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what do I need to start a post-vapocalyptic bootleg juice empire?
submitted almost 10 years ago by dbbldz123

prohibition is coming. giants will fall. and from the ashes will rise an organized crime ring of juice slanging motorcycle riding ninjas. a war between the ATF, juice fiends, and bootleggers will rage and profits will skyrocket for the brave few willing to spit in the face of the nanny state. general suggestions?

EDIT: kinda joking but also semi-curious how this would operate and whether you guys think anyone of authority would bother to look into it? what kinds of risks would be involved in selling juice like this p2p?

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21 points
 
by RockyHarlowalmost 10 years ago
  1. Propylene Glycol USP
  2. Vegetable Glycerin USP
  3. Flavorings
  4. Nicotine
  5. Leather armor and sawn off shotguns
  6. Lab equipment and bottles with lables

Pretty simple stuff really.

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by Darcouralmost 10 years ago

Also get a RV.

9 points
 
by Wheatiezalmost 10 years ago

Jesse we need to vape

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by dbbldz123almost 10 years ago

already converted a Ford E-150 to an RV complete with off-grid solar power and an exhaust fan from my r/vandwellers days. could probably do the same to an armored vehicle.

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by barefootmetalheadalmost 10 years ago

Should have gotten a Chevrolet van that ford wont last very long

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by dbbldz123almost 10 years ago

I'm thinking an app based delivery service that operates on a mobile Tor platform and nunchucks

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by slialmost 10 years agoTobacconist

I've got a motorcycle, but my shotgun isn't sawed off. I'm most of the way there, there.

2 points
 
by RockyHarlowalmost 10 years ago

All you need is a hacksaw brother, or so I've heard.

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by slialmost 10 years agoTobacconist

Damn, I've only got a hacksaw sister.

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by queuetuealmost 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

Start a pesticide company and a soap company with a dark alley connecting them. You're 90% there.

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by hectomaneralmost 10 years ago

I picture Mad Max oil runs, but instead of gas, it was nicotine everyone was after.

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by dbbldz123almost 10 years ago

Immortan Joe briefly showers The Citadel with Propylene Glycol from atop his rock fortress

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by tranceinatealmost 10 years agoMixologist

> Juice slanging, motorcycle riding ninja.

LMAO I hope you aren't making fun of my 81 'zuki

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by Helfrd0771almost 10 years agoMixologist

I've been doing martial arts for 15+yrs, but no motorcycle. Together we could be unstoppable.

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by tranceinatealmost 10 years agoMixologist

wrestling, bjj, muay thai for about 9-10 years here. We need to get you a bike.

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by contactclosurealmost 10 years ago

^^ My hero.

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by 405Kingalmost 10 years ago

Ask a stoner. We know how to hide shit better than anyone else.

13 points
 
by HeathenEntalmost 10 years ago

Stoners who live with other stoners know how to hide things especially well

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by Ludaconalmost 10 years ago

I did, he said it was in a great spot but he wasn't quite sure where that spot was. Also there are no more Cheetos

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by Popetownalmost 10 years ago

Well, I don't know if I'll be going full out bootleg nic slanger but I know acquiring large amounts of nicotine is a seriously important step. It's a small start but I just ordered 500ml of 100mg from Liquid Barn last night. Just gotta figure out how to long term store it. I don't have the means for argon at this point so I didn't order more than that. While I only sell to a few friends currently, having pre-prohibition nic will help me keep cost down and profits up not to mention keeping my own supply in shape.

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by dbbldz123almost 10 years ago

could always do bathtub WTA & NET juice

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by Popetownalmost 10 years ago

Haha! True.

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by coop34almost 10 years ago

This is all I'm doing for long-term storage. Should keep for years.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DIY_eJuice/comments/3lu9gx/nicotine_need_to_know_all_your_questions_answered/

Glass bottles in the freezer, seems like the safest bet. At the time I ordered my 500ml I also ordered 8x60ml bottles with caps.

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by Popetownalmost 10 years ago

I have some 240ml's I could use. So that's safe for freezing?

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by coop34almost 10 years ago

Yep. Knowing that the PG can't freeze, I'm sure it expands slightly. I filled to within a quarter inch or less of the top of the bottle.

1 points
 
by tranceinatealmost 10 years agoMixologist

Helium is actually just as inert as Argon, and it's cheaper.

Although you can get Pirates Preserve argon-spray in a bottle for just shy of $10 shipped on amazon.

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by apoloniousalmost 10 years ago

How would you get the (lighter than air) helium to displace the air from the head space?

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by tranceinatealmost 10 years agoMixologist

Exactly the same as you would Argon. Pressure & aerosolization.

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by Popetownalmost 10 years ago

Interesting. I'll have to look into that. Thanks!

1 points
 
by contactclosurealmost 10 years ago

I opted for the liter of 100mg/ml from LB and 9 glass 120ml bottles from RTS. We shouldn't be eating frozen food anyway.

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by noamtheostrichalmost 10 years ago

The Perfumer/Flavor Apprentice started out as a small shop where ladies would come in to mix their own perfume. This would be the perfect front.

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by PalefaceVaperalmost 10 years ago

I knew a online juice seller in the states that would ship juice to countries that it was illegal; they literally had different labels to place on their juice for those countries. They fronted that the juice was "fragrance oils"; you know, like the kind you put in the little oil burners to make your house smell nice.

