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Does anybody know where I can find a clone of Gordona Vapes The Mistress? ;-)
submitted about 9 years ago by gordonavapes

Heya guys. I figured I'd take a moment to drop all my recipes over here for yall, since it's going to take about a month for everything to get put up on my site.

These are all at the original percentages I mixed them at. For this audience I'd recommend starting by halving each recipe that's not The Lord, The Lady, The Mistress or The Imp.

The Lord

Ingredient | % of original mixture ---|--- FW Cinnamon Roll | 3% TFA Fudge Brownie | 2% FA Cappuccino | 1% TFA Horchata Smooth | 1% TFA Coconut Candy | 0.5% FA Cookie | 0.30% TFA Brown Sugar | 0.25% FA Pistachio | 0.25% AP 5% | 0.13% FA Cinnamon Ceylon | 0.10% FA Vienna Cream | 0.10% FA Honey | 0.08%

Platano En Culo

Ingredient | % of original mixture ---|--- TFA Milk Chocolate | 4% TFA Ripe Banana | 4% TFA Strawberry Ripe| 3% TFA Plum | 2.5% TFA Pear | 2% CAP Sweet Strawberry | 2% CAP French Vanilla V2 | 2% TFA Vanilla Swirl | 1.5% TFA DK Tobacco | 0.5% TFA Passion Fruit | 0.35% TFA Tobacco | 0.08%

Virgil's Patience

Ingredient | % of original mixture ---|--- TFA RY4 Asian | 7% TFA RY4 Double | 3% TFA Vanilla Swirl | 3% CAP French Vanilla V2 | 3% TFA Caramel Original | 2% TFA Toasted Almond | 2% TFA Maple | 1% TFA DK Tobacco | 1%

The Lady

Ingredient | % of original mixture ---|--- TFA Peach | 3% FW Cinnamon Roll | 2% FA Apple Pie | 1.5% FA White Peach | 0.75% FA Cookie | 0.75% TFA Brown Sugar | 0.25% FA Caramel | 0.15%

Mr. Peanut Butter

Ingredient | % of original mixture ---|--- TFA Peanut Butter | 6.5% TFA Marshmallow | 4% CAP Vanilla Custard V2 | 4% TFA Graham Cracker Clear | 2.5% TFA Bavarian Cream | 2.5% TFA Vanilla Swirl | 2% TFA Coconut Candy | 1.5% CAP Peanut Butter | 1% TFA Caramel (Original) | 1%

Grandma's Gooey Muffin

Ingredient | % of original mixture ---|--- TFA Blueberry Wild | 5% CAP Vanilla Cupcake | 4% FA Forest Fruit | 4% CAP Cake Batter | 3.5% FW Vanilla Cupcake | 1.5% FA Bilberry | 0.5% CAP NY Cheesecake | 0.5% FA Cookie | 0.5% TPA Caramel (OG) | 0.5% FA Fresh Cream | 0.5% TFA Peanut Butter | 0.25% AP 5% | 0.15% FA Strawbery | 0.12% TFA Blackberry | 0.1%

Charlie's Unicorn

Ingredient | % of original mixture ---|--- CAP Sweet Strawberry | 10% TFA Strawberry Ripe | 4% CAP French Vanilla V2 | 3% TFA Vanilla Swirl | 3% FA Meringue | 1.5% TFA Orange Cream | 0.75%

Groolberry Creamcake

Ingredient | % of original mixture ---|--- CAP New York Cheesecake | 9% TFA Blueberry Wild | 7% TFA Graham Cracker Clear | 2.5% FA Bilberry | 1.75% TFA Bavarian Cream | 1.5% CAP French Vanilla V2 | 1%

The Mistress

Ingredient | % of original mixture ---|--- FA Kiwi | 2.5% FA Pomegranate | 1.5% FA Vanilla Tahiti | 1% FA Coconut | 0.4% TFA Honeydew | 0.2%

Bonus: I really wanted to put this one into production but never found the time.

The Imp

Ingredient | % of original mixture ---|--- TFA Pear | 4% TFA Watermelon | 1.5% FA Cardamom | 1.25% TPA Key Lime | 1% INW Biscuit | 0.5%

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by The_Perrycoxabout 9 years agoMentholatier

My god...stop.

I can only get so erect!

9 points
 
by planetofvapesabout 9 years ago

Your dump was so satisfying <3

Thanks for sharing these!

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by slyn4icealmost 9 years ago

mumble mumble scat joke mumble

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by JohnLaCuentaabout 9 years ago

B-but vendor juice is supposed to be 15% CAP with a bunch of sucralose...

edit: Seriously though some of those look really good, I'm gonna try a few. The Mistress seems tempting.

