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The day my wife sat me down for a talk
submitted about 10 years ago by SiON42X

This happened about a year ago. I came home from work one afternoon, and my wife asked me if I could sit for a minute and talk with her. I really didn't think anything was up; the kids weren't home, I had been busy lately, so I figured she just wanted to have some time to chat like married people. Cool.

Then she said: "I cleaned up your office today and found something that really worries me. Is there something you've been doing that I should know about?"

It was an alarming question, but as far as I knew I didn't have anything bad in there. Maybe some questionable porn history on the computer, but she had never had a problem with it before. So with as much inquisitive innocence as I could muster, I told her I wasn't sure what she was talking about.

She pulls out a small folding canvas case that I immediately recognized. It made me even more confused.

"What are you using these needles for, sion42x?" she demanded. I laughed. She scowled. "This isn't funny! What are the needles for?" I was still laughing and said, "You really think I have a drug problem?"

She got really upset at that point so I had to quickly explain to her that they were for mixing juices, that I needed them for precision amounts of different flavors. I showed her the flavorings and an e-juice calculator that showed measurements in the milliliter and microliter range. She sighed and mumbled "stupid vape shit" and stomped away.

tl;dr: wife thought all my mixing needles were evidence of a drug problem. Stupid vape shit ensued.

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37 points
 
by boogahwoogahabout 10 years ago

Not mentioned yet, but I admired how your wife handled a possible drug addiction, sounds like a ggg wife. :)

17 points
 
by SiON42Xabout 10 years ago

I'm with you, it was extremely sweet and thoughtful. She only got mad when she thought I was joking about it.

9 points
 
by returnityabout 10 years agoArmchair Flavorist

I concur. As someone with a lot of unwanted experience dealing with substance abuse issues, she handled things really well. Lucky husband.

23 points
 
by robpbbabout 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

Yup digital scale, needles, lots of time alone... all signs of a chronic mixer.

3 points
 
by bsmntdwlrabout 10 years ago

I had a friend over who doesn't know I vape. Try explaining a table full of scales, needles, glass bottles and lab glass in the meth capital of the country.

1 points
 
by juggernaut308about 10 years ago

Apparently Missouri is no longer the Meth capital of the US, but we're still #3 so I still have a good idea what that's like.

1 points
 
by whatsAsnookialmost 10 years ago

I didn't know we'd been surpassed

13 points
 
by The_Perrycoxabout 10 years agoPâtissier

When I first got all of my DIY stuff, I posted a picture of it all laid out all neat and organize. Guess I didn't think that twenty syringes all laid out nicely on a stainless steel tray with the caption "So the fun begins".

Lots of people were very confused/concerned and several people messaged me. I guess heroin comes in flavors like banana cream and blueberry now.

Just like many things I suppose, in the eyes of the uneducated or naive it looks like contraband.

Stupid vape shit

3 points
 
by EricIsACrackerabout 10 years ago

haha well i can see how one could mistake some flavor bottles for something like a morphine bottle

1 points
 
by kayakerjoshabout 10 years ago

Vape wild heroin; for when you want to vape a little less wild for about an hour.

2 points
 
by Nicobeakabout 10 years ago

Or 10

1 points
 
by starbuxedabout 10 years ago

/r/StupidVapeShit/

2 points
 
by k0ryl33about 10 years ago

I was hoping that was a thing.

1 points
 
by starbuxedabout 10 years ago

Time to make it a thing

0 points
 
by Flawdabout 10 years agoOne of "The Damned"

I know I'm late, but this is perfect. I just got my DIY kit and posted a picture with all the contents to Facebook, but my title was slightly different:

"No mom, I'm not into drugs. I'm just mixing e-juice!"

6 points
 
by dmdsinabout 10 years ago

Haha! Nice cover up.

4 points
 
by hammeatabout 10 years ago

I mean heroin is ok if you only do it once in a while, right??

7 points
 
by SiON42Xabout 10 years ago

Only if a prostitute shoots it for you.

2 points
 
by Jack41096about 10 years ago

in the butt

2 points
 
by Wingserabout 10 years ago

I guess you've never read the Swamps of Dagobah story. D:

3 points
 
by termoventiladorabout 10 years ago

Ahah I dodged the bullet by having a nurse girlfriend. She is the one that gets me syringes and needles from her work suplier :D

it really looks strange to someone outside of this vape world to see someone with this kind of material on a table.

