It tastes like the back of a fucking L.A. school bus.

submitted about 9 years ago by T_MaceTobacconist

Reply with a movie quote that describes your first attempt at a recipe. Mine was from the movie Sideways.

Comments

15 points

by sd_junglistabout 9 years ago

"Smells like Bigfoot's Dick!"

15 points

by The_Perrycoxabout 9 years agoMentholatier

Smells like bigfoots dick

(Edit)damnit

5 points

by sd_junglistabout 9 years ago

Did we write this reply at the exact same time?! LOL

1 points

by The_Perrycoxabout 9 years agoMentholatier

We sure did!

15 points

by sd_junglistabout 9 years ago

"These schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries"

9 points

by Discchordabout 9 years agoConfirmed Kills: XXX

Pee Wee Morris: All I need is a watermelon and two jelly donuts!

Billy: That's it. I am not taking a shower with you.

You kids are too young to appreciate the cultural significance of Porky's.

6 points

by Dunedain1about 9 years ago

"This tastes like Gandhi's flipflop."

6 points

by ZooEnthusiastabout 9 years ago

"Mayonnaise? On French fries? Euuuugh..."

2 points

by monkey804about 9 years ago

Is it from the whole nine yard?

6 points

by slowwburnnabout 9 years ago

I think that's Pulp Fiction

1 points

by ZooEnthusiastabout 9 years ago

Yep, /u/slowwburnn was right - Pulp Fiction. The "Royale with Cheese" scene.

6 points

by apatheticunanimityabout 9 years ago

"This is the product of baby fucking." -Pineapple Express (It was actually really good)

2 points

by Metalhead4026about 9 years ago

"It smells like...God's vagina"

2 points

by apatheticunanimityabout 9 years ago

"You know what today is? It's my cat's birthday."

5 points

by TTR_Shankabout 9 years ago

Perfume store. Gross.

4 points

by smutruntabout 9 years ago

It smells like....Victory!

4 points

by ElGatoTheManCatabout 9 years ago

"I love the smell of burning napalm in the morning."

3 points

by SenorPierreabout 9 years ago

this tastes like a turd wrapped in burnt hair.

3 points

by joshmaaaaaaansabout 9 years ago

"You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap! "

4Head

3 points

by Voiceless_Monkabout 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

The life of a repo man is always intense

3 points

by iwhiteiceiabout 9 years ago

"Is that... Ketchup... and... Onions?"

2 points

by UltimateNinjaabout 9 years ago

INHALES... Smells like a jockstrap.

2 points

by yaypuddingabout 9 years ago

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." Pineapple custard.

2 points

by StardustCoyoteabout 9 years ago

"Everything is Awesome!" - No really. My first recipe was a knock out of the park home run (I cheated, i had help from /u/HeadlessMami so...) but still!

1 points

by RinVapesabout 9 years ago

Lucky

1 points

by rhahaloabout 9 years ago

Tastes like teriyaki ' what's it supposed to taste like?' Apple bourbon

1 points

by tehpenguinsabout 9 years ago

"You know that one girl, she wasn't particularly attractive, but at the same time not ugly. She wore that horrible vanilla perfume. Yeah, that."

1 points

by ID10-Tabout 9 years ago

"What does Ms. Mama June taste like, Mr. Pool?"