Some flavors look unnecessary in a couple recipes though. For example in Grandma's Gooey Muffin there's 4% Forest Fruit, 5% Blueberry Wild and .5% Bilberry already in there, pretty sure I couldn't tell if I omitted the .12% FA Strawberry. But I imagine you've tried leaving them out already?

~~edit 2: First got upvoted for the stupid joke then downvoted for asking a question about the recipes... Cool.~~

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by gordonavapesabout 9 years ago

GGM is in dire need of streamlining, it was developed as a customer request and out of many variations I sent that was the one, I had a lot of regulars for it so I didn't want to change the recipe. If I were going to mix some up right now I'd axe TFA Blackberry, pull Forest Fruit down to 1% and slightly up the FA Strawberry. FA Strawberry is incredibly strong to my taste and that bit was mostly to help sweeten up the Forest Fruit a tad.

Edit: If you mix up The Mistress, and you lean that way, add a bit of koolada. It's my favorite summer vape.

And feel free to ask about any of the other extraneous flavors. :-)

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by JohnLaCuentaabout 9 years ago

I see! Didn't know that about FA Strawberry, just assumed it had average potency.

Personally I need to use quite a bit of forest fruit to actually taste it (4% standalone) so I guess I'd do ~2.5% for this recipe. I'm missing most of those concentrates though...

Will definitely try The Mistress with koolada. Thanks for the tip and the recipes, there's a few ideas I already know I'm gonna steal.

Also The Imp looks like an interesting combo, if anyone has the concentrates to mix it up I'd love to hear some feedback.

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by gordonavapesalmost 9 years ago

FA and INW strawberries quickly become a floral mess if you push them in my experience. But they're exceedingly delicious in small amounts and especially in combination with CAP Sweet Strawberry.

The Imp is nice, starts out a bit floral and then settles into a sort of spiced lime cookie after a couple weeks. I just finished 180mls I made at the end of May and need to make a new batch.

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by elephantrainbowsabout 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

No notes. So sad. I'm sure someone wants to know why 0.08% tfa tobacco makes a difference. Or how 4% tfa ripe banana works well with...well anything.

Thanks for the recipes man. Sorry the fda fucked you in the ass.

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by gordonavapesabout 9 years ago

I'd have put notes with the post, but I had to help with the kids when I finished transcribing the recipes. Figured questions would happen.

TFA Tobacco is pretty crazy strong to my taste. It helps accentuate the tobacco in DK tobacco without accentuating the AP it contains.

The recipe is banana runts for the first 2 weeks after mixing, as it ages the banana softens and everything else starts to come out. I developed this while testing it on an Aqua 2 years ago, so I strongly recommend mixing the flavoring for 30ml's up (that'll let you get the ~1 drop of TFA Tobacco for .08%) and then using only half of it. Even then it should still be very banana.

The FDA's getting it's giant boner ready for everybody... I just decided to nope out of the fucking part. :-)

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by John73Mcalmost 9 years ago

Wow man thanks. I have some killer mixes but it's nice to change it up once in a while. Down with the FDA I say.

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by elephantrainbowsalmost 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

Cheers man. Can you please add more notes? Honestly I'd never mix that up until you said that. We all appreciate the recipes but they'll get more love with some sort of idea where you got them from, how they steep, how long they need a steep etc.

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by gordonavapesalmost 9 years ago

Yep, I'll have time tomorrow and I'll post a comment with notes on everything. :-)

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by ejuicemanover 8 years ago

Hello, are you sure it's TFA Tobacco and not TFA M-Type tobacco? Because TFA Tobacco is not so strong.

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by jesusbuiltmyboxmodabout 9 years ago

Well guess I know where the vape budget is going this month ;)

Many many thanks

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by wilciwsabout 9 years agoMixologist

Sorry about getting pushed out, but thank you for posting these! I never tried your juice, never actually heard about you until they were saying you were closing shop. I'm excited to try them though!

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by gordonavapesabout 9 years ago

I enjoy times of change, so no need to express any sympathy! :-)

Hope you like one of them!

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by sc0lm00about 9 years ago

Amazing! Damn man, you don't fuck around with amount of flavors in a few of these. Kinda sad I never tried Gooey Muffin now.

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by elephantrainbowsabout 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

Go make it!

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by sc0lm00almost 9 years ago

I'm learning and getting comfortable before I make the jump and my comfort comes crashing down.

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by CosmoVerdealmost 9 years ago

Are you mixing by volume or weight? If you're doing it by weight these won't be too time consuming to mix. If you mix by volume then I totally understand why you don't want to touch these yet

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by NotCharlesMansonabout 9 years agoFirst diy_ejuice Recipe Contest- Best Recipe

Thanks so much for doing this <3

I'll definitely be mixing a lot of these up. They look fantastic.

