Anyone got any "magic" recipes?

submitted over 9 years ago by MineDoggerMixologist

Mixes with alchemical properties such as calming a room of agitated individuals, aphrodisiacs, "nevergunk" or "inolfactant" mixes (smell-invisible,) or even better the holy grail of flavors: "The Philosopher's aroma," where 1% makes a perfectly flavored liquid... Astonish and amaze us with your mystic blends, Juice-Wizards!

Comments

31 points

by londpifeover 9 years ago

If you vape Pepsi you can speak with bears

4 points

by TomatoSlayerover 9 years ago

Huh. One would have expected that for Coke.

7 points

by juanwarezover 9 years ago

That's only polar bears. They speak a different language.

21 points

by HocusKrokusover 9 years ago

10% TFA honey works nicely if you've swallowed poison and need to throw up pretty quick.

3 points

by SolanaceaeEnthusiastover 9 years ago

Or just vape ipecac

3 points

by disallowedwordover 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

I actually have a spot on ipecac clone recipe somewhere. I stumbled across it while experimenting with Black Liquorice. Its not the exact flavor but the end result is identical.

2 points

by phantom240over 9 years ago

Any recipe with Black Licorice has the same result.

1 points

by HocusKrokusover 9 years ago

Nah that gunks up mah coils. Maybe some Robotussin?

3 points

by SolanaceaeEnthusiastover 9 years ago

Better mouthfeel if you just use pure dextromethorphan crystals at 10% in pg , 1 drop per 5ml

The liver damage is just an extra perk

18 points

by ChappieCapsover 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

Recipe for calming room full of agitated individuals:

15% Flavor (any will do)

85% VG

Active ingredient: Saying, "Ha! It's just vapor bro!" (calming)

2 points

by KJax1776over 9 years ago

No nic?

3 points

by The_Revolutionaryover 9 years agoMixologist

15% Nicotine flavor

1 points

by KJax1776over 9 years ago

Ahh got it! The cough is an understated strategy IMO.

2 points

by ChappieCapsover 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

1.5 percent nicotine. Same intake per day as a casual vaper using 3% nicotine, twice the chucking.

1 points

by big_onionover 9 years ago

You forgot the sweetener.

2 points

by ChappieCapsover 9 years agoOne of "The Damned"

Oh yeah, for every 1mL flavoring add 1mL sweetener. Let's call this recipe douche juice.

9 points

by daathover 9 years agoMixologist

Try:

0.3% Dark Bean (Espresso) (FA)
0.5% Vienna Cream (FA)
0.2% Cream Fresh (FA)

Total: 1% flavoring

Could add a drop or two of Booster (Tiramisu) (FA) per 10 ml ;)

6 points

by billgarmsarmyover 9 years agoFrugivore

I AM going to try this. Need to figure something out to do with this FA Espresso.

3 points

by daathover 9 years agoMixologist

The above was just an example of a low percentage recipe that would work :) But do share your thoughts if you try it :D

If you're missing recipes with espresso, you could try my Smooth Morning Kick :)

1 points

by MineDoggerover 9 years agoMixologist

TFA's Caramel Cappuccino is as strong, if not as nuanced, (haven't tried the Espresso.) It does the trick at around 0.2-0.3%. Salt and pepper to taste :D

1 points

by billgarmsarmyover 9 years agoFrugivore

Nice! Definitely going to try that one instead. Thanks!

2 points

by MineDoggerover 9 years agoMixologist

Right on. Haven't tried the Espresso, need to reup tho, I'm out of FA fresh cream anyway.

7 points

by goldfish18over 9 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

Get some FW Menthol and drip it straight onto a fresh wick and BAM, no more sinus blockage!

For real though, 1% DIYFS Holy Vanilla would make a great solo vanilla liquid.

4 points

by tranceinateover 9 years agoMixologist

try 2.5% solo

4 points

by goldfish18over 9 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

2-3% is what I normally mix it at (you previously recommended that in another thread), but even at 1% it would be a nice light vanilla.

2 points

by tranceinateover 9 years agoMixologist

truth

1 points

by MineDoggerover 9 years agoMixologist

Bet eucalyptus oil would work too!

Will have to get some of that HV to try. Think I've heard it mentioned favorably elsewhere too.

3 points

by tranceinateover 9 years agoMixologist

just get INW Eucalyptus w/ Mint, don't vape euc oil.

1 points

by NotCharlesMansonover 9 years ago

2.5%.....Jesus christ on a stick. Feels like pneumonia in the making, but in a good way.

4 points

by jiffythekidover 9 years ago

FLV Pink Guava.

1 points

by MineDoggerover 9 years agoMixologist

Spell type? And recommended potency?

6 points

by jiffythekidover 9 years ago

2%...some pinkish guava smell.

1 points

by MineDoggerover 9 years agoMixologist

Lol. Will have to try.

3 points

by bajavaporsover 9 years ago

I'm interested to see if any of these actually exist.

2 points

by RuntDastardlyover 9 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

2.5% (MF) Jasmine 3% (INW) Shisha Vanilla 1% (TPA) Bourbon Vanilla Blow a cloud of this into any room, and say; "The Wolf is coming directly" and that will chill anyone out. Try it! report back!

1 points

by MineDoggerover 9 years agoMixologist

Your username makes me wary...

2 points

by smutruntover 9 years ago

Don't judge a user by his username. Or a juice for that matter.

3 points

by phantom240over 9 years ago

I dunno, if a username was something like DirtNasty6969, trying to peddle his newest concoction, "Chinese Restaurant Dumpster Juice", I'd be wary.

1 points

by Hyacin75over 9 years ago

> Mixes with alchemical properties such as calming a room of agitated individuals, aphrodisiacs

Yeah, I just got my GF vaping a couple weeks ago, so I'm going to need a copy of that recipe for sure please and thanks.

3 points

by MineDoggerover 9 years agoMixologist

Cucumber and absinthe. Supposed to be the for-reals 'Disia for wimmins. For guys is supposed to be like Vanilla cookies or something. I'd try it but personally I need the ladies to calm their tits, I only got so much yogurt, girls...

1 points

by Ubelover 9 years ago

Your FroYo brings all the girls to the mix-station ...

Also fuck when women wear sickeningly sweet Vanilla perfume, it honestly makes me feel sick, it's so sweet that it just messes with my olfactory senses and I can feel my stomach in my throat as if I am going to vomit.

Plus it makes them seem like a 7 year old girl or something, or smell like a Yankee candle.

Why would anyone want to smell like they just walked out of a cookie factory and then covered themself in diet vanilla cream soda?

Get some damn essential oils, floral or musk notes etc. Not fucking food.

Sorry about that rant, was not intended for anyone ... but when you said Vanilla Cookies was supposed to be an aphrodisiac for men it really made me think of that perfume and I've smelled it on multiple women.

It almost makes me gag and genuinely makes me want to keep between us however much distance it takes to allude the smell.

2 points

by MineDoggerover 9 years agoMixologist

Vanilla: Patchouli of the new millennium

1 points

by CtrlaltDelTacoover 9 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

10% tits 10% shitty monster energy drink hat