Due to recent problems and seeming inability to use the sidebar and search function, mods have decided that /r/DIY_eJuice will be private (by invite only) beginning Sunday April 5th.

submitted about 10 years ago by kirktBring on the Diacetyl, baby

Invitations will be sold starting at $50 (we take paypal, DogeCoin, and DinersClub).

...

Yeah, check your calendar and put the pitchforks away. Don't believe anything you read online for the next 24+. It's coming in a few hours early but not for our Aussie friends.

We love all our users and appreciate all of you who actively participate in the Cult of Juicemixing.

And I'll post the April recipe thread sometime soon.

Also, please welcome our newest moderator, /u/returnity. Any of you who have spent significant time here will recognize that he has been a real help around here and a source of positive guidance for this sub. But since he's the newest mod, please feel free to use him as a punching bag. Without some severe hazing, he might not fit in.

Your beloved mod,

-kirkt

Comments

15 points

by Subspace13about 10 years agoMixologist

Congrats to /u/returnity on his mod status in this once wonderful subreddit.

Unfortunately, I don't like the direction this subreddit is going. Recent drama and now invitations being sold? wtf? i'll be heading over to the new subreddit /r/DIY_eliquids if anyone wants to join me.

12 points

by kirktabout 10 years agoBring on the Diacetyl, baby

Did you read the whole post? It's an April Fool's joke, we would never make this a private sub. calm down, bro.

*Edit: you got me. Fockin' eh. Well deserved FWIW.

7 points

by Subspace13about 10 years agoMixologist

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

6 points

by kirktabout 10 years agoBring on the Diacetyl, baby

OK, you get a discounted rate to the private sub. $49.95.

3 points

by NotCharlesMansonabout 10 years ago

Too advanced for me. I'm giving up.

2 points

by returnityabout 10 years agoArmchair Flavorist

pwned!

4 points

by Subspace13about 10 years agoMixologist

☐ Not REKT

☑ REKT

1 points

by SDVAPEabout 10 years ago

Ok...Should I? Ok I will, I actually watched the whole video

1 points

by TomHanksDiedabout 10 years ago

Fuck, i right-clicked that to open in another tab just to see if there was another sub and it scared the piss out of me. lol thanks

12 points

by globalvarsonlyabout 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

I'm not sure if I'm posting this in the right place, but can someone find me a dank recipe using only the three TFA flavors I don't specify? My screen is a little broken, but I think I'm following all the rules here.

7 points

by returnityabout 10 years agoArmchair Flavorist

READ THE-- well, fuck me...

11 points

by DownwardSpiralsabout 10 years agoOne of "The Damned"

/u/returnity is now a mod, huh? Congrats!

Uh, do you guys take UM Clone recipes as payment?

2 points

by kirktabout 10 years agoBring on the Diacetyl, baby

Fucking LOLed at that. Holy shit.

*edit, Still laughing 2 minutes later. Should we shitcan him?

3 points

by DownwardSpiralsabout 10 years agoOne of "The Damned"

Nah, don't shitcan him... Make him answer every "what can I make with Capella Golden Shower and TFA Fartblast" question with 3 awesome recipes...

7 points

by captaincannibalabout 10 years ago

>Also, please welcome our newest moderator, /u/returnity

Wait, serious question - is /u/returnity not et3rn1ty? If not I'm going to feel really dumb.

4 points

by NotCharlesMansonabout 10 years ago

Whoa. If it is.....how have I not realized that?

I don't think he is. But. Man.......what?

2 points

by returnityabout 10 years agoArmchair Flavorist

I'm not. Breathe easier. I wish I could take credit for some of his recipes, but nope.

1 points

by returnityabout 10 years agoArmchair Flavorist

Negative, ghostrider.

1 points

by captaincannibalabout 10 years ago

Wow thats hilarious. I just assumed since your name is "RETURNity" that this was another account of eternity's. I do indeed feel dumb. But hey, welcome new mod!

3 points

by davidk48about 10 years ago

Don't feel too bad. I thought the same thing but I've been waiting on someone else to bring it up. So, thanks for that lol

6 points

by NotCharlesMansonabout 10 years ago

Is it sad that I read the $50 buy-in and thought "worth it"? Also, congrats /u/returnity! Always love picking your brain.