It was good talking to you last night on the show! Hope to have you on again soon.

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by thedirtyprojectoralmost 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

Which show are you referring to?

Edit: nvm found it

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by WickAndWireabout 9 years agoMixologist

Why are my pants tight and my penis hard? These look incredible.

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by T_Macealmost 9 years ago

Pants tight because penis is hard. Penis is hard because these look incredible.

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by CheebaSteebaabout 9 years agoFrugivore

Holy wow, thank you very much! Very generous of you to share these with us =) Been wanting a good blueberry vape, can't wait to mix up the Groolberry Creamcake and some of the other ones. I got a good lol out of Mr. Peanut Butter, he's my favorite!

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by danielfromparisabout 9 years ago

Thanks a lot man, you must have put a lot of work on all these recipes, impressive.

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by Wayne0almost 9 years ago

Hey /u/gordonavapes, thanks alot for these. Can you explain what you meant by this "These are all at the original percentages I mixed them at. For this audience I'd recommend starting by halving each recipe that's not The Lord, The Lady, The Mistress or The Imp."

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by gordonavapesalmost 9 years ago

So, on the commercial side of e-liquid, the average vaper is accustomed to fairly high flavoring mixes. I think a lot of this is due to pre-made coils and consumer tanks not having the greatest flavor production, in addition to a couple of other factors.

I assume that the crowd on this sub generally uses less flavoring in mixes. Since DIY is going to appeal primarily to the hobbyist I assume most here are using devices that deliver flavor more efficiently, and I think DIYers tend to appreciate nuance rather than having their taste buds assaulted with sweetness and a dominant flavor note.

That's not to say that there aren't many consumers who appreciate nuance, or DIYers who love a 5% Cinnamon Red Hot & sucralose blend.

Anyways, the flavors I didn't name were mixed at ratios more consumer oriented, and the ones I did mention were developed to use the minimal amount of flavoring possible to get the result I wanted.

Does that make sense?

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by Wayne0almost 9 years ago

Sure, drop the flavor % by 50% for those not named. Makes sense. OR we could make them as a base, and use it at a lower %. Thanks again

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by gordonavapesalmost 9 years ago

Exactly. :-)

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by ruok5almost 9 years ago

Awesome thoughtfulness. The insight into what sets a marketable commercial juice apart from the style of recipes posted here is interesting to me. Gives me a little more confidence to try tweaking recipes that seemed flat for my tastes.

> [...] DIYers who love a 5% Cinnamon Red Hot & sucralose blend.

Shit, man... My ADV is 2.5% TFA Red Hot, 0.5% TFA Clove, 1% FA Peppermint. (⌐■_■)

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by gordonavapesalmost 9 years ago

No judgement. One of my favorite mixes at first was a strong Red Hot & Menthol. It was nice through a protank, but got really uncomfortable when I started dripping. :-)

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by YelnatstreboRalmost 9 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

Oh, Lord. Grandma's gooey muffin. I'm sure it tastes better than it sounds.

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by eVapouratedAUalmost 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

Are you kidding. That's the one I'm eyeing - and it's gonna be the first one I make from this list ಥ‿ಥ

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by captenplanet90about 9 years ago

Awesome man, thanks a bunch for this. I'm vaping on Mr. Peanut butter right now, and I also have the ingredients to mix it myself

2 points
 
by WickAndWireabout 9 years agoMixologist

Was French Vanilla v2 a taste thing, or an AP/D thing?

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by gordonavapesabout 9 years ago

Initially diketone related, and where it's the only vanilla because I prefer it slightly to Vanilla Swirl or in most situations FA's vanillas.

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by moonerdooderalmost 9 years ago

Thanks so much for these! Lots of inspiration to draw from even if I can only mix up two of these. Even then I'm omitting and substituting. Should still be damn tasty though.

Quick question though regarding my earlier point. I understand why you're getting out of it, but would there be any consideration into selling premixed flavors of yours? For those of us without the extensive catalog of flavors it would be awesome. Not saying it's not worth getting the missing components but with the way that I'm going to be making juice in the future I won't be amassing a crazy collection of flavors.

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by Wayne0almost 9 years ago

I believe that Gordanavapes being the 'manufacturer' of the product would be the one responsible for FDA paperwork and approvals. So even if he were just to bottle the flavors into a concentrate, he'd still need to do/go through all the hassles.

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by gordonavapesalmost 9 years ago

I think I could get away with selling flavoring concentrates through a different company.

Of course they would be for food use only, such as for making homemade ice cream, sodas, flavored whipped cream, etc.

I haven't looked into the regulations that already pertain to such endeavors, but I'll give it a gander.