We could all be selling "fragrance oils" and label it as "not for human consumption". Lol

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by jufasaalmost 10 years ago

How do you explain the nicotine then?

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by 15DaysAweekalmost 10 years ago

It's for smellz

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by PalefaceVaperalmost 10 years ago

Nicotine makes all the oils and fragrances smell better. :: wink wink ::

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by tranceinatealmost 10 years agoMixologist

What nicotine? There's no nicotine on those labels.

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by redhotmonkeyluvalmost 10 years ago

Read the sidebar.

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by dbbldz123almost 10 years ago

looked but there's not a single article on the best way to evade ATF agents nor any strategies on gathering old stock from B&Ms for street level resale

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by redhotmonkeyluvalmost 10 years ago

It's seems to have been replaced by the black Friday sales megathread. I suspect /u/skiddlzninja is trying to corner the market for the upcoming vapocalypse.

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by tranceinatealmost 10 years agoMixologist

JUST DO IT!

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by jiffythekidalmost 10 years ago

I think this post was satire. At least I hope it was...

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by dbbldz123almost 10 years ago

mostly satire yes, but black market juice seems like an inevitability if worst case scenario regulations pan out

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by PalefaceVaperalmost 10 years ago

Totally. When things become to hard to get, impossible to get (legally), or to expensive to get the traditional way; a black market pops up almost instantly.

That reminds me, we are being targeted because we use a "tobacco" product. Our nicotine comes from tobacco; although nicotine exists in other things (egg plant, tomatoes, potatoes). Yet it's to expensive and not economically feasible to extract it yet from those thing. I saw a brand new juice line that contains nicotine that doesn't come from tobacco.... So how the hell could that be considered a "tobacco" product? It can't, and I'm sure (after a long and ugly fight) that could be proven in federal court. Then we wouldn't be subject to tobacco taxes and other stupid laws.

I bet nicotine from other plants tastes a hella lot better than from tobacco too. Can't remember the name of that new juice line, and from the small amount of info I saw on it, they wouldn't say where the nicotine was extracted from.

But I think if our industry completely removed all tobacco extracted nicotine, we would have some more leverage. I'm not saying it's gonna be an overnight kill shot from vapers to the FDA, government, and politicians. But at some point people are gonna realize how stupid it would be to consider vaping as tobacco when it literally has zero connection to tobacco.

Anyway, I'm rambling. Gotta go try and fix my PC, or Ive just lost all my recipes (small amount I actually do have, or am working on).

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by tranceinatealmost 10 years agoMixologist

Since you edited: What kind of risks would be involved?

Uh, the same kind of risks as selling cannabis p2p.

1 points
 
by dbbldz123almost 10 years ago

Sorta feel like cops would be on top of 'drugs' but maybe eJuice would fall into a gray area that they maybe wouldn't be up on. At least for a little while... I guess it would depend on the size of the operation tho.

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by tranceinatealmost 10 years agoMixologist

It's gunna really suck for all the cops that vape. lol.

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by leTchoumalmost 10 years ago
  1. get hype
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by wookiepediaalmost 10 years ago

Make a TV miniseries about it: [Va]ping [Ba]d.

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by CanineMutinyalmost 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

The show starts out with Jesse P. right after the last episode. He needs a new gig and tries his hand at making the ejuice.

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by Unadvisablealmost 10 years ago

Well if you're actually intending to sell liquid after prohibition, be sure to keep it small-scale or the IRS might get on your case. There's gonna be the risk of being fined ridiculous amounts, but honestly if these regulations go through it's every man for himself. I'd say just stock up and make your own supply for a long time.

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by humblerolleralmost 10 years ago

is something happening in the US that the rest of the vaping world doesnt know about ?

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by PoopStainMcBainealmost 10 years ago

More like there IS something happening in the US vape world that EVERYONE except YOU knows about.

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by humblerolleralmost 10 years ago

kinda wanna help me out instead of just being evasive ?
Im in Australia. y'know, one of the many countries that isnt the US.

1 points
 
by Towerfulalmost 10 years ago

It's kinda happening through the EU too

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by humblerolleralmost 10 years ago

what IS happening ?
the last I heard is that the UK produced a report that vaping is 95% safer than smoking and they were going to put it on the NHS to get people off the smokes.

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by ironhammer5almost 10 years ago

From May 2016 Article 20 of the Tobacco Products Directive comes into play throughout the whole EU.

Amongst other things, this limits juice bottles to 10ml size and tank sizes to 2ml. Oh, and they have to be completely "leak-free" when refilling, so basically cigalike cartridges are all that counts currently.

There's a whole load of other stuff too such as cigarette style warnings on packaging and 6 month approval times for new products to market. Read up on TPD to find all the ridiculous regulations that are included.

Basically, in six months, vaping as we know it in the EU is finished.

As for the UK report, it was never the case that NHS would give them out, just that the public health body who published that report considered it as a possible recommendation. However, TPD was already legislated for May 2016 long before that report came out.

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by Towerfulalmost 10 years ago

Should have replied to you directly...
https://www.reddit.com/r/DIY_eJuice/comments/3ula1t/what_do_i_need_to_start_a_postvapocalyptic/cxgtqml

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