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I need few(5 or 6) terrible (sic!) recipes
submitted almost 10 years ago by BadVape

Hi, my friend fucked me over and he doesn't know yet that I know. He's asking if I know good e-liq DIY recipes and I promised to find out. Could you guys propose few which are boyound horrible. Lets go with TPA and Capella products.No tobacco flavors.

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by captaincannibalalmost 10 years ago

TFA Honey @ 10% = Cat Piss.

EDIT:

If you want to use it in a mix..

Honey Coconut Custard

  • TFA Honey 8%
  • FW Custard 6%
  • TFA Coconut Extra 6%

I would feel genuinely bad for whoever you give this to.

5 points
 
by jakeecreekalmost 10 years ago

Mmmmmmmm Cat Piss Custard

3 points
 
by BadVapealmost 10 years ago

To clarify I'm not giving these to him. I'll show him the list what to order and %'s to mix. Hope these won't smell super bad thou.

3 points
 
by captaincannibalalmost 10 years ago

If you're worried about the smell ruining the surprise, lower the TFA Honey just a tad (maybe 5% at the lowest) and raise the FW Custard to 10%. The coconut extra does a good job of being overpowering as shit on the nose though, hopefully that fakes him out.

1 points
 
by jordanstaystruealmost 10 years ago

Why not add some RY4 and skip the steep time?

2 points
 
by LasagnaTheoriesalmost 10 years ago

Oh god, the honey. Oh no...

9 points
 
by crustycrewalmost 10 years ago

Basically put TFA Honey in everything

4 points
 
by Bmilalmost 10 years ago

TFA Honey 10%

FW Menthol 5%

1 points
 
by shrine399almost 10 years agoMixologist

this

8 points
 
by emansticalmost 10 years ago

Very easy cereal mix:

TFA Fruit Circles 7%

TFA Coconut 5%

TFA Honey 6%

5 points
 
by Nicobeakalmost 10 years ago

Add 3% acetyl pyrazine to make is honey nut cocoOh's

2 points
 
by shrine399almost 10 years agoMixologist

Add 10% TFA Cheesecake for milk

7 points
 
by emansticalmost 10 years ago

Vape-related or not, tell the story. We need to know if you're just sensitive or are just in your quest to make his mouth taste like goat dick.

7 points
 
by BadVapealmost 10 years ago

Fraud. Stealing money multiple times.

3 points
 
by emansticalmost 10 years ago

Then fuck 'im. Record him choking on TFA Honey. Also, if he doesn't know what percentages they should be, then you could just completely over-do it.

3 points
 
by Tebrimiralmost 10 years ago

Ehn...just mix up some 24mg and hand him your mod/dripper @ 120w

6 points
 
by dbbldz123almost 10 years ago

TFA Taro = rotten potato ipecac syrup at mid-high percentages.

Alternatively you could get your hands on some aroma compounds and mix him up a batch with a big splash of Cadaverine and Indole.

5 points
 
by tchefacegeneralalmost 10 years ago

I imagine you want recipes that sound good so he will make them but are actually shit. Maybe try finding some flavors that are only good at really low levels but tell him to add a lot of them. Coconut extra from TPA comes to mind, its very strong and apparently tastes like plastic at higher levels. Also anything with TPA cheesecake (not the graham cracker version) as it basically just tastes and smells like feet

7 points
 
by BadVapealmost 10 years ago

I imagine you want recipes that sound good so he will make them but are actually shit.

Yes, this is my goal 100%.

5 points
 
by skiddlzninjaalmost 10 years agoThat one moderator. You know, the honey guy.

Tfa cheesecake tastes like vomit. Do 6% with 7% tfa sweet cream

1 points
 
by gilesdavisalmost 10 years ago

Nice.

1 points
 
by Fawgmachinealmost 10 years agoMixologist

Also add Dairy milk!

4 points
 
by Xariazalmost 10 years ago

TPA Cappuccino at 20%. It's a horrible burned tire smell. I usually use 1 drop per 10ml. I keep this flavoring outside in a building as it smells that strong/bad.

2 points
 
by BuryMeInSmokealmost 10 years ago

FW cafe coffee is another that's heinous at normal percentages.

4 points
 
by jordanstaystruealmost 10 years ago

Make something up with a high percentage of ripe banana, actually I got this.

Banana Cremé

6% TFA Ripe Banana 4% TFA Pumpkin Spice 6% Fresh Cream

The extreme strength/tank cracking qualities of Ripe Banana, matched only by the completely unusable strength of Pumpkin Spice, and topped off with Fresh Cream which when spilled smells like sour milk.

This shit will blow out his throat/sinuses..

