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Can we talk about eLiquid names for a minute?
submitted over 10 years ago by Sandman0

I get giving eLiquid funny reference names (There's always money in the banana stand after all), and naming it the flavor profile can be rather unwieldy, but do we really need names that are just offensive?

I'm totally not a PC kinda guy, but let me give an example of what I'm talking about.

Some know and some don't that I sell eLiquid (public facing site launch in the next few weeks or so, stay tuned free things are coming). I know many of the people in my local vape industry, and will occasionally drop in to local vape shops to chat and see what's new.

Once in awhile someone will be talking about DIY and I'm always happy to offer advice where I can.

So I'm in a local shop this afternoon and this kid is talking up this juice he made. And he's trying to get someone to try it. I figure what the hell, I've hatevaped plenty of my own garbage mixes, how bad could it be?

So I ask the guy running the counter for a clearo, fill it up and give it a couple of hits. It wasn't stellar, but it was far from the worst thing I've vaped.

It was a fruity blend (tasted like he grabbed about 12 random TFA fruit flavors and mixed it in equal amounts, nothing too distinct but I'm pretty sure it had Strawberry Ripe in it). So I ask him what he's calling it.

With the biggest grin you can imagine, he looks me in the eye and replies "it's called Fucktard".

Really? Now I ask, what store is going to carry a juice named Fucktard?

Do people buy stuff like that? I wouldn't.

Look, your biggest freebie in any business endeavor is word of mouth advertising. Even if this had been the best juice I've ever had, I'm sure not going to tell people about it. I can see me talking it up to my Mother in law now: yeah it's really good, try some of this fucktard.

Not gonna happen. And forget it if it's mixed company. Yes Dr. Smith, I owe my smoking cessation efforts all of the inventor of my favorite liquid, fucktard.

Really?

Is it just me? Is this a sign that I'm finally getting older?

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21 points
 
by jbh7491over 10 years ago

>hatevaped

Thank you for adding this to my vocabulary.

2 points
 
by Sandman0over 10 years ago

I'm not sure where I picked it up, but you're welcome!

8 points
 
by Anthmtover 10 years ago

I'm with you. Non-descriptive is fine, offensive is not. It's lame and gives vaping and vapers a bad name.

6 points
 
by ClintHammerover 10 years ago

"gives vapers a bad name"

I'm pretty sure that's holocaust deniers in bird masks on YouTube, sucking down hits between claiming 9/11 was an inside job, not some store giving their wares juvenile names

0 points
 
by Anthmtover 10 years ago

Sauce?

2 points
 
by ClintHammerover 10 years ago

They took down the one I watched but you can try to find it in this mess

http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/31iooo/flytape_has_been_removed_from_the_rconspiracy_mod/

5 points
 
by lcecigover 10 years ago

I'm right with you. Honestly, I'm not a fan of nondescriptive or themed names anyway, but I'll never order outwardly offensive or questionable named juice even if it was straight jizz from Buddha.

5 points
 
by polloluchaover 10 years ago

Personally I don't really care but from a marketing perspective it not a smart move. You alienate a good portion of the market with offensive naming. If you are just sharing diy juice with your friends then call it sweaty ball cheese. If you are trying to make a business out of this you should probably use names that sound appetizing.

4 points
 
by V2BMover 10 years ago

There have been a few lines we liked but won't carry in our store because of the name. We have a classy fuckin' joint and don't want to offend people.

"Here, sir, try some of this delicious Jigaboo juice. It's watermelon, banana, and menthol."

3 points
 
by platysoupover 10 years ago

I'd vape Jigaboo

2 points
 
by Xenocrystover 10 years ago

no grape?

1 points
 
by elbow_hamover 10 years ago

yeah, you wouldn't want to eliminate the under 18 market or anything...

smh

1 points
 
by polloluchaover 10 years ago

RJ Reynolds had a cartoon camel, Budweiser had singing frogs. Since then the laws have changed and you can't use cartoons or puppets to market products intended for adults. Like I said, if the kids want to vape sweaty ball cheese at 0nic then by all means go right ahead, just keep it on the down low. We are still waiting to see what vape regulation is going to look like and in my opinion we shouldn't throw any more fuel on the "vaping is killing our kids" fire.

smd

4 points
 
by SeanMooreover 10 years ago

You've never seen TruckNutz?

