I accidentally TFA cheesecake'd myself

submitted about 10 years ago by [deleted]

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8 points

by abdadaabout 10 years ago

Mix it with TFA honey and you have the equivalent of pissing on your sweaty feet!

2 points

by HocusKrokusabout 10 years ago

I like to call it

Peein in the shower

2 points

by mediacommandabout 10 years ago

Finally!

9 points

by abdadaabout 10 years ago

Halo sent me a C&D for posting their flavor base.

1 points

by Sokjuiceabout 10 years ago

Please don't remind me of that flavor. Even when keeping flavors, I separate that demon aside.

7 points

by KeggsNAabout 10 years agoMixologist

YOCO.

You Only Cheesecake(TFA) Once

4 points

by thewomberchombyabout 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

Your description is not only spot on, but practically Lovecraftian. Truly, TFA Cheesecake is one of the great horrors of the cosmos.

3 points

by skiddlzninjaabout 10 years agoFrugivore

Looks like I found my next flavor to vape.

3 points

by skiddlzninjaabout 10 years agoFrugivore

>causing me to jerk and slosh some of the fetid nightmare on my hand and shirt cuff

I read that too fast, and it read: "causing me to jerk off to some fetish nightmare on my hand and shirt cuff." This should be a warning to everyone to not drink while reading. Off to wipe down my screens and keyboard.

3 points

by Viraus2about 10 years ago

Two things about that one:

It's really friggin' strong (strong flavors universally smell terrible out of the bottle)
It's not really a good cheesecake flavor.

It does have it's place in a lot of recipes, with just a little thrown in for a cheesy/tangy dairy flavor note. So it might not be a total wash....but you probably won't be finishing that 4oz bottle for a loooooong time.

2 points

by konstantynabout 10 years agoOne of "The Damned"

Looks like i should order one for my /friend someday.

2 points

by tent405about 10 years ago

I ordered TFA bacon once for the novelty. That is pretty darn horrific. This is worse?

2 points

by syseraabout 10 years ago

Seriously TFA cheesecake is a cross between unwashed balls and vomit. It's absolutely vile.

2 points

by HukItabout 10 years ago

There should be a sticky that lists all the liquid diarrhea dog shit ate and vomited juices. This would be right there at the top.

1 points

by PreDVapesabout 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

I'm soo sorry but, I was really needing a great laugh today, and this hit the spot!

1 points

by turkourjurbsabout 10 years agoFrugivore

I wonder, if you were to buy TFA Graham Cracker and mix it with this if you'd have the same thing. Or order the right stuff and add a light percentage of that stuff to it, just to get rid of it without wasting it.

2 points

by HexCoilsabout 10 years ago

I don't know man, it's pretty darn awful. It would be akin to accidentally buying a bottle of piss and trying to combine it with Gatorade to see if you can make it better.

1 points

by goldenfloorabout 10 years ago

Oh no. I just ordered it two days ago. I'm already disappointed.

1 points

by myguitargentlyvapesabout 10 years ago

I'm with you....just opening the bottle is disgusting.