2 points

by kirktabout 10 years agoBring on the Diacetyl, baby

$50 is only for the first 20 subscribers. $100 for the next 80, then $200 for all the rest. Get on board now! Max 500 subs total. We meet at the pub each Friday afternoon.

3 points

by NotCharlesMansonabout 10 years ago

Do you take horribly failed recipes as partial payment? If so, I could probably cover a few hundred users.

2 points

by kirktabout 10 years agoBring on the Diacetyl, baby

Sorry, only clones that outperform the original.

2 points

by ArttuH5N1about 10 years ago

I will vape in your honor.

6 points

by apoloniousabout 10 years ago

> DinersClub

and I still hadn't snapped.
smh.

4 points

by NudeNicotineabout 10 years ago

Super stocked to have you in the group /u/returnity <3 Your posts have been invaluable and love hearing your sparks of interest in areas of chemistry I should be really focusing on :)

2 points

by returnityabout 10 years agoArmchair Flavorist

I just remembered you asked me to call you in my Textbooks thread! I totally forgot. PM me the number for you in the lab, I promise I'll ring you up this week!

1 points

by NudeNicotineabout 10 years ago

everyone can jot it down to blow us up :P (858) 216-2044

3 points

by clist440about 10 years ago

In all honesty how to get an invite? I keep finding good research here?

6 points

by kirktabout 10 years agoBring on the Diacetyl, baby

You need to pass a quiz which will be posted on Friday. Then I'll PM you my PayPal number.

I do hope you realize this is an April Fool's post, right?

3 points

by drpeppertastegoodabout 10 years ago

I was about to really, really regret my decision to lurk.

1 points

by sincerelyryanabout 10 years ago

You should post a dr pepper recipe. I'd vape the shit outta that!

2 points

by drpeppertastegoodabout 10 years ago

I'm working on it. I'm experimenting with root beer flavor base right now. It's given me the most promise. If I get anything close I'll definitely post it

2 points

by returnityabout 10 years agoArmchair Flavorist

I've got one in the works. It's about 90% of the way there.

1 points

by sincerelyryanabout 10 years ago

Both of you get on it. I need a good excuse to pick up some new flavors. Vaping patchouli vanilla apricots over here.

0 points

by InertiaCreepingabout 10 years agoJust another Moderator

No april fools, but I legitimately have a great Dr Pepper Recipe (Well, more root beer)

1 points

by returnityabout 10 years agoArmchair Flavorist

I see a Dr. Pepper megathread looming.

3 points

by kkeeiiggaannabout 10 years ago

My Diner's Club card gets so much use that I really can't see the printing on it anymore. Can I just mail it to you and assume that you'll safely return it in a timely fashion? I mean, I do use it everywhere.

Good choice in selecting /u/returnity, dude's a pro. If I find that this detracts from his ability to provide guidance in a timely fashion over at /r/SmogGB, however, you best believe you're gonna hear about it.

Now let me drill some air holes in my paddle to decrease drag, and I'll need a couple of you to pin him down while I "haze" him up real good...

2 points

by returnityabout 10 years agoArmchair Flavorist

You can send your Diner's Club card directly to SmogDistro HQ. I'll just add your /r/DIY_ejuice membership to your ever-growing tab.

And don't worry, I'll still be there for all you guys (and your wallets) at /r/SmogGB. Never forget your roots! Plus, UD sent me a gift Zephyrus WAY ahead of release day, due to my fanatical love of the Goblin and excitement (read: repeated inquiries) about the Zephyrus. Expect a full review this weekend when I get it!

2 points

by kkeeiiggaannabout 10 years ago

Motherf...no, you're right. You're right. I have a problem. Ever since Smog started taking Diner's Club, shit has really spun outta control. I really shouldn't have punched my therapist, I see that now. I should probably grab him a Derringer as a peace offering...was pretty cool of him not to press charges...

Brother, you better take some decent shots of your Zephynchter builds, cuz that bloody deck has me entirely baffled! Could Youde ease the hell up already with the awesomeness? Every time I order something from them, they've got three more wantbads out by the time I get my sticky, juice-covered hands on the thing.

PS - Love you!

