Drunken Recipes I probably shouldn't release

submitted over 10 years ago by The_PerrycoxPâtissier

So, yeah. It's Tuesday maintenance day and I am bored as fook. I've spent way too much money setting up my new aquarium, and It requires one eye to post this. Alas, enjoy! Bull City Vapor got some new FW flavors and they are FUCKING AWESOME. Bear with me, I'm fucking blasted and can't really read but here you go

Not gonna lie, this tastes like absolute shit after you mix it. Wait 2-4 weeks and you're in Lenolah Cream territory. No joke. Throw some LA Banana Cream in here and you're in the ballpark

7% CAP Sweet Strawberry
.60% TFA Sweet Cream
1.50% TFA Cheesecake Graham Crust
.80% TFA Marshmallow
.50% FW Yellow Cake
.40% TFA Acetyl Pyrazine
2% FA Creme Fraiche

ENJOY

**see people, write ur recipes down when you are fucked up. I did this. Yes. Proper percentages will be posted sans errors in a bit! Never ever ever mix and don't write your stuff down! (done @ 12:13 AM PST double verified )

Comments

2 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

Here's another one.....this absolutely blows any cinnamon roll out of the water. It's delicious. Omit the 2% sweetener for one of your choice....FW cinnamon goods need a sweetener.

Moose in Madrid

5% FW Moose Milk
2% CAP Vanilla Custard
1% FW Yellow Cake
.50% TFA Dairy
.75% FA Apple Pie
1.50% FA Meringue
1.00% FW Bavarian Cream
2% TFA Sweetener(sucralose)

These are probably some of my best mixes. Please leave a little feedback!

1 points

by DownwardSpiralsover 10 years agoOne of "The Damned"

I can't seem to find TFA dairy. Am I missing something? Does Sweet Cream work?

1 points

by ThirdWorldOrderover 10 years ago

Sweet Cream wouldn't be the same. Closest would probably be whipped cream. If you're still having trouble finding dairy, here you go (you won't need bulk @ tfa with this stuff)

1 points

by Krigaover 10 years ago

I stared at that Moose Milk for damn near 10 minutes before deciding against it. FW always seems to let me down when I take a flier on one of their more unique flavors.

Have you tried it solo? Does it murder coils?

1 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

Just order it. Smell it. It's So fuckin good! It's a mix of FW Cinnamon Roll and CAP cinnamon danish swirl. Probably one of my favorite "blended" flavors.Arguably one of my favorite flavors. It's genuinely awesome.

1 points

by Krigaover 10 years ago

Cool, I'll get some next order. Was also looking at that Toffee Dream Cream, heard a couple positive things about that one.

Their Cookie Butter is good, but will coat your coils in straight asphalt after only 1-2 ml, making it unusable to me. Now I worry about that when considering any of their stuff.

1 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

Man, just order them all. I'm truly impressed with the latest batch of FW flavors. Scooby Drink is my next project!

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

To answer your other question, yes I tried each one solo at 8% they are.... Not so great. Most of them are better when blended with other flavors. Then again, I don't have too much that I enjoy as a single flavor mix, regardless of brand.

(Edited)

1 points

by xythinover 10 years agoPâtissier

So I ordered what stuff I was missing to make this recipe (everyting FW) and ordered from BullCity. Looks like your post about killed their supply of moose milk/yellow cake :P

1 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

I hope I don't disappoint some people! I love BCV, they are my go to site for trying new flavors. It's definitely a recipe or three worth mixing!

1 points

by xythinover 10 years agoPâtissier

Got my things to make this monday and mixed up a batch, I've been vaping on it pretty non stop since then, and have a couple more sitting in nice dark place. Fine job sir, Fine job.

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

I don't know what the fuck is up with my dairy, but it's .50%. HALF a percent.

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

God damnit. I can't figure out why the dairy is so wonky. It is HALF a percent. Point five zero. Point New Amsterdam.

2 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

Fuck it. Here y'all go!

