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I'm an idiot. Don't be like me.
submitted almost 9 years ago by ZepsRedRocket

So I'm am a noob to DIY. Been at it about three months now and I really appreciate everyone in this community. Anyway, I wanted to confess to doing something really, really dumb and figured if nothing else, it might be amusing to most, possibly a warning to other idiots.

I placed a big flavoring order and one of those was Koolada. I was excitedly opening each of the flavor bottles to sniff each one and got to Koolada (I know it doesn't smell). Without much thought, I dropped a single drop of Koolada on my tongue. Didn't taste like much, slightly cool. About a minute goes by and the tiny drop travels to the back of my throat. Holy shit. I immediately start gasping for air. It feels like my throat is closing up. I PANICED. In the mere seconds it took for me to find a cup and drink some water, my life flashed before my eyes. After guzzling two cups of water, my symptoms retreated and I was left with a mild chemical burn on my tongue. I am an idiot and learned a very important but dumb lesson. That is all. Enjoy your Thursday and don't be like me!

Edit: besides panicing, I also panicked

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14 points
 
by ECX_FlavorLabalmost 9 years agoMixologist

Incoming website warnings.

7 points
 
by swm5126almost 9 years ago

Good to know. I'm about to order some in my next order and I probably would have done this lol. Why does this happen?

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by matthewkocandaalmost 9 years ago

So the chemical used to create Koolada is called menthyl menthyl lactate and just by looking at the name of the compound, I think we can understand why this would happen.

But going deeper, those particular menthol crystals in Koolada are rather potent. Even when using Koolada in a mix, if you ever get a bit of the spit back on your tongue or throat, you'll probably notice an immediate icy cold sensation much more powerful than what we feel while vaping.

Going even deeper. It turns out these particular crystals are also used to create the cooling effect seen in some shaving creams/aftershave. So while I've never tried taking a drop of Koolada directly, I can imagine it would be rather numbing.

However, OP's reaction may have been more panic/stress related than 100% from the Koolada itself. Not to say Koolada won't cause that icy cold numbing effect, but when you don't entirely expect it, I reckon it'd be rather jarring and the added freak out definitely attributed to the situation.

The more you know.

20 points
 
by tranceinatealmost 9 years agoIn a good mood for now - don't piss me off.

Correction, beginner, it's menthyl methyl lactate.

> But going deeper, those particular menthol crystals in Koolada are rather potent.

Menthol crystals =/= Koolada crystals.

And here's everything you wanted to know about WS-3 type cooling compounds like koolada c;

17 points
 
by matthewkocandaalmost 9 years ago

Why you gotta make me look like a goddamn idiot, babe?

4 points
 
by PyroTech76almost 9 years ago

This seems relevant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0kVbXvId3A

3 points
 
by captenplanet90almost 9 years ago

I did a finger drop with koolada too when I first got it. I didn't think it was too bad though. Definitely a lot "colder" than I expected it to be

3 points
 
by Wo0d643almost 9 years ago

"You won't need much, just a tiny taste."

3 points
 
by Dalphoalmost 9 years ago

This will be the next YouTube challenge.

2 points
 
by Dakota_Gameralmost 9 years ago

I was looking into Koolada, might have to get some and good to know not to drop any on the tongue.

2 points
 
by queuetuealmost 9 years agoAllTheFlavors Creator/Admin

From Wikipedia:

Methyl lactate, also known as lactic acid methyl ester, is a monobasic ester formed from lactic acid and methanol, commonly used as a solvent. Methyl lactate belongs to the lactate ester group of compounds that are considered nontoxic and highly and readily biodegradable.

Methyl lactate is a colorless clear liquid, completely miscible with water and most organic liquids. It is considered as a green solvent as it is easily biodegradable. It is a solvent for nitrocellulose, cellulase acetate, cellulase acetobutyrote and cellulase acetaprapionate. It is used in the manufacture of lacquers and dopes where it contributes high tolerance for diluents, good flaw and blush resistance.

Methyl lactate hydrolyzes in the presence of water and acids or bases into lactic acid and methanol.

2 points
 
by deathrilalmost 9 years ago

Haha the beginning days... Sigh

2 points
 
by Ziserainalmost 9 years ago

So always ensure you have a cup of water to wash down any drops of ejuice on your tongue, or else our life will flash before our eyes. Thanks for the heads up.

2 points
 
by aixelsyD3almost 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

My Brother and I did this with INW Shish Vanilla.We both knew better but just tried it for the hell of it.My girlfriend was laughing at us both running to the water cooler trying to wash it down/off our tongues.

2 points
 
by CheebaSteebaalmost 9 years agoFrugivore

Lol yeah, I done that too =P I think so far my worst taste test of concentrates was FLV Alpine Strawberry. Stuff is so GD Potent, I literally couldn't taste anything besides chemicals for 2 hours

2 points
 
by Popetownalmost 9 years ago

Been there. Done that. Tiniest drop. On the finger. Licked it and tasted. The coughing. Man, I've never experienced a coughing fit come on so fast. It was honestly staggering and in the middle of it all I remember having this clarity of thought: hot shit, man, that cough came on faster than the rest of my body could even react to the need to grasp air, constrict my larynx and prepare to expel air in a violent fit. It was like a coughed with the actions in reverse order to try and catch up with said cough. Honestly fascinating if it weren't for the strange, foreign feeling of pain and earnest human desperation. -10/10, wouldn't do it again for less than $50 bucks on a dare. Okay, $10.

2 points
 
by macker33almost 9 years ago

I had a similar experience a few years ago when i rubbed a load of deep heat on my balls and groin area after a hot bath.

You should try it, for laughs

2 points
 
by Reldofalmost 9 years ago

One day i went to my school gazebo and brought some straight koolada with me. One close friend of mine put a single drop on his RDA coil and loved it. He then continued to keep asking for drops until he came running to me gasping for air. After no water and a bunch of time he was able to talk and said his chest felt frozen and couldn't breathe just like you. Its interesting to hear the same thing came from you putting a single drop in your mouth. And another friend who was taking koolada drops had same thing happen at same time as my other friend.

2 points
 
by subzeroicekoldalmost 9 years ago

Almost put some on mine but thankfully i read this.... Jk

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by KrillinGetsOwnedalmost 9 years ago

that shit will mess you up. this comes from first-hand experience. had almost the same happen to me, but more out of curiosity rather then ignorance.

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by BlazeDemBeatzalmost 9 years agoMentholatier

I'm a noob too but i use menthol as u can see in my flair. I'd never try it raw wtf.

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