So I just noticed the new links in the header. As I'm sipping my Crown n Coke, I curiously click on the Complaints Dept. link. Note to self: whisky shot thru your nose does not give a pleasant exhale note! Kudos to whomever is responsible.
I didn't notice it until RES put "[me]" after the link.
And I said "wtf does M.E. mean, hmmm"
Clicked.
Shit.
I've been following you for as long as I've been here, and I want to both, meet up with you and stay the fuck as far away as possible, at the same time. Your the definition of an enigma to me. That being said, this sub is all the richer for your dedication, never stop being you.
I have an open door policy at all my homes and places of business -- if you ever think we're both in the same area, ping me and then head over. I make a mean cocoa mate.
I'm also working diligently this year to upgrade the size of my boat in SoFla and if I can swing it by winter, next year I'm going to host some DIY weekend cruises to nowhere. That should be fun as hell, but those will be invite only.
Enigma is a good term -- I work very hard at picking the persona I'll play on any given day or week online; it's been 20 years of tweaking and adjusting for the strongest reputation building.
Even those that hate me, know me.
As a fellow Chicagoan, now displaced just across the northern border, I may have take you up on your hospitality. Any chance you're attending the upcoming Vape Bash ?
That would be the wonderful and illustrious /u/inertiacreeping. He prefers gratitude in the form of Foster's and leather vests.
I'd gladly buy a round of Fosters if we're ever frequenting the same pub, however I prefer my leathers adorning the female form, and as tightly as possible.
So, like a female kangaroo or croc? Because leather is literally skin-tight on them. You trying to tell us something?