There are tasteless people all over the place. Vaping is pretty brotarded in general, so Fucktard seems pretty standard. I'd be surprised if that's the ONLY juice called Fucktard.

3 points
 
by xWeezover 10 years ago

I'm with you and I'm still a "young guy." I don't like nondescriptives either. If the name is nondescript I'm much less likely to check it out. Mother's Milk is pushing it, but I saw a picture of Dad's Milk and that's just too far for me.

3 points
 
by jeepsterjkover 10 years ago

I'm the same way. I'm pretty fond of the way TVC names his juice.

1 points
 
by sxeQover 10 years ago

My favorite juice lines (name wise) are the ones that all follow a pattern. One guy near me has his all named with alliteration - Luscious Lemonade, Copious Crunch, etc. I also like the Adirondack names, being lakes/mountains/whatever else.

1 points
 
by pseudoguruover 10 years ago

Dads milk is an amazing vape tho man. Seriously it is pretty danged tasty.

1 points
 
by Rollwithmykittiesover 10 years ago

I feel like dad's milk is the very limit for me, still edgy but not too far. I think my parents would still think it's funny and it might make my grandparents blush a little but they'd still get the joke over thinking it was downright offensive.

3 points
 
by xboomerover 10 years ago

A brand takes work to build. What does Big Mac mean? The Gap?

Verizon means absolutely nothing, and in fact, was a leftover from a failed health care industry merger. The well heeled business consultants just winked at each other and re-purposed it to mid atlantic region telephone company.

Fucktard? GTFOH :-)

3 points
 
by kingfridayaceover 10 years ago

Unfortunately , offensive is subjective. I was offended by a friends flavor name until I let it sink in, and honestly, I couldn't have named it better myself. He showed me a bottle labeled "white girl" with a picture of a girl from the waist down in yoga pants and ugg boots.

My first thought was that's pretty sexist and offensive. And what flavor could you possibly think that was a good idea for?

Chai tea...

I take it all back.

2 points
 
by prokreatover 10 years ago

I thought it was a pumpkin spice latte.

0 points
 
by sxeQover 10 years ago

That's not even offensive, that's just funny honestly. I don't think anyone, except maybe some crazy girl on tumblr, would be offended by that.

2 points
 
by smoakleyyyover 10 years agoMixologist

Damn and I thought my Nut Tapped name was clever. But Fucktard? Wow does he write scripts for TV shows because if not this man is a genius and should be hired right away!

Stay tuned for his next juice: Cuntface

3 points
 
by TheRonMexicoover 10 years ago

I actually kind of like Nut Tapped. Fucktard is too much though.

I must be getting old.

reaches for black socks and Velcro shoes

1 points
 
by Sandman0over 10 years ago

I've worn black socks since I was a teen, I always thought they looked better than white (easier to keep clean looking too).

Never with sandals though. Some lines shouldn't be crossed.

1 points
 
by TheRonMexicoover 10 years ago

I actually preferred black ones myself.

2 points
 
by rlaitinenover 10 years ago

Yeah, my rule of thumb is, if I can't suggest it to my mother in good taste, I'm not buying it.

2 points
 
by SeanMooreover 10 years ago

"Jim Beam, although it doesn't have the cache of Jack Daniels, is a solid whiskey mom."

OK, I'm on board.

2 points
 
by yul_brynnerover 10 years ago

People are entitled to name things as they see fit.

7 points
 
by SeanMooreover 10 years ago

I agree. People are also allowed to complain to strangers on the internet about inappropriate names.

1 points
 
by Sandman0over 10 years ago

Not so much a complaint as a I just don't get why you'd do that.

2 points
 
by mxjfover 10 years ago

While I'm not as offended as you are at the "fucktard" name in that it's profanity, I'm more upset at it and other juices have names like that that don't even give you a vague idea of the flavor profile. Things like "sweep the leg" and "beetle juice" and "voodoo" make absolutely no sense to someone who's haven't vaped the flavors.

1 points
 
by Sandman0over 10 years ago

I'm not offended by the name, but I know that some will be.

I could care less, but if you want people to buy it (or even try it), names like that are a nonstarter.

