover it up you have a really versatile pastry. Cap Vanilla custard v1 is great at hiding funnels imperfections too.
I sell juice to some friends and whatnot and have gone through 16oz of funnel cake in 3ish months. If you don't mind babysitting it till you get it to do what you want then it's def worth getting a 10ml to play around.
I made a great butter cream filled donut flavor using the funnel cake @ about 2% with the glazed caps and fa's wow, butter cream, vanilla shisha and VBIC... And it was the best stuff I have made. I am a fan of funnel cake 4 life lol.. The problem I have is that I can't remember what else I put in there.
Funnel Cake @ 2% is perfect if you're going for something doughy. First time I used it I fell in love, don't understand where all the hate came from.
Most likely people using 6% and expecting it to be a complex and fully realized funnel cake. I'd love that of course BUT it's no slouch either. Honestly I can't think of a better base to any doughy pastry profile, at least anything I've used.
I know Joy is a popular choice but i swear it has a tobacco note for me. Can't use it over .5%
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I'm not like the others, AutoModo.
You are definitely a rare breed. Props on the recipe.
You should try to format the actual recipe with bullets or in a list instead of a paragraph for readability (good post otherwise)
Thank you. I'm using Boost for Reddit on Android and can't seem to get the advanced formatting tools to do what I want. My post just ends up getting all thrown out of whack. I'll pull out the laptop next time, so much easier to put together a well laid out post.
Get rid of 12 year old humour, you try to hard.
He put a recipe, notes, and inspiration. That's more than what is asked for. Don't like his humor? Oh well, don't need to be a duck about it.
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