2 points
 
by BadVapealmost 10 years ago

That sounds perfect:D

1 points
 
by Fawgmachinealmost 10 years agoMixologist

Side question, when they say tank cracking, that's not with pyrex tanks right?

1 points
 
by jordanstaystruealmost 10 years ago

Negative, this was more back in the times of Kayfuns with poly tanks when it was a concern.

If your juice is weakening glass, you probably shouldn't vape it.

1 points
 
by Fawgmachinealmost 10 years agoMixologist

Lmao okay, just wanted to make sure as there still is some acrylic and other types of plastic and rubber (o-rings) in tanks, I know some flavors like TFA Pear really mess up my syringes, whether it be the acidity or what.

3 points
 
by fearliathmoralmost 10 years ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitty_DIY_ejuice

Or spend some time on ELR there are tons of real bad ones on there. Love the site, but it has a ton of shitty ejuice recipes. LA Lemon Oil in a recipe with multiple 5 star reviews for example.

2 points
 
by BadVapealmost 10 years ago

That's hilarious. First I asked at r vaping and someone guided me here, now I'm here and I'm guided again and find out you actually have sub for shitty juices:D

1 points
 
by fearliathmoralmost 10 years ago

Yes it is all about search terms. I am sure you found nothing, searching the SB, for poor recipes, crap recipes... You had to search for shitty. :D

3 points
 
by BadVapealmost 10 years ago

We have honey, coconut extra and cheesecake. Couple more would be great!

2 points
 
by tchefacegeneralalmost 10 years ago

that actually sounds like quite a nice mix if you don't know the flavors!

1 points
 
by Fawgmachinealmost 10 years agoMixologist

BlackBerry dude. Fucking absolute perfume at 2%+ IMO.

3 points
 
by Eizoozalmost 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

TFA Eggnog 9% TFA Horchata 9%

That might actually give him cancer i'm not sure, it will taste like burning plastic is raping his throat though.

3 points
 
by ijack2redditalmost 10 years agoOne of "The Damned"

Most all of my ideas were already posted, but I would add that when he tells you how bad those recipes taste- just act like he's crazy and tell him people RAVE about them, and that his taste buds must just be shit.

3 points
 
by HMavalmost 10 years ago

10% Cap Amaretto and 15% Cap vanilla cupcake (call it Amaretto cupcakes). It will taste like hot plastic on the inhale and mothballs on the exhale.

2 points
 
by queuetuealmost 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

Take any recipe and slip in 2% TFA honey. If he doesn't know what to look for (and the guy doesn't smell it) then he'll regret vaping it.

2 points
 
by surfishermanalmost 10 years ago

My "rotted liver and cinnamon" flavored vape would do the trick , it can actually kill though not just make people ill.

3 points
 
by BadVapealmost 10 years ago

Share with us, pls.

1 points
 
by SgathaichFeyalmost 10 years ago

I still want to see this... just not taste it euch

2 points
 
by Cheesybeanalmost 10 years agoFrugivore

Anything with koolada past 7%

1 points
 
by juggernaut308almost 10 years ago

my god, my throat hurts thinking about it.

1 points
 
by snowman5555almost 10 years ago

Really??? I love Koolada straight dripped onto my coils or 5-9% in some recipes. It's like breathing in at the peak of mount everest while eating a peppermint patty.

2 points
 
by ScreamQueen813almost 10 years ago

TFA Fig tastes like open ass. I used it at 6% in a recipe, so I'd recommend 15% as a single mix.

3 points
 
by TheNebulousMindalmost 10 years ago

fucking laughed so hard, "tastes like open ass" .... like wtf, dying.

1 points
 
by ScreamQueen813almost 10 years ago

Glad to provide a chuckle. ☺ But seriously, that shit's nasty...open ass is an honest descriptor.

2 points
 
by not_superiorityalmost 10 years ago

TFA Pizza 10% + anything

2 points
 
by YelnatstreboRalmost 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

10% TFA cheesecake 10% TFA Honey

2 points
 
by juggernaut308almost 10 years ago

Honey guava, 8% tfa honey 8% tfa guava. Will choke the fucker.

2 points
 
by 405Kingalmost 10 years ago

If you want him to suffer,

50/50 PG/VG

  • TFA Cinnamon Red Hots 5%
  • TFA Sweetener 5% (For coil destruction)
  • And just some random shit to make it seem real, maybe pomegranate
2 points
 
by kazkazumisanalmost 10 years ago

or just add 10% TFA honey, tell him it milds out the cinnamon. piss, fire, and cancer all in one vape

2 points
 
by Kamtrealmost 10 years ago

When he complains that the flavour isn't working out, suggest him steeping it and trying it again. Also make sure to tell him that it may be vapor shock and that his tastebuds have to get used to it, which they assuredly do by the end of a tank.. or ten..