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by gordonavapesalmost 9 years ago

If there was enough interest I'd certainly consider it! If there's a flavor or two in particular you're interested in shoot me a PM and if I've got everything for it I'll send you some base.

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by moonerdooderalmost 9 years ago

Hey that'd be super cool of you. The Lord, the lady, and the mistress all sound great. The others I can more or less bumble my way around making something similar but those in particular I'd love to try as you intend.

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by thedirtyprojectoralmost 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

Marshall, you're the fucking man. I'm actually curious about your steeping methods! Looking at your recipes, it seems that the majority of them are bakery, cream or tobacco based. Hence I believe it requires a long steeping time. As a vendor, how did you cope with this, especially when most of your customers are expecting a finished product? Do you recommend them to steep it? Or is there some heat-steeping process involved (magnetic stirrer, etc)?

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by gordonavapesalmost 9 years ago

It depends a lot on the recipe. For most of the recipes I'd mix up a LOT of base that, when possible, I'd allow to steep on its own prior to use. I don't have any scientific data on what this does, but my anecdotal experience is that it accelerates the process.

The Mistress is kind of the opposite of this, it starts out with the Kiwi in a great place and Honeydew takes over a lot as it ages. So there it was generally a mix to order.

I also think most consumers that order online are fairly used to steeping. A born on date is generally sufficient to give people an idea for how long they'll personally wait to vape it.

For wholesale orders, a lot of that juice is sitting on shelves for a while, so minimal heated magnetic stirrer is what I used there.

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by thedirtyprojectoralmost 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

Thanks for the reply. That helps a lot. Could you also explain the thought process behind Platano en culo and The Imp? What made you come up with such an odd combination? Milk chocolate, banana, plum??? INW Biscuit... fa cardamom... ? Would love to hear your thoughts on that.

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by Apexifiedalmost 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

Which one of these are you most proud of?

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by R08U57almost 9 years ago

Hope you don't mind but I transcribed and posted all recipes to www.alltheflavors.com

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by skiddlzninjaabout 9 years agoThat one moderator. You know, the honey guy.

Someone didn't read the post https://imgur.com/ruIFTBx.

Thanks for all of these, Marshall.

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by gordonavapesabout 9 years ago

Mission accomplished!

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by milesmkdalmost 9 years agoMixologist

If only I had more companies mixes:( all I have is tfa lol

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by sircrotch1almost 9 years agoMixologist

You da real MVP

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by PoopStainMcBainealmost 9 years ago

Holy recipe dump.

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by stayhightilidiealmost 9 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

Oh my, you're awesome!

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by R08U57almost 9 years ago

I'll be making the Lord and groolberry asap. The Lord was the best coffee cake I've ever had and I've got some people that have been wanting me to make something with blueberry.

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by thedirtyprojectoralmost 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

Don't think it was intended to be a coffee cake. The description said a cinnamon mocca.

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by R08U57almost 9 years ago

Meant coffee vape. Auto correct strikes again

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by wumpalmost 9 years ago

I've been lucky enough to have The Imp and holy crap it's tasty, like nothing you've really ever had before. it's fruity, soft spiced, and kind of a cookie like flavor all in one. it sounds so strange but it's really damned good.

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by HocusKrokusalmost 9 years agoFrugivore

The Imp looks right up my alley, and I've been staring at that FA Cardamom for like 3 months.

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by thedirtyprojectoralmost 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

Same here! I'm pulling the trigger on FA Cardomom after looking at this thread.

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by prime1ndustriesalmost 9 years ago

Finally, thanks to you I now have a use for this FW Vanilla Cupcake that's been sitting in my stash all this time! Seriously though, a bittersweet thank you for these recipes, as I know it's a really terrible circumstance that led to you sharing them. They look very interesting and I can't wait to mix a few. Good luck in your future endeavors bro.

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by PompousStagalmost 9 years ago

Whoa

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by neurospasmalmost 9 years ago

Thank you for sharing your recipes. Much appreciated

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by MMxyzptlkkalmost 9 years ago

Those look amazing, cant wait to order some concentrates and get going.

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by vapingrammyalmost 9 years ago

Thank you so much. GCC was my fav! I just made the concentrate from your website and then found this. I hate you had to lose your business though. This whole govt. interference sucks.

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by SpRoOoOoalmost 9 years agoFrugivore

/u/gordonavapes How is the "Imp" using FA Pear instead of TFA?? if you have experimented with it while developing the recipe !

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by gordonavapesalmost 9 years ago

I actually didn't try FA, but my fear would be that you'd have to use a lot of it to even taste it in the mix, and that it would be to cloying.

Simultaneously, it wouldn't be nearly as astringent.

If you like sweeter juices I think it'd be worth trying, I'd start trying FA Pear at 3%-5%. I'd probably start closer to 5%

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