3 points

by dehydratedchickenabout 10 years ago

Anyone tell me where I might find some TFA recipes?

3 points

by ChaseAlmightyabout 10 years ago

I have Discover card. Also, is bartering allowed? I have a jellyfish in formaldehyde, two used (but still functioning) toothbrushes, a large avocado pit, a dead cypress tree (you'd have to remove it yourself), and a huge collection of pocket link collected from celebrities (don't ask me how).

3 points

by AnarchoElkabout 10 years ago

WHERE DO I SEND MY 50 DOLLARS? CAN I SEND 100 IN CASE MY FIRST ACCOUNT GETS BANNED FOR SPAMMING STUPID QUESTIONS IMMEDIATELY ANSWERED ON THE SIDEBAR? WHAT ARE THE MAX LIMITS OF INVITES I CAN BUY?

OHGODOHGODOHGOD!!!

2 points

by ripsonofficialabout 10 years ago

I started reading this and almost flipped my mixing table...

2 points

by clinodevabout 10 years agoVanillinist

So, don't hit send on PayPal?

3 points

by returnityabout 10 years agoArmchair Flavorist

You'll need to use the special PayPal address or your payments will not be processed. I'll PM you ~~my~~ the sub's PayPal address. As your newest mod, I'm naturally in charge of payment processing and membership issuance. Friends & Family payments only please!

1 points

by clinodevabout 10 years agoVanillinist

Awesome! Can I just send it to your private email, and let you take care of it for me? Congratulations, by the way, yer Modship!

(You might want to get one of these.)

2 points

by clancy6969about 10 years ago

Good choice for mod, and nice work, you had me fooled. :D

2 points

by redruffensoreabout 10 years ago

All I have is Carte Blanche and Discover...damn.

2 points

by returnityabout 10 years agoArmchair Flavorist

We also accept first born children, but only if they're only enough to work as slave labor and young enough to not know any better.

2 points

by nhall6about 10 years ago

Man, I believed this. Well done.

2 points

by Mrwatsabout 10 years ago

My stomach literally sank for a moment reading that lol. Then I realized. Laughs were had <3

2 points

by Secretcdsarahabout 10 years ago

Thanks for giving me a heart attack that lasted like 5 minutes! Geesh, I'm slow..

2 points

by shrine399about 10 years ago

Cheers.

2 points

by MediumReginaldabout 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

My browser crashed right when I clicked this thread. Gave me time to throw Claptons on the pitchfork. Reloaded and saw DinersClub and laughed super hard!

2 points

by aikanaeabout 10 years ago

¡ʎɐp s,looℲ lᴉɹd∀ ʎddɐH

2 points

by bigted209about 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

This made me rather sad...but who uses Diner's Club these days? That's akin to saying you will only accept a Sears & Roebucks store card. This cruel joke made me soil my trousers :(

2 points

by BillHorrorabout 10 years ago

I can't believe I actually started to check my paypal account balance... fml

1 points

by captain_sasquatchabout 10 years ago

Well this seems a little harsh....

Then I checked the date

Also, congrats to /u/returnity!

1 points

by robpbbabout 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

Congrats to /u/returnity! So serious question, is "PG" OK for a 5 year old to vape? My mother says I can only vape "G" rated juice.

2 points

by kirktabout 10 years agoBring on the Diacetyl, baby

No, completely different rating system for vaping. "PG" is "pretty good", "VG" is "very good".

2 points

by robpbbabout 10 years agoProud Sidebar Reader!

That response was "VC" very clever :-)

1 points

by chinolofusabout 10 years ago

whew i fell for it until i read $50 and remember its april fools.

2 points

by kirktabout 10 years agoBring on the Diacetyl, baby

Bust out that DinersClub card.You have 3 days to harvest recipes otherwise.

1 points

by sickhippieabout 10 years ago

Shut up and take my dogecoins!

1 points

by kirktabout 10 years agoBring on the Diacetyl, baby

Sorry; we have reached our funding goal and will no longer be accepting applications.

1 points

by sickhippieabout 10 years ago

What about.... tips?

...does /u/dogetipbot work on this sub?

-1 points

by rokinlobsterabout 10 years agoMentholatier

Remember, being smart and willing to write a lot shows nothing about some ones moderation abilities.