3 points
 
by _Dotty_about 10 years ago

Another favorite "Stupid vape shit.." moment. "You bought another mod? Why do you need more than one?"

They don't understand...

4 points
 
by Jack41096about 10 years ago

"i thought you were doing this to SAVE money!!"

2 points
 
by _Dotty_about 10 years ago

"They look the same. How can they be different?"

2 points
 
by Jack41096about 10 years ago

"What do you mean you need a box and a mech mod?"

2 points
 
by gcrannellabout 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

Whether mixing by volume or weight, it always looks like you're making drugs. You've got syringes and needles; I have precision scales, beakers, pipettes. Not to mention the nicotine, which could easily kill someone.

5 points
 
by hotwingsandcoldbeerabout 10 years agoTobacconist

I just watched some documentary about designer drugs and they showed a guy that made them in his home. It looked pretty much spot on just like my mixing station, right down to the scale.

4 points
 
by moderateabout 10 years ago

Do you happen to recall the name of said documentary?

3 points
 
by ohmingthelawabout 10 years ago

How to DIY meth.

1 points
 
by Ludaconabout 10 years ago

unless your making 0nic, then you are are literally making drugs.

8 points
 
by ohmingthelawabout 10 years ago

Technically you aren't making drugs, you're diluting premade drugs.

Edit:drugs

5 points
 
by Ludaconabout 10 years ago

Instruction unclear,

Ive catalyzed the premade drugs into a new breed of sharks.

2 points
 
by Jack41096about 10 years ago

i just made my first bottle last week and it was 0nic. believe me ive got a long way to go but my setup is already looking very questionable.

i cant have anything shipped to my house due to nosy people so i had to get some syringes from the first place i could think of, the local big box farm supply store.

$3 for 6 3cc syringes isnt too bad a deal in my opinion.

0 points
 
by techninjoeabout 10 years ago

Walter White, Bitch!

2 points
 
by FL-Orangeabout 10 years ago

My friends give me the look the first time they see me break out my vape box (portable HD case). Usually has at least one blunt tip needle, along with juice and stuff.

2 points
 
by CaptainBludclotabout 10 years ago

This is totally funny because I had a similar experience today!

I brought most of my diy kit and liquids somewhere else for experiments and Science! today and I keep a few good quality 1ml pumps without needles (can only get the sharp ones locally and i'm too lazy to de-weaponize them.) It honestly took me months of using them to not cringe every time I held one.. Got some looks when I brought them out today with the gang! You really need those? They hadn't figured out the part of some reagents needing only minute amounts yet.

I'm glad I'm not you dude, because I would never have managed to resist pulling her leg about it.

-No darling it's for keeping it up at night It's your fault! It is the only way I can keep up with you! And for my rhoids so I can look ripped for you! etc.

I don't think it is ever possible to hide and injection habit for someone you are intimate with in the long run though..

Since it quickly gives you sores and scars anywhere a vein is close to the skin surface as the holes never get time to fully heal up. Guy I know hid his injection problem from the mother of his child by shooting it up near his balls. For a while. He was off the shit last time I saw him.(if anybody cares)

I've been watching local heroin junkies though they seem to be using completely different and larger volume pumps than the ones I have though which are all 1ml metric.

I get enough stigma from my constant dripping of cloud goo from glass bottles all day can't start worrying about syringes.... I some times need to fight the urge to say what the fuck are you looking at? It's just a scifi drug dispensing device from the future! I'm injecting lsd and super heroin straight into my eyeball right now.

It keeps me sane thinking them all as just jealous smokers. Nobody in my town ever saw a mech with a dripper before. Kind of sick of having to explain all these things to people every day by now and honestly it is when I tell them I mostly make my own juice it gets their attention for real....

TL:DR: Drugs and stuff are like bad.. or whatnot.

1 points
 
by Jack41096about 10 years ago

I've seen people shoot up between their toes to avoid getting caught. crafty bunch they are.

3 points
 
by CaptainBludclotabout 10 years ago

nasty passtime...

