My first delicious recipe

submitted almost 10 years ago by [deleted]

Raspberry Lemonade

Backstory:

After I was defeated by the great god Balamuth, I decided I needed an awesome pink lemonade to help me cope with my feelings of defeat. As the days grew longer, and my previous attempts at a pink lemonade seemed futile, I concocted the first thing that came to my dark mind. Behold, beholder! I present to you a simple pink lemonade to quench your thirsts. Please enjoy it,for my time is short, my will is diminished. This is my last great accomplishment.

FA Lemon Sicily 4%
INW Raspberry 0.5%
30/70 PG/VG

When I came to, I realized, some might not be quenched by it's sweetness, and so I recommended 1 drop of sucralose per 10ml for sweety sweetness that some might find sexy. I for one, did not desire this sexiness, but if you are one who likes sex in your mouth, go a head and add a few drops.

Disclaimer: This recipe may take a day to get that lemony sexiness into your mouth, please be aware that you may find yourself in a river damn full of sexy lemony tits after vaping, Fare thee well.

PPS: Don't blame me if you find yourself in a damn full of lemon and raspberry sluts after making this concoction, heed my warning.

Comments

6 points

by tacticalnoobjpalmost 10 years ago

best recipe description ever

5 points

by ISayUntoTheealmost 10 years ago

Must try this.

Dunno if my fiance would approve of all the sluts though...

4 points

by gotsanityalmost 10 years ago

Sex Panther works 60% of the time, every time.

3 points

by johnstone1690almost 10 years ago

Will get this made up later. Must fine a rubber first..you never know where this sluts been

3 points

by edbtzyalmost 10 years ago

why is everyone getting downvoted? Who is so butthurt . Thank you for sharing your recipe...ill have to check it out

3 points

by tranceinatealmost 10 years ago

4% FLV Lemonade tastes so much more like lemonade than Lemon Sicily.

Sicily is just straight lemon juice.

2 points

by EricIsACrackeralmost 10 years ago

Will definitely try this in the morning. Just need to find that lemon Sicily, I gave up on that flavor a long time ago 😔

2 points

by alphaburritoalmost 10 years ago

I thought it was just straight lemon when I tried it, but it's more like a lemonade so I thought why not jazz it up with some raspberry.

2 points

by TeaCattalmost 10 years ago

Sexiness.

2 points

by everyonesbestfriendalmost 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

FINALLY a lemonade recipe I can make!! If it's that good it'll be an adv for me. I still need to procure some sweetener.

2 points

by redditer420almost 10 years ago

I make a similar recipe and add a 3 drops per 15 ml of tfa sour. Makes an awesome sour raspberry lemonade.

1 points

by gunthersluntalmost 10 years ago

I actually make something strikingly similar, but with Lemon Sicily at 3% and 1% FE Lemon. It's really good!

1 points

by cdaisyalmost 10 years ago

sounds lovely, thanks for sharing