1 points
 
by Xenocrystover 10 years ago

I agree...its why i don't buy local and get weird boutique juices. I drive a bus and having sub teens walk up on my break and talk to me while i am vaping " hey man this falcon feather unicorn horn sasquatch is awesome.. what are you vapin" so i say "juice..peaches" my seduce juice snake venom is ok for me...and every other awesome vendor out there.. local shit has to up their game...give better descriptions. I found one here in Denver rebottling/relabeling Suicide Bunny and selling it at $40 per 30ml. so that happens

2 points
 
by avgjoegeekover 10 years ago

Well to his credit... He did name it correctly if he tossed random fruit flavors together without any real thought process involved?

1 points
 
by Sandman0over 10 years ago

I have no idea how he mixed it or what the thought process was, I'm just describing the flavor.

1 points
 
by avgjoegeekover 10 years ago

Lol I bet you pegged it though.

1 points
 
by Sandman0over 10 years ago

Possible, I've vaped a lot of DIY flavorings.

Also I've met more than a few DIYers who seem to think that it's just pour a few in and see what happens. They're usually the ones that are amazed that DIY juice can be as good if not better than "commercial" juice.

It's art, but it can be science too.

1 points
 
by campbellsouupover 10 years ago

It does give you a chance to use the rarely spoken "fucktard" more often

1 points
 
by shrine399over 10 years ago

At my store we carry juices called Alien Piss and Cream Pie Special. The risque names just come with the territory: a rather unregulated market, 18+ consumers where the average age is probably between 18-25. It's just the way it is. Shops will still pick it up, if it's good. Let the juice speak for itself. Slap a great label on it, package it nicely, call it poopjuice and if it knocks my socks off, I'll pick it up.

1 points
 
by zynthalayover 10 years ago

How is the Cream Pie Special?

2 points
 
by shrine399over 10 years ago

The best part of my day :)

1 points
 
by Emuffn3over 10 years agoPâtissier

Shock value? Idk...

1 points
 
by sevenfacedsinover 10 years ago

I don't vape shit with stupid names. I refuse.

1 points
 
by prokreatover 10 years ago

Hmmm. So Smegma might be an offensive juice name for my newest creation?

0 points
 
by CWinthropover 10 years ago

My juice names:

Practically Perfect (Amaretto Sour)

Honeypot (Honeydew/Peach/Strawberry)

Orange Juliette (Just like an Orange Julius)

Sweet Banana Lunacy (Banana Moon Pie)

Still working on the Bloody Perfect (Bloody Mary), too, but it's not quite there yet.

Edit: Formatting.

1 points
 
by Chrononaughtover 10 years agoOne of "The Damned"

Nice, so far I have:

  • Most Righteous (Strawberry, Apricot, tangerine)

  • Wodan's Pie (Apple Pie)

0 points
 
by DemureDuckover 10 years ago

I agree with you. I enjoy the fun names, but if it isn't something I could say or show to my 7-year-old niece I'm not buying it. It's ejuice. There is just no need for stuff like that. (I'm including bottles with labels that have nearly naked people on them. I love nearly naked people, but not on my ejuice bottles. I can't in good conscious carry that bottle around with me.)

2 points
 
by akaDRooPYover 10 years ago

you show your 7 year old niece your vape gear and liquids? just make sure she knows how to properly use batteries in a mechanical mod and of course the safe handling of nicotine concentrates

3 points
 
by DemureDuckover 10 years ago

Show her? No. But I do carry them around with me, and she does see them. As do my friends and family members I occasionally share juice with.

-1 points
 
by elbow_hamover 10 years ago

just stick to giving her camel cigarettes, wouldn't want to risk anything poisoning her mind and PV's can be awfully phallic

1 points
 
by DemureDuckover 10 years ago

I fail to see how not wanting her to read something like "fucktard" while she is with me is a bad thing. I'm sure that would go over well with her parents.

The not wanting to have bottles with scantily clad bodies on the label is more because I carry whatever juice I'm using around with me and do share them with other vapers. I don't feel comfortable pulling out a bottle with that on it when my grandma asks if she can try the ejuice I have that day, for example. I don't think that is unreasonable.

1 points
 
by espionage101over 10 years ago

You share your juice with your grandma, but you think she's too close minded that she couldn't handle a naked lady on the bottle?

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