FA just released a new line of flavors called artists touch, Labyrinth a sponge cake, Metaphor a lemon cream cake, Morning Sun a milkshake and Up a cereal coffee vape.
Before anyone gets too excited, here are the full descriptions:
Labyrinth - Sponge cake, vanilla, caramel and a host of fruity notes.
Metaphor - If you love sweets but like a slightly sharp note to balance the taste, Metaphor is made for you. A light and crispy cream cake with vanilla and citrus fruits.
Morning Sun - A milky flavour carefully blended with the sweetness of freshly cut fruit.
UP - A vibrant dessert of coffee, cream and cereals, but with a slightly alcoholic aftertaste (just the taste obviously.)
> Labyrinth - Sponge cake, vanilla, caramel and a host of ~~fruity notes~~ lemon.
> Metaphor - If you love sweets but like a slightly sharp note to balance the taste, Metaphor is made for you. A light and crispy cream cake with vanilla and ~~citrus fruits~~ lemon.
> Morning Sun - A milky flavour carefully blended with the sweetness of ~~freshly cut fruit~~. lemon
> UP - A vibrant dessert of coffee, cream and cereals, but with a slightly ~~alcoholic~~ lemon aftertaste.
FTFY
Don't know why you don't like lemon, but if there's a company who knows how to make a good lemon is FA.
My issue is this:
If we wanted a flavor with lemon, we would just add lemon. I don't want a sponge cake with lemon. I just want a sponge cake. Keep it simple and make a really good base flavor. It's like they're trying to make these for people who just want a single flavor, when 75% (probably more) of us just want a good base to start with.
“When ~~life~~ FA gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make ~~life~~ FA take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see ~~life's~~ FA's manager! Make ~~life~~ FA rue the day it thought it could give ~~Cave Johnson~~ myep0nine lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP PUTTING FRUIT IN EVERYTHING?
"Hey baby, let's have sex."
"Okay, but let me shove a lemon in there first."
Yup, pretty damn excited for that sponge cake! Could this be the FW yellow cake replacement?
Based on the above descriptions: nope! FLV Pound Cake tho, hopefully! I need to get to my delivered package
Is it released to the public yet or did you get a sampler of it?
Where can you purchase these at? I don't see them listed on their site yet and I'm really curious about the milkshake flavor.
ecigexpress has some of them not all. I know for sure Morning Sun, Metaphor, and UP. I only got UP coming so far. Probably should have read the descriptions of the others. would have grabbed those as well. On weekends they do added sales, but i think ECRFORUM code gives 10% off everything.
What happened to that new fried dough flavour they were making, the flavour idea winner?
I can confirm that the prize was paid out, but I don't know anything past that as far as production times. Just thought I would let you know that much.
Nice one, cheers for clearing that up.
Did you have a chance to try a bit of it? Thoughts?
Oh no. I'm not part of FA at all. I was simply the shop that gave the $300 prize to the winner. FA in return gave US a $300 credit. That's all I know. :) It was legit, and the prize was handed out and complete for all parties. I'll have to remember to ask our rep if she knows any more on this.
What fried dough???
IIRC there was a competition held by an American FA vendor, people suggested ideas for a new FA flavour. The winner's prize was 1.5litres of the winning flavour.
I think the winning idea was some kind of fried dough thing. I will have a look and see if I can find the thread...
>Metaphor - If you love sweets but like a slightly sharp note to balance the taste, Metaphor is made for you. A light and crispy cream cake with vanilla and citrus fruits.
I spent way too long trying to make exactly this profile out of a handful of flavors. God dammit.
I'm looking forward to trying it standalone. Sounds tasty.
Everyone is scoffing at the idea of single-flavor mixes... if it's good, I'm all for it.
Fuck the pretension. Give me some good standalone flavors.