1 points
 
by tet5uoalmost 10 years ago

FA Summer Clouds at 5%

1 points
 
by BadVapealmost 10 years ago

I'm looking for mixes, I'm sorry but didn't make this clear. Not one flavors.

4 points
 
by tet5uoalmost 10 years ago

Heh just add any other 2-3 flavors to it to make it look like it's supposed to be a banana smoothie or something. The hand-sanitizer and fabric-softener notes of the clouds will shine-through.

0 points
 
by BadVapealmost 10 years ago

I did actually.

1 points
 
by elmfuzzyalmost 10 years ago

20% fruit circles tastes like lemon pledge.

Steam sprint vapor PB&J is horrendous and tasting the juice on your tongue makes your mouth numb for a while.

TFA koolada concentrate on the tongue is something everyone should experience; one of the weirdest things I've ever felt.

2 points
 
by gobiscoalmost 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

Whats it feel like out of curiosity...?

3 points
 
by elmfuzzyalmost 10 years ago

It almost feels like every taste bud has become inflamed/larger. Not neccesarily painful though. You have a very odd burning feeling that I can't compare to anything else on your tongue as well as feeling somewhat numb. You can't taste anything for a good 15 minutes and it hurts and feels very weird to drink anything carbonated for about 10 minutes after.

4 points
 
by Auntjaemimaalmost 10 years agoPâtissier

Tried this because I figured, hey why not. With every passing moment my regret strengthens.

2 points
 
by 87falmost 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

I tried it too lol. Cold, and it felt almost like my tongue was pruned where it touched. Much like elmfuzzy said.

1 points
 
by BuryMeInSmokealmost 10 years ago

Along the same lines FW extreme ice at 10%+

1 points
 
by Stenchralmost 10 years ago

I did that with koolada it was interesting. I almost prefer when I did it with tfa menthol.

1 points
 
by savethetrexalmost 10 years ago

8% blueberry extra (TFA) 6% juicy peach (TFA) 4% menthol (TFA)

1 points
 
by trecentersalmost 10 years ago

Anything I made when I first started DIY would probably work. LOL

1 points
 
by AsherMaximumalmost 10 years ago

Curious why you picked those two brands. Are they generally regarded as not having very good flavors, or are they just what he has?

1 points
 
by FullMe7alJacke7almost 10 years ago

This is cruel.... but from the sounds of it he deserves it. Especially if he is too lazy and or stupid to do his own research if he really wants a good recipe for DIY

1 points
 
by Fawgmachinealmost 10 years agoMixologist

BlackBerry Cream

  • 7% Blackberry TFA (this should be enough to be super perfumy but also still not too much to mute itself.
  • 1% Strawberry TFA
  • 2% Bavarian Cream TFA
  • .5% Dairy Milk (wouldn't want to mute any of that blackberry)

Cheesy Strawberry (don't tell him it's called that, just tell him it's strawberries and cream)

  • 5% Strawberry TFA
  • 5% Dairy Milk (tell him this is a pretty weak flavor and to bump it up to 6 if he wants, I'm hoping he vapes this one with a new coil)

I'm not a big fan of bad friends. Hopefully he gets his! Best of luck to you man.

1 points
 
by Stenchralmost 10 years ago

Fw double Apple and Fw Dutch Apple pie at 10% each.

Tfa menthol at 10% with 5% fw Dr. Soda type with 5% tfa honey.

Tfa black tea at 10% with tfa honey at 5% with strawberry.

I have all of these concentrates except tfa honey and they are pretty bad on their own to begin with at high percents.

1 points
 
by cloney12almost 10 years ago

TFA Cheesecake(not graham crust) 20%

1 points
 
by Errckalmost 10 years ago

Throw in some TFA MJ and have him vape in front of the..

1 points
 
by nomacjackalmost 10 years agoOne of "The Damned"

Tfa pie crust 7%

Fucking molded cardboard. But smells pretty good in the bottle. Add in some tiramisu.... You got burnt meth cardboard with mold. And the recipe would appear to be a tiramisu

1 points
 
by satchvaialmost 10 years ago

Anything with fw capsicum over 5%

1 points
 
by witalitalmost 10 years ago

So did you get him back yet? :-)

1 points
 
by BadVapealmost 10 years ago

Haha, he's in hospital. Not vape ralated! He crashed his car. Nice karma. Will not walk for a while. Hope he gets cancer for christmas too.

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