New to DIY, what can I make with these?

submitted almost 10 years ago by centaurbuffet

TFA Vanilla Swirl
TFA Honey
Walrus Ejaculate
Keyboard Cleaner
WD 40
LA Banana Cream
Methamphetamine (crystal)
Headlight to a 1941 Chevy Truck
Burt's Bee Wax Lip Balm (less than half a tube)

Thanks!

Comments

19 points

by SinkMixalmost 10 years ago

TFA Honey - 8%
LA Banana Cream - 6%
TFA Vanilla Swirl - 1%
FA Walrus Ejaculate - 0.3 to 0.7%

Consider making a 10% dilution of ejaulate. It has a strong throat hit.

5 points

by workerbee41almost 10 years ago

Can't believe it took two hours for someone to make the throat hit joke (also can't believe I didn't think of it)

1 points

by noodles1972almost 10 years ago

You should try moving your head away

1 points

by dwellerofcubesalmost 10 years ago

What would you recommend for a 24mg nic vape?

1 points

by 405Kingalmost 10 years ago

Max VG so it's nice and thick

13 points

by PM_Me_Your_Clonesalmost 10 years ago

That meth is going to be a little hard to work with, since you got the crystals. You're going to want to dissolve ~10% in warm PG (your dealer will have a scale if you don't yet) and work with that, should be easier. For the rest, add it to your ELR stash and see what comes out. Oh, and the LABC, did you score colorless? Fuck vaping artificial coloring, amirite?

9 points

by NotCharlesMansonalmost 10 years ago

I heard from this one dude that yellow #420 gives you the shits.

5 points

by centaurbuffetalmost 10 years ago

I heard that too, I ordered walrus ejaculate to counter that.

9 points

by queuetuealmost 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

I can only stand the chocolate glazed walrus ejaculate. The plain one tastes like play-dough.

7 points

by InsigmaTheoryalmost 10 years agoPâtissier

I've found WD 40 to be incredibly harsh and unpalatable. I much prefer Lanolin, make sure to get the ultra crude version, too many diketones in the ultra pure remake.

1 points

by skiddlzninjaalmost 10 years agoThat one moderator. You know, the honey guy.

I use loctite in all my recipes. Really boosts the tetanus.

2 points

by Dillweed_McGeealmost 10 years ago

A good way to offset it is with a hint of brake kleen.

1 points

by dwellerofcubesalmost 10 years ago

red or blue?

2 points

by skiddlzninjaalmost 10 years agoThat one moderator. You know, the honey guy.

Depends. Are you stirring with an old piece of hose or a handful of rusty nails?

5 points

by tournantalmost 10 years agoMixologist

I'm fresh out of keyboard cleaner cans cuz /u/abdada was visiting and we ran out of booze.

3 points

by NotCharlesMansonalmost 10 years ago

/u/skiddlzninja 7. Counting it.

1 points

by centaurbuffetalmost 10 years ago

lol, this one doesn't count.

1 points

by NotCharlesMansonalmost 10 years ago

I said I'm counting it, damn you!

1 points

by centaurbuffetalmost 10 years ago

Fair enough.

3 points

by skiddlzninjaalmost 10 years agoThat one moderator. You know, the honey guy.

If you have some Crystal light, you can steep the filament of the headlight in PG and strain it out for some headlight fluid, then microwave the lip balm for 29 seconds. Mix at 15/15/15.

3 points

by NotCharlesMansonalmost 10 years ago

Only if it's the lemonade flavor. Any other kind won't work.

3 points

by 1800fullytorquedalmost 10 years ago

Where the fuck did you get walrus ejaculate from!?

7 points

by centaurbuffetalmost 10 years ago

From a walrus generally.

5 points

by tournantalmost 10 years agoMixologist

BVC hasn't had stock in weeks, GremlinDIY has it on order, but my brother is fishing in alaska right now so maybe I can ask him a big favor..

2 points

by sincerelyryanalmost 10 years ago

All I have is kangaroo tears, can I substitute?

2 points

by dwellerofcubesalmost 10 years ago

Same place I got the porcupine piss...the Jimmer gave it to me.

2 points

by Beastaclesalmost 10 years agoFrugivore

Maybe he could use that headlight for his Chevy?

3 points

by workerbee41almost 10 years ago

Finally, hope for a recipe I don't have to make another order for!

But if anyone has a decent recipe, can I use CAP Wax Lip Balm at about the same percentage? I can't vape Burt's Bees, it tastes peppery :(

3 points

by noodles1972almost 10 years ago

Excellent, I've got loads of Meth sitting around and I had no idea what to do with it.

2 points

by palalabalmost 10 years ago

You're halfway to a bomb Walrus Ejaculate Custard.

2 points

by dwellerofcubesalmost 10 years ago

Pretty sure you just made a VCR, didn't see duct tape though...

2 points

by johnnybeefcakesalmost 10 years ago

That depends, is it TFA Walrus Ejaculate or FW Walrus Ejaculate?

1 points

by centaurbuffetalmost 10 years ago

DIY extraction.

1 points

by PlayfulDeskalmost 10 years ago

This is the best post.

1 points

by zdiggleralmost 10 years ago

I love the smell of WD40.. It can be new novelty flavor for the shop like chicken'n waffle and pizza.

1 points

by noodles1972almost 10 years ago

And no I don't mean any of you guys

1 points

by idefiler6almost 10 years ago

With all this you can make a kickass bong.

1 points

by Tr0janlVlanalmost 10 years agoMixologist

Fresh Walrus Ejaculate - 15%

Great shake n' vape standalone flavor. This has been my ADV for months. Try with 1 drop per 5ml of Methamphetamine (crystal) for a little extra kick, after diluting the Meth@10% in WD40 of course.

1 points

by Cheesybeanalmost 10 years agoFrugivore

Mix in headlight to a 1940 Chevy Truck to extract any lingering goodies inside
WD-40 will do some good breaking that up so just do 3 sprays to cover the inside
Mix 30% Keyboard cleaner with Vanilla Swirl (whole bottle to cover up the oil taste)
Finish it up with your after taste of your choice (Meth, Banana Cream, Walrus Gametes)

1 points

by TheVapeScapealmost 10 years ago

Walrus Ejaculate - 12% BOOM!

0 points

by noodles1972almost 10 years ago

Can I make a brojaculate with this?

0 points

by noodles1972almost 10 years ago

And no I don't mean any of you guys