6.5% FW Reindeer Poop
.50% FA Anise
2.25 INW Bizkit
1.3% CAP Vanilla custard
.25% FA Almond
1.00% TFA Caramel Original
.40% FA Catalan Cream

Add either TFA Vanilla Bean Ice Cream or FA Vanilla Classic at 1-3% per taste

Alternatively, if you like dat pie, include 1% TFA pie crust or 1% FA Apple Pie.

1 points

by apoloniousover 10 years ago

what's the other FA almond?
 

Also, btw, thanks for these :)

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

Mixing when inebriated is a sometimes.....OK....all the time confusing. I somehow managed to write down what I was doing though! Only one almond, lol =)

1 points

by cjinctover 10 years ago

LOL, love the name reindeer poop :) Sounds delicious but the FA Almond - is that supposed to be there twice?

1 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

On the other side of the coin, I had a really awesome night. I don't remember a goddamn thing!

1 points

by omgitsvenomover 10 years ago

I wouldn't expect a drunken recipe to NOT have the same flavor listed twice.

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

It is really hard to squint your eyes and post. I shall turn my computer on and give u the proper percentage. Again. Hammered. Shared. Yes. Mmmmmmmmmm

2 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

HASHTAG YOLO

(this is what I vape during challenge modes. Nice throat hit, tastes like candy. Perfect for grinding 90-100)

8% CAP sweet Guava
2% CAP Sweet Strawberry
.25% CAP Banana
.25% TFA Banana Ripe
1% CAP Sweet Mango

1 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

Apparently this is what I vape when drunk too. 22ml somehow disappeared last night,

2 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

Here's my 'nana pudding. I've posted it before,

6.25% TFA Banana Cream
4% CAP Vanilla Custard
2% INW Biscuit
.75% FA banana
1.25% CAP Banana

2 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

If you've never vaped "Djinn's Nectar" you're missing out. Axiom has a blend of this they sell, and it is awesome. Here is my blend, courtesy of Axiom and Fizzmustard.

4.50% TFA Pear
5.0% CAP Sweet Strawberry
4% TFA Nectarine
1% FA Lime Cold Pressed

1 points

by captaincannibalover 10 years ago

Oh now that is interesting! Djinn's Nectar is awesome, I'll check this one out as soon as I can.

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

I don't think you will be disappointed! Throw some TFA Juicy peach in there if you're feeling Randy!

2 points

by returnityover 10 years agoArmchair Flavorist

This post was heroic.

1 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

I sure don't -feel- heroic today, lol!

2 points

by Davesnothearover 10 years agoMixologist

If you get a chance post all of your creations over in the March Recipe Thread. Epicness should be easily archived.

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

Thanks dude! I will put these in there within the next few days.

1 points

by ThirdWorldOrderover 10 years ago

80% marshmallow seems to be at least 13-15% higher than I'm used to using in recipes

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

LOL, did I mention I was drunk? hahahaha. Will edit~

1 points

by js9980over 10 years ago

And 50% TFA Dairy haha

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

Man, this asterix is difficult.

1 points

by vabch22over 10 years ago

alright, ordered some new FW flavors. damn you! haha thanks for the mixes.

1 points

by shrine399over 10 years ago

But which ones are new and which ones are old :OO

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

I'm really sorry for being so vague, I was pretty blasted last night and excited to share. The proper recipe is in the OP =)

1 points

by christophersonover 10 years ago

Thank you so much can't wait to.give them a try!

1 points

by Davesnothearover 10 years agoMixologist

I so want to believe and order some of the new flavor west flavors. Unfortunately I am sitting on 10+ flavor west flavors now that I just cant use because they require so much percentage wise to taste. Only a handful I have found useful for a few things. I have to admit I almost jumped over to BCV and ordered them, but I had to restrain myself since I have been let down by them so far. Maybe if more reviews on their flavors come in I will think about it.

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

I figured,it's about a fifteen dollar investment each time. This time. Was worth it!

