Wet Balloon (aka Band-aid Ice) - a recipe for latex lovers

submitted over 10 years ago by EnyawreklawMixologist

INW Chocomint - 4%
FA Caramel - 1%

If you love the taste of a wet balloon, and menthol well then boy is this for you. It literally tastes as such. 1:1 Wet-Balloon clone. Could also be used as a band-aid clone.

Seriously though, DO NOT BUY INW CHOCOMINT. Looking for chocolate flavors for this dreaded cookie dough recipe, I saw a thread that mentioned this gem and how it tasted great. Well, whoever said this stuff is good should be fucking shot and quartered. It doesn't work at ANY percentage, nor with any other flavorings. The only good thing to come about this is that I told my friend I created one of the best recipes in the history of DIY, he was excited and took a rip. The expression on his face he made was what made this demon fluid worth buying. Please save your money. This is a PSA.

Comments

29 points

by NotCharlesMansonover 10 years ago

I'm looking for more of a gas station condom flavor. Thanks, though.

10 points

by GMU_TheHulkover 10 years ago

Add 1% FA grape (because gas station bathroom condoms are always flavored) and a dallop of vaseline filtered through a dirty sponge.

9 points

by NotCharlesMansonover 10 years ago

You're disgusting.

2 points

by fatclownbabyover 10 years agoMixologist

Doadollop!

6 points

by jordan917over 10 years ago

It needs that lubricant aftertaste that just lingers in your mouth. I'd recommend one drop of baby oil per mL.

3 points

by NotCharlesMansonover 10 years ago

Do we want to know how you found the lingering effect?

8 points

by jordan917over 10 years ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

7 points

by Charliebushover 10 years ago

This sounds amazing. I've been trying to create this flavor for ages. I'm going to whip up a batch as soon as I get home.

5 points

by nutbastardover 10 years ago

>whoever said this stuff is good should be fucking shot and quartered

Just a point, um, 'shot and quartered' isn't really a thing. People were drawn and quartered, but in the interim they were usually hanged for a while. I'll let wiki explain:

>Convicts were fastened to a hurdle, or wooden panel, and drawn by horse to the place of execution, where they were hanged (almost to the point of death), emasculated, disembowelled, beheaded and quartered (chopped into four pieces). Their remains were often displayed in prominent places across the country, such as London Bridge.

And of course in order to keep from appearing to be uncivilized:

>For reasons of public decency, women convicted of high treason were instead burned at the stake.

Don't get me wrong, shot and quartered could totally be a thing, it just hasn't been yet.

1 points

by LukeGover 10 years ago

Personally, I would rather be shot and quartered than drawn and quartered. If you are lucky the bullet would be fatal.

4 points

by LukeGover 10 years ago

Throw in some TFA Caramel Cappuccino and we can call it a fancy name and sell it for $20 a bottle.

Hobbit Vomit?

2 points

by YnotTomorroover 10 years ago

Ughhh....I got a 20oz bottle of Carmel Cappucino. ..I haven't used more than a couple drops in anything

1 points

by LukeGover 10 years ago

Yeah, the name is very misleading. Sounds like something that would taste good. Smells like embalming fluid though.

1 points

by YnotTomorroover 10 years ago

It is prettttty horrible. It's good to add a bit of depth to chocolate /caramel/creams....but literally 1 or 2 drops per 30mls or so

1 points

by ArttuH5N1over 10 years ago

Ah, savoring it. I hope you're dripping it.

3 points

by YnotTomorroover 10 years ago

20% flavor, 79% pg...good stuff!

2 points

by [deleted]over 10 years ago

> Hobbit Vomit

Dammit, I KNOW this mixture would taste like absolute shit but the name makes me want to buy it.

1 points

by LukeGover 10 years ago

I feel like I have to make some crazy flavor mix now to live up to that name.

2 points

by aelweroover 10 years ago

Reminds me of the any flavor beans in harry potter...

"Alas, earwax"

2 points

by tek35over 10 years ago

Good to know, I almost got this while looking into different chocolates.

If you like vaping fruit flavored grass, try their wild strawberry. Their strawberry shisha on the other hand, amazing.

1 points

by Botboy141over 10 years agoMixing like a mad man...

I'm assuming you tried Chocomint as low as like 0.25%? Some of INW flavors should be labeled as super duper concentrates. I haven't had the pain of trying this one yet =).

7 points

by Enyawreklawover 10 years agoMixologist

I've tried at 0.25, 1.5, and 4% and I get balloon in all of it. I can see where they would think it taste likes chocolate but it's executed so poorly and that exhales literally feels like your blowing up a balloon. If they labeled it balloon, I'd be impressed though.

1 points

by Botboy141over 10 years agoMixing like a mad man...

ROFL, just wanted to make sure =0

1 points

by ogimbeover 10 years ago

I'd also not try their watermelon, tastes like the smell of a thousand bugs smashed on your car after an August trip down a highway at night.

1 points

by Stupidskyover 10 years ago

What's wrong with a 2:1 ratio of FA Cocoa and FA Chocolate? Add sucralose to taste, I use FA cocoa in temp control only,

1 points

by Enyawreklawover 10 years agoMixologist

For my cookie dough recipe? Yeah I tried every combo of this and what happens is that it just turns my mix into a chocolate cookie, which is not what I'm looking for. Also I don't like the way FA Cocoa and Chocolate tastes, it has a bad aftertaste and doesn't mix well. Also a coil destroyer.

1 points

by TileBoss87over 10 years ago

I'm not much of a fan of it either but it works in some recipes I've tried. Have you found any better chocolates?

4 points

by Enyawreklawover 10 years agoMixologist

I'm currently testing out all of Capella's chocos. I think one of these are going to be the winner. I got a whole thing coming out about Capella soon.

1 points

by I_Plunder_Bootyover 10 years agoMixologist

If you want to see what a real band aid tastes like get yourself a bottle of MBV Rum Tobacco. The closest thing I've ever found next to licking actual band aids.

1 points

by offthewall_77over 10 years ago

I think you mean drawn and quartered. Shooting someone and then quartering them would totally ruin the moment.

1 points

by rooongeeover 10 years ago

How close is this to the real mothers milk?

1 points

by ___on___on___over 10 years ago

MF dark chocolate is the best I've had. It's got a dry baking chocolate taste so it does well with some sucralose. Abdaba is mixing me up some light chocolate from them as well. I'm hoping together they will be the chocolate we dream of.