Hi, my friend fucked me over and he doesn't know yet that I know. He's asking if I know good e-liq DIY recipes and I promised to find out. Could you guys propose few which are boyound horrible. Lets go with TPA and Capella products.No tobacco flavors.
TFA Honey @ 10% = Cat Piss.
EDIT:
If you want to use it in a mix..
Honey Coconut Custard
- TFA Honey 8%
- FW Custard 6%
- TFA Coconut Extra 6%
I would feel genuinely bad for whoever you give this to.
To clarify I'm not giving these to him. I'll show him the list what to order and %'s to mix. Hope these won't smell super bad thou.
If you're worried about the smell ruining the surprise, lower the TFA Honey just a tad (maybe 5% at the lowest) and raise the FW Custard to 10%. The coconut extra does a good job of being overpowering as shit on the nose though, hopefully that fakes him out.
Vape-related or not, tell the story. We need to know if you're just sensitive or are just in your quest to make his mouth taste like goat dick.
Fraud. Stealing money multiple times.
I imagine you want recipes that sound good so he will make them but are actually shit. Maybe try finding some flavors that are only good at really low levels but tell him to add a lot of them. Coconut extra from TPA comes to mind, its very strong and apparently tastes like plastic at higher levels. Also anything with TPA cheesecake (not the graham cracker version) as it basically just tastes and smells like feet
TPA Cappuccino at 20%. It's a horrible burned tire smell. I usually use 1 drop per 10ml. I keep this flavoring outside in a building as it smells that strong/bad.
Make something up with a high percentage of ripe banana, actually I got this.
Banana Cremé
6% TFA Ripe Banana 4% TFA Pumpkin Spice 6% Fresh Cream
The extreme strength/tank cracking qualities of Ripe Banana, matched only by the completely unusable strength of Pumpkin Spice, and topped off with Fresh Cream which when spilled smells like sour milk.
This shit will blow out his throat/sinuses..
Side question, when they say tank cracking, that's not with pyrex tanks right?
Negative, this was more back in the times of Kayfuns with poly tanks when it was a concern.
If your juice is weakening glass, you probably shouldn't vape it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/shitty_DIY_ejuice
Or spend some time on ELR there are tons of real bad ones on there. Love the site, but it has a ton of shitty ejuice recipes. LA Lemon Oil in a recipe with multiple 5 star reviews for example.
That's hilarious. First I asked at r vaping and someone guided me here, now I'm here and I'm guided again and find out you actually have sub for shitty juices:D
We have honey, coconut extra and cheesecake. Couple more would be great!
My "rotted liver and cinnamon" flavored vape would do the trick , it can actually kill though not just make people ill.
Anything with koolada past 7%
TFA Fig tastes like open ass. I used it at 6% in a recipe, so I'd recommend 15% as a single mix.
If you want him to suffer,
50/50 PG/VG
- TFA Cinnamon Red Hots 5%
- TFA Sweetener 5% (For coil destruction)
- And just some random shit to make it seem real, maybe pomegranate
FA Summer Clouds at 5%
I'm looking for mixes, I'm sorry but didn't make this clear. Not one flavors.
20% fruit circles tastes like lemon pledge.
Steam sprint vapor PB&J is horrendous and tasting the juice on your tongue makes your mouth numb for a while.
TFA koolada concentrate on the tongue is something everyone should experience; one of the weirdest things I've ever felt.
Whats it feel like out of curiosity...?
It almost feels like every taste bud has become inflamed/larger. Not neccesarily painful though. You have a very odd burning feeling that I can't compare to anything else on your tongue as well as feeling somewhat numb. You can't taste anything for a good 15 minutes and it hurts and feels very weird to drink anything carbonated for about 10 minutes after.
BlackBerry Cream
- 7% Blackberry TFA (this should be enough to be super perfumy but also still not too much to mute itself.
- 1% Strawberry TFA
- 2% Bavarian Cream TFA
- .5% Dairy Milk (wouldn't want to mute any of that blackberry)
Cheesy Strawberry (don't tell him it's called that, just tell him it's strawberries and cream)
- 5% Strawberry TFA
- 5% Dairy Milk (tell him this is a pretty weak flavor and to bump it up to 6 if he wants, I'm hoping he vapes this one with a new coil)
I'm not a big fan of bad friends. Hopefully he gets his! Best of luck to you man.
Fw double Apple and Fw Dutch Apple pie at 10% each.
Tfa menthol at 10% with 5% fw Dr. Soda type with 5% tfa honey.
Tfa black tea at 10% with tfa honey at 5% with strawberry.
I have all of these concentrates except tfa honey and they are pretty bad on their own to begin with at high percents.