2 points
 
by returnityabout 10 years agoArmchair Flavorist

I always have this anxiety about my apartment -- I do most of my mixing in the lab but I keep all my gear on a dedicated table in my apartment, and it looks like a goddamn meth lab. They do inspections and I have so much paranoia about this, it's unhealthy.

1 points
 
by Jack41096about 10 years ago

dude just buy a small safe and keep it all in there. i really doubt they would have permission to look inside nor the desire to. just say its legal paperwork.

if youre really concerned about them looking inside, then buy a bunch of manilla envelopes and fill them with boiler plates and miscellaneous legal looking documents and put everything under/behind the stacks.

2 points
 
by returnityabout 10 years agoArmchair Flavorist

Hahaha man, we're talking a 6x3 table covered in mixing gear (plus several drawer organizers full of bottles of flavorings. I've got ~250 flavors and I mix a LOT of juice. If I could efficiently put it all away somewhere in my tiny apartment, I'd do it.

2 points
 
by Jack41096about 10 years ago

jesus christ.... and you still consider yourself armchair? haha. i haven't even crawled across the floor to get to the chair then. you sir, have the setup im dreaming of.

i just bought my first bottle of humco vg and some loranne flavorings so i could do some pure vg 0nic stuff for clouds and getting into mixing.

2 points
 
by colby2992about 10 years ago

Dat stupid vape shit.

2 points
 
by JoeyFromTheRoc2about 10 years ago

The exact same thing happened with my fiancé and her dad. She's in nursing school and her mom (a nurse) gave her some syringes to practice with on a orange. She ended up leaving them in her closet and one day her dad set her down and asked if there was anything she wanted to say, she says "no" and he pulled out a Baggie of syringes. He asked again if she had anything she wanted to say and then she bursted out laughing. This girl doesn't even smoke cigarettes.

2 points
 
by Thumper_357about 10 years ago

When i first got my mixing supplies the first thing i did was tell my folks exactly what I'm doing and what the syringes are for because i knew damn well that I would've been confronted with the same exact question

2 points
 
by itchyearabout 10 years ago

I'm late to this, but when I first started DIY the place I ordered from forgot to include syringes and needles in the starter pack, so I contacted them and arranged to have them sent. To work.

They didn't put my name on the parcel, only the address. When the parcel got to reception they opened it, not knowing who it was for, to find a load of really suspicious looking syringes and needles.

That was a challenge to explain, and to this day that receptionist looks at me funny.

2 points
 
by mayor-of-whoreislandabout 10 years ago

I have been caught in the kitchen breaking down bottles of 100mg nic while wearing a nato NBC gas mask with a 20G bag of Ethyl Vanillin powder of the counter. I don't have a respirator but have plenty of NBC filter canisters, so safety first. GF gave me a strange look, paused and said "if you are breaking bad, I want a swimming pool" then walked away. I found out it is hard to laugh with a gas mask on.

1 points
 
by DarthRTFMabout 10 years ago

Best story I've heard in a while! You sir have earned this upvote!

1 points
 
by DrMclovensabout 10 years ago

this was a fantastic read LMAO thank you xD

1 points
 
by DrMclovensabout 10 years ago

wait /u/sion42x

suspicious face ....league?

1 points
 
by mr_punchyabout 10 years ago

What a ray of sunshine.

1 points
 
by SeanMooreabout 10 years ago

/r/thathappened

1 points
 
by greysky7about 10 years ago

I once had a needle syringe to transfer juice from a glass bottle into my tanks, and my gf found it in my bathroom.

"GREYSKY7, WTF?!"

I just started laughing and explained. Jesus. Good story OP.

1 points
 
by stevedave2020about 10 years ago

you should buy a nice scale and put little baggies of citric acid around it

1 points
 
by drefish99about 10 years ago

I had a similar incident. I mix closely by a computer up in our loft/ office area. Needless to say, the entrance to the room faces the back of the computer. I was shaking my newly made juice as she passed by. I swear! I was just shaking juice!!!!

1 points
 
by endeliktabout 10 years ago

Plot twist: OP actually vapes heroin

1 points
 
by Tim7423about 10 years ago

You'd think your wife would know if you were the druggie type.

-9 points
 
by 7x5x3x2x2about 10 years ago

Your wife sounds like an idiot. How does one deal with such an ignorant person like that?

I sense a divorce in the future.

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