2 points

by Davesnothearover 10 years agoMixologist

Ok so this afternoon when I came home I decided (against my better judgement) I was going to give this a try and ordered a few of the newer ones. I fully blame you if they turn out horrid ;) lol

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

Fingers are crossed!

1 points

by SwarlezBarkleyover 10 years ago

What kind of set up did you go with for your aquarium? I just set up a 30g freshwater. It's cycling right now, and I'll be getting livestock this weekend, just haven't decided on what I want yet. I realllly want a reef set up tho, but holy shitballs thay gets pricey real quick.

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

40 breeder, fully planted! Eheim 2217, Co2, satellite plus pro, etc. I wil be doing a journal once everything is up and running!

2 points

by SwarlezBarkleyover 10 years ago

Sounds awesome! Yeah. Damn saltwater costs a fortune. The lights alone would be like 300 for a 36". Plus coral is $$$! Are you on the /aquariums sub?

1 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

Old reply is old, but I finally put some pics of my tank up!

http://imgur.com/a/NqhJF

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

I am now!

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by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

And yeah, saltwater is amazing, when I was a youngster, my father kept a 55 gallon reef. It is just too expensive for me atm* though. Perhaps a nano reef next year. I grow plants well for work, so I figure I shall try my hand at aquatic gardening :)

1 points

by acidlife_1999over 10 years ago

Thanks for the recipes man, so from your post i gather moose milk, reindeer poom, yummberry, fruit rings are good........i am in the process of a large order at fw and am definitely adding these...any more you;d care to recommend..much appreciated

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

Definitely get Scooby drink and Shirley temple. BOOM! Is really good, heavy on the raspberry and lemon lime. Tiki Roar tastes like shit, avoid it like the plague unless u like TFA Hawaiian Drink.

1 points

by acidlife_1999over 10 years ago

Thanks man , added....you must still be hungover :P so if more comes to mind do post :)

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

Feel like shit! Gettin too damn old lol

1 points

by project_twenty5oh1over 10 years agoMixologist

Oh Perrycox you so crazy

1 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

You make me swoon

1 points

by project_twenty5oh1over 10 years agoMixologist

http://i.imgur.com/i3B3HIa.gif

1 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

Thanks for the genuine laugh

1 points

by omgitsvenomover 10 years ago

A Menthol Dill pickle custard. Max VG ofc.

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

For those wondering.....I ordered ALL of the new FW flavors from Bull City Vapor. If you do anything, order yourself some Moose Milk and Reindeer Poop. They are truly awesome flavors to blend with. I'd be inclined to say I truly love Moose Milk more than CAP cinnamon danish swirl.

2 points

by akaDRooPYover 10 years ago

FW cookie butter gives coils instant black goopy tar death.... incapable of cleaning

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

It's purpose is to provide a bready cookie background. It does that exceptionally well! I agree......too many cookies = a dirty pan!

1 points

by akaDRooPYover 10 years ago

What percentage do you find FW cookie butter useful?

I made a few standalone testers ranging from 5% to 10% to get an idea of the flavor. The taste for me was a cookie doughish butter type flavor. I didn't really get the 'bready' flavor like AP would provide. It sure did turn my coil into a tar which then gave off a sooty ash taste after a few vapes.

I'm curious how you would apply this flavor to recipes

1 points

by captaincannibalover 10 years ago

Did you get to give their new Cake Batter Dip a try?

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

I did, and it tastes like tanning oil. =(

I am going to work with it a bit, but my hopes are not high. I prefer to work with blends that are badass from the start. This one, just makes me want to go to the pool.

1 points

by vabch22over 10 years ago

Tanning oil? More so than TFA coconut extra?

1 points

by captaincannibalover 10 years ago

Damn, shame. The only other thing I've heard about it was that it "tasted more like animal crackers than cake batter". I have some on the way so I guess we'll see.

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

OK! I woke up, verified the percentages and this is official! Mix dat shit up. Sorry for the obscurity. Vodka makes things interesting always!

0 points

by The_Perrycoxover 10 years agoPâtissier

Sleep is imminent. Goodnight!