Good morning, everyone! I have some very exciting news that I've been wanting to share with everyone here, and the company involved finally gave me the go-ahead to release said news.
I've been working with a very popular concentrate manufacturer for the past few months to bring some much-needed variety to the mixing community. This company has been around for quite a while now and they're well-known by almost every mixer out there. Without further ado, I bring you the new and improved, DIY-friendly:
#McCormick™
We have developed such flavors as:
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Spaghetti
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Pickle
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Buffalo wing & bleu cheese
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Tap water ice
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Mystery meat
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Boiled cabbage
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Dirt
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Onion
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Plastic
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Blood
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Lead paint
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Flame
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Hand lotion
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Sweat
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Disappointment
We at McCormick™ hope you enjoy these new flavors and find interesting ways to use them. They will be available at your local Walmart and will only be $18.99 per 15mL. Recommended percentages start at 4.1% per flavor.
And as always, remember: McCormick™ brings passion to flavor!©
^^^Happy ^^^Holidays
I was really disappointed with my beta test of McCormick™ Lead Paint. I didn't realize it was artificial lead flavored.
I'm working on my 100% VG all-natural diesel fuel flavor and had high hopes for this one.
I'm actually a little ahead of the curve on this. I was given testers from McCormick a month ago and had a chance to mix up a few great juices.
Mike Tyson
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8% Mystery Meat
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5% Blood
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2% Sweat
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2% Disapointment
Worst Pizza
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6% Buffalo wing & bleu cheese
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2.5% Onion
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2% Boiled Cabbage
Home-Alone
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7% Sweat
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3% Hand Lotion
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1% Disapointment
First Apartment
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5% Lead Paint
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2% Dirt
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2% Flame
I have some great news too. I figure I should come clean. But I'm actually HIC (headinclouds), badgerfacedcat, and fawgmachine. I figured this would help with any confusion. Buy my magazine.
This is awesome! I can't wait to start messing around with these flavors! I've already got some good ideas for recipes
Spicy Road-kill Sandwich
- Mystery Meat @ 8%
- Onion @ 1.5%
- Sweat @ .5%
- Buffalo Wing & Bleu Cheese @ 3%
- Boiled Cabbage @ 1.5%
- Blood @ .25%
Notes
Mystery Meat - So this is obviously the main note since it's the meat of your sandwich. It's got this slightly gamey, slightly funky flavor that works surprisingly well with the other McCormick flavors since they're so similar. We're throwing the onion in here to give it a little bit more depth, and the sweat brings out a bit of a caramelization aspect to the onion (think of a sweaty chef sautéing some onions and dripping some of that sweet salty sweat in to the mix).
Blood - This is one that a lot of people say smells perfumy or irony, but if you use it at just a small % you can get this really nice sort of enhancement to the meat, makes it a lot more authentic. This cannot be opted out. It's a game changer!
Bleu Cheese & Boiled Cabbage - These two act as the toppings, the Buffalo Wing & Bleu Cheese makes a nice sort of spicy, creamy, super funky sauce for your Mystery Meat sandwich, and the Boiled Cabbage is that almost disintegrated piece of foliage they always put on a sandwich for whatever reason (I still can't figure that sh*t out, just gimme the meat & cheese dammit!).
I tried it with some notes of plastic to get it to really resemble the McCormick line, but it just wasn't doing it for me. Tried it with Disappointment too, but I think 10% was a little too high, will try bringing it down to 2.5% next time.
here i was thinking it was a new kind of yellow cake and forgot it was april fools :(
Sweat, hand lotion, and disappointment are already a daily occurrence in my life, now I can vape them. Thanks, McCormick!
What about Vanilla? Do you make one of those?
We at McCormick™ have decided to not change the formula for our very popular vanilla flavor. We decided this would be best since we noticed so many people are using McCormick™ Vanilla already. Hope this satisfies your inquiry!