Do you name your own "juice brand"?

submitted over 9 years ago by SenorBiceps

As I'm getting into DIY juice I've toyed with the idea of naming my own brand. I know it sounds very douchey, but I think it would be fun. So I'm torn between naming it either something related to me or just something I think sounds cool. Maybe I'm just a raging douche lord. Moral of the story, do you guys name your own juice line? If so, what is your name? :D

Edit: You know I expected a much more negative response and I'm so glad this thread turned into what it is!

Comments

18 points

by FleetAdmiralWigglesover 9 years ago

Raging Lord Douche Juice.

3 points

by tranceinateover 9 years agoIn a good mood for now - don't piss me off.

> Raging ShitLord DoucheJoose

FTFY

5 points

by bobbysavageover 9 years agoResident Tobacco Specialist

SoDoSoPa

2 points

by SenorBicepsover 9 years ago

I have zero idea what that means friend xD

2 points

by fractalifeover 9 years ago

/r/shitredditsays

2 points

by Orwelian84over 9 years agoPâtissier

South Park Reference.

2 points

by SenorBicepsover 9 years ago

The best part is "Raging Douche Juice" doesn't sound bad and is catchy xD

1 points

by palalabover 9 years ago

You beat me.

0 points

by tournantover 9 years agoMixologist

I'm sorry, but it's been done. See the fame of "TWONK" juice.

9 points

by Enyawreklawover 9 years agoCreator - Best Recipe of 2015: Rhodonite

I think giving a name for your mixes, maybe even a "juice brand", and also adding your own labels really adds to the whole experience of DIY and gives your mixes a much more personal feel to them. I love sitting on photoshop and crafting a label for a mix I think is great. That's just me though

2 points

by crappy_guitaristover 9 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

Not just you... My Crappy Juice line is really coming together

1 points

by Duke____Silverover 9 years ago

Where can I order??

1 points

by probywan1337over 9 years agoI will rip you a new one if you don't use the sidebar & search.

Yeah but most of us are measly peasants compared to the likes of you and your tasty goodness

7 points

by h1a4_c0wb0yover 9 years ago

Goat'sE-juice is what I called mine when I signed up for some free breaker sample.

1 points

by probywan1337over 9 years agoI will rip you a new one if you don't use the sidebar & search.

DAT ass

6 points

by giles007over 9 years ago

I call mine Jalopy Juice. The flavor names and descriptions follow an automotive theme. Not sure if I'll actually start selling it to the general public but I made a website for fun: www.JalopyJuice.com

3 points

by [deleted]over 9 years ago

This made me laugh, I love it! If you end up doing it you should consider naming a juice "Hooptie".

2 points

by giles007over 9 years ago

Thanks for the kind words! I'll add Hooptie to my list of names lol.

1 points

by cpmerrillover 9 years ago

Jalopy as in jalopnik? Just guessing by the car theme

1 points

by giles007over 9 years ago

ja·lop·y: an old car in a dilapidated condition. Big fan of Jalopnik, of course.

1 points

by AsherMaximumover 9 years ago

Jalopnik is named after the word jalopy, not the other way around.

4 points

by billgarmsarmyover 9 years agoFrugivore

Three Seasons, because fuck Summer.

4 points

by CaptainBludclotover 9 years ago

I invent new juice company names and new juice names every batch I make for my friends. Also I print or draw labels for them. I will settle on the ones they are the most amused by if going to do something permanent.

I lean towards the morbid though so my names are mostly lewd and nasty.

I have and will use these or variations of them. I made labels for a lot more like them.

Corpse Custard, Urine Extract, Battery Acid Foot Fungus, Testicle Sweat, Essence of Death, Poison, Illegal Drugs, Liquid Date-Rape Drops, Mucus, Ass Mustard, Horse Lube, Hard Drugs,

On my labels I always put lots of warnings like: Not for human consumption, Will kill you. not tested on living creatures. Do not use. Contains 99% industrial waste. Biohazard. May contain trace amounts of human remains.

3 points

by SenorBicepsover 9 years ago

I like you

3 points

by CaptainBludclotover 9 years ago

Thanks. I liked your douchejuice too. Howabout making a max vg dripping line called DoucheNozzle collection in fancy dripper bottles? The expensive premium line called Complete Douche Reserve in unicorn bottles for "special people" and the Basic Douchebag line in plastic disposable bottles without pointy tips? Who wouldn't dish out all their internet money if it says approved by 9/10 mothers on the label? Cause you knw.. You be giving it to their mothers on the regular.

2 points

by SenorBicepsover 9 years ago

I'm seriously taking your idea and using it. I love you xD

3 points

by Flanker6or7over 9 years ago

Sejuiced by Bruce!

3 points

by OriginalSavageover 9 years ago

Basement Quality E-Lixer.

I started mixing it in a basement. It isn't a dark musty hole, it's a nice spot, remodeled and well finished. White pine ceilings and trim. The juice probably sucks though, but I like it. Friends and family only, not for sale.

2 points

by Orwelian84over 9 years agoPâtissier

Quixotic Vapes :) I've been a Don Quixote nut my whole adult life.

2 points

by probywan1337over 9 years agoI will rip you a new one if you don't use the sidebar & search.

I'd love to see how many people don't get the reference and completely butcher the pronunciation

0 points

by SevenFriesover 9 years ago

Ki-oat, eh?

2 points

by bendahenover 9 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

Farmer's Market Eliquid

^^^^^My ^^^^^last ^^^^^name ^^^^^is ^^^^^Farmer

2 points

by alphalightningboltover 9 years ago

I don't name the juice line, but all my flavors are named based off of A Song of Ice and Fire themes. My friend names all his flavors off of Jungle Book characters.

1 points

by SenorBicepsover 9 years ago

Hmm I hadn't thought of basing the names around a specific topic, which is shocking because I see big companies do it all the time xD

1 points

by alphalightningboltover 9 years ago

Yeah, it gives you DIY line a little personality, and is easier than saying "can you pass me the dragonfruit strawberry menthol?" Haha.

1 points

by smack31over 9 years ago

I have a brand and labels for mine, just for fun though. I do design for a living so it lets me marry two passions.

1 points

by bigmack660over 9 years ago

The stuff I sell to my friends I've labeled Vapes by Dickbutt. The more "premium" stuff is labeled as Vapes by Richard Derrière. Then I've got two other lines that I sell in stores and online.

1 points

by helloiamyourpeepawover 9 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

Jakey D's Secret Sauce

1 points

by commi_furiousover 9 years ago

You should just shorten it to Jakey's D sauce.

1 points

by ChurchOfSkatanover 9 years agoMixologist

Alien Summer E-Liquid. Stole it from a Radiohead song. Sounds catchy to me, though.

1 points

by Forever_Nocturnalover 9 years ago

Yassssss

1 points

by Weare177over 9 years agoMixologist

Fat Cat eJuice, yo

3 points

by SenorBicepsover 9 years ago

I like it fam

2 points

by Weare177over 9 years agoMixologist

Thanks man haha every label has a variation of a a cat on it

0 points

by YelnatstreboRover 9 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

I do. Even though I just mix for myself, I like my bottles to look good. I get labels from Hobby Lobby and my "brand name" is SVL, (my last name) Vapor Lab. Sometimes I get bored of the name though and change it up.

1 points

by gunthersluntover 9 years ago

I'm onto you, STANLEY Vapor Lab! ;-)

1 points

by YelnatstreboRover 9 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

Not quite. Stanley is my middle name :)

1 points

by DJQuadover 9 years ago

I'm onto you, ROBERT Vapor Lab! ;-)

0 points

by palalabover 9 years ago

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