Hilarious Flavor Descriptions

submitted over 10 years ago by torturedzenMixologist

Every now and then I read someone's description of a flavor they tried and I just can't help but crack up. Some of them are truely memorable! So, I got to thinking...why not start a thread and invite my peers to submit their best descriptions of an awful flavor. I just ran across this one....

"Tastes like expired fruits dipped in paint thinner" Or "Smells like sweaty gym socks",--"Tastes like the inside of a dirty sneaker" haha..Let's hear 'em!

Comments

8 points

by _EatTheRichover 10 years ago

Relevant

2 points

by DarkNinjaMoleover 10 years ago

I could probably work with that cutgrass. I'd fucking buy it :P

1 points

by BuryMeInSmokeover 10 years ago

Haha 'flavor intern', nice!

3 points

by WaterFlourYeastover 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

Mothers milk clone: Luxury baby food, straight from the titty

Unicorn milk: Sweet straberry cream, straight from the... udder?

those are two descriptions from the list of flavors I sell to friends

3 points

by skiddlzninjaover 10 years agoFrugivore

TFA lychee at anything over 2% tastes like the grapes sitting at the bottom of a bag of grapes that have already gone bad.

2 points

by Thumper_357over 10 years ago

100% flavoring tastes like drywall

1 points

by venemousover 10 years agoMixologist

I gave an impression of a vendor juice in a review thread once, was something to the effect of "prison booze steeped in an old jockstrap".