Nude Nicotine, y'all are badasses.

submitted about 10 years ago by girtgirtgirt

So, about a week ago, I ordered some nic from Nude Nicotine. I have been getting packages delivered to my dad's address because I live in a sketchy neighborhood and things go missing quite often.

My dad has been curious about what kinds of things I've been ordering. When packages get delivered, I often get texts saying things like "Son, your bulk order of buttplugs have arrived."

So I made an odd request when placing my last order, asking them to write "NOT DILDOS. DO NOT OPEN." on the package. I did not expect them to, but Nude Nicotine [obliged] (http://www.imgur.com/gallery/hWNx1ko). Inside, they sent [this] (http://www.imgur.com/gallery/xb5GXuV) along.

I was pleasantly surprised when I received a text from my dad informing me of my latest dildo shipment. I will be ordering from Nude Nicotine again, solely based on their willingness to help me fuck with my dad.

Thanks guys!

Comments

40 points

by NudeNicotineabout 10 years ago

AW YISSSSSSSSSSSS. I was SERIOUSLY tempted to go out to the local sex shop and buy a dildo to nestle amongst the packaging, but didnt think that would reflect a very professional image, let alone freak out your dad :/ nonetheless, participation is the least we could do :) Hope he got a kick out of it!

<3 Jake CEO , Lead chemist - NN

4 points

by girtgirtgirtabout 10 years ago

Hahahaha that would have been amazing. But he doesn't make a habit of opening my mail. If he did, that would have just been extra awesome.

Anyway, he absolutely got a kick out of it. Totally worth it. I appreciate your willingness to participate.

Now I only wish I could have seen the reactions of the various postal workers who handled the package.

Thanks, Jake! :)

1 points

by debacolabout 10 years ago

Keep up the QA on your stuff... its the best I've tried and at this point, I'm done shopping anywhere else for nic and PG/VG.

1 points

by Thegrumbliestpuppyabout 10 years ago

I was so hoping this was what you guys were going to do, haha. Freak out dad AND OP

4 points

by Dunn_Dorrabout 10 years ago

Here I was thinking that they were awesome for labeling their name as "NN" since I live in a state with recent vape legislation. Awesome company!

2 points

by girtgirtgirtabout 10 years ago

/u/nudenicotine

2 points

by yamakickhiabout 10 years ago

I always love their messages/comments on the invoice. Love those guys, thanks for the great business!

2 points

by R04RRRRabout 10 years ago

As someone who worked in shipping, these kinds of requests made my day. A nice unexpected giggle in the middle of a long shift in a windowless warehouse.

1 points

by DrMclovensabout 10 years agoThe Mad Alchemist

HAHAHA omg yes. I love those guys over there. Jake is bad ass lol

1 points

by SpRoOoOoabout 10 years agoFrugivore

lolz

1 points

by markyLEpirateabout 10 years ago

Lol that's sick. Thanks for a place to order nic, I was about to start looking for supplies for dig and start out

1 points

by Vapespinabout 10 years ago

I know where I am getting my next nic order. Haven't gotten to try NN yet and im in need of supplies. Funny as hell!