Here is a fast way to mix up juice! No shaking, no blenders, no stir plates etc.

submitted almost 10 years ago by barrarMixologist

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6 points

by Enyawreklawalmost 10 years agoMixologist

What you should try to do is get a small man to shake your juice for you...then throw him in the dryer

2 points

by barraralmost 10 years agoMixologist

How do you mix your juice? Just curious.

1 points

by Enyawreklawalmost 10 years agoMixologist

I have a hotplate I use for large batches for myself. But when testing and making new recipes I just use a little elbow grease. Though I am eyeing down a test tube agitator on Ebay which would be pretty cool.

2 points

by barraralmost 10 years agoMixologist

Do you think the hotplate speeds steeping without negative effects? I usually just shake by hand or mix larger batches on a stir plate.

1 points

by TheDonkeyWheelalmost 10 years ago

Perfect. This is my next DIY project.

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by DrMclovensalmost 10 years agoThe Mad Alchemist

this is what I do with everyone's juice that orders from New Day Alchemy.

How did you find my secret?

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by barraralmost 10 years agoMixologist

I don't do this with retail bottles, it's unprofessional and it messes up the labels :P

3 points

by DrMclovensalmost 10 years agoThe Mad Alchemist

pfft. I label them after

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by barraralmost 10 years agoMixologist

lol then how do you know which is which?

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by hairybungalmost 10 years ago

Now I just need a dryer...

3 points

by IKROWNIalmost 10 years ago

And now you have just used enough power running loads of juice through the dryer that you have almost completely negated any and all savings from just buying premium juices from a B&M.

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by barraralmost 10 years agoMixologist

The dryer motor uses 300 watts, no heat. I spin them for 30 minutes. 0.15 kilowatt-hours = 5-10 bottles of juice mixed for exactly $0.01 here in Oregon.

1 points

by jahnbodahalmost 10 years ago

No heat? But heat would help quick steep them! ...BTW, I have actually considered doing this, but wrapping up the bottles in a sock or glove or something.

0 points

by skiddlzninjaalmost 10 years agoThat one moderator. You know, the honey guy.

>No heat? But heat would help quick steep them! >>heat would help quick steep them! >>>help quick steep them! >>>>~~quick steep~~ ruin them!

2 points

by ArronRodgersButtholealmost 10 years ago

I usually insert a bottle of juice into my anus and proceed to forcefully fart for a few minutes. The heat from my anus warms the juice to the perfect temp, while the gaseous vibrations mix the juice to a perfect consistency.

4 points

by NowFappingalmost 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

That's brilliant! I've been shoving them up my ass then getting into the dryer. Your way is much better

2 points

by sodakdavealmost 10 years agoOne of "The Damned"

I tried this exactly once. The wife grabbed the wrong purse and showed back up minutes after she had left instead of hours.

I'm not allowed to touch the dryer again.

We won't even get started on the time I left a sheet of .223 brass drying in the oven... I'm wasn't allowed to touch that either until she realized it meant she was gonna do all the cooking.

1 points

by barraralmost 10 years agoMixologist

hahaha yes

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by mrcriteralmost 10 years agoMixologist

I do the same, but to save my sanity of hearing the bottles bounce around I throw them in a sock, tie the end, then stuff that into another sock. Keeps the noise down and protects the bottles from getting scuffed up.

1 points

by neotrin2000almost 10 years ago

I put mine in a baggie, and throw them in the washer

1 points

by barraralmost 10 years agoMixologist

I hope you use soap

1 points

by do_work_son_do_workalmost 10 years ago

i used to have one of these for mixing the shit out of little 60ml bottles of hobby paint, it worked great till i stepped on it.

you can also get a paint shaker like this, they also sell them in harbor freight if you dont want to spend 200 at homedepot.

2 points

by barraralmost 10 years agoMixologist

Sounds like it would work well with some lube ;)

1 points

by SinkMixalmost 10 years ago

What's so wrong with the old way of using your armpits for warmth?

3 points

by metansalmost 10 years ago

Buttcheck anyone?

3 points

by 70msalmost 10 years ago

I've stuck them in my bra.

Wonder if there's a market for boob-steeped juice?

2 points

by SinkMixalmost 10 years ago

I think it depends if you are male or female.

Actually, there probably is a market for both

1 points

by PalefaceVaperalmost 10 years ago

Think your supposed to use glass bottles.

1 points

by skiddlzninjaalmost 10 years agoThat one moderator. You know, the honey guy.

I clicked this expecting you to be ruining your juice. Have an upvote instead.

1 points

by InsigmaTheoryalmost 10 years agoPâtissier

You can only do this for your personal stash?

Damn. I was gonna start a juice company and buy 6 dryers to constantly presteep at a massive markup.

1 points

by Kiickialmost 10 years ago

Not sure if trolling or being serious. But no, your juice didn't get shaken well.

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by barraralmost 10 years agoMixologist

It does in fact mix up the separated PG and VG, you can tell by looking at it or tasting it.

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by Kiickialmost 10 years ago

It depends on how much VG there is in the juice. From the video, it doesn't seem like the machine is going that fast. It seems like the juice just slides down. It's like rolling your bottles on your floor, and think that your juice is properly mixed.

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by barraralmost 10 years agoMixologist

Not exactly. They are carried to the top and they drop straight down. The impact forces the denser VG through the PG. It does work. You can try it yourself :P