So ... after lurking here for a whole five minutes, I've decided to start a new juice company. Could someone send me some recipes that I can mix up and sell? Clones would be great but anything tasty and simple would be cool. Also, if you could build a shopping list for me, that would be super helpful. Also, I need some labels so anyone that knows how can make me something super kewl and awezome please do because I don't photoshop. I'm going to need some bottles too so someone send me links for that. And I'm going to need a website too so anyone that can build that for me that would be great. Any BM owners out there that want to carry my juice line just let me know and we can talk money. Oh and who has the best nicotine? Thanks everyone for your help. I'll be sure to spam this sub with my shopping list before I spend a dime as a big thank you to everyone !!
Oh then let me share some sage advice I've learned from this sub:
- You don't use a scale to mix? Nobody uses syringes, that 5ml mark on yours is actually 2 liters and you'll be washing things for hours, you pathetic loser.
- Anything with more than 10% flavoring is ridiculous and you haven't a clue what you're doing.
- When asked for a recipe for something simple like Apple Pie. provide a recipe with more than 12 ingredients from 4 different flavor manufacturers. Don't use Apple Pie flavor, only losers do that.
- Taste is not subjective. All juice tastes the same regardless of if your using a tank or dripper or regardless of ratio.
- You do single flavors? Your juice is shit unless it has a minimum of 16 flavors, most at <1%. But that can break the 10% rule so you're basically a loser to begin with.
I literally died reading this
This sub is becoming way too pretentious. Can't we just talk about DIY?
I used to DIY and then I found online dating.
10/10 well done would read again!
Edit: Everyone should start a juice company! My favorite parts of running a juice company is when someone takes a /r/DIY_eJuice recipe and passes it off as their own, the self-proclaimed reviewers who demand free juice, and the fake B&Ms who want free samples.
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...god DAMN IT. I made an edit. ;]
> Commercial posts are discouraged- Vendors please post to /r/ecig_vendors
Uh, sorry mate, I know you are a big shot ejuice vendor, but you can't just come in here with your Level 1 (Commercial Concentrates) mixing, no-one is going to take you seriously until you reach the Level 5 (Only aroma molecules) Deeper DIY master-race.
I'm very triggered right now.
You forgot one.
The people that throw it in a bottle and put someone else's name on it.
But yea, the fake B&Ms. My favorite was that I got an email from a "store" who didn't realize that if you use gmail (which we do on the backend for our corporate email), it will link your G+ profile. I took a look and it was filled with posts from the guy talking about scamming manufacturers out of free juice by pretending to be a B&M. I didn't know if I should laugh at him, or the people that sent him product without checking.
I love it when they include "LLC" at the end of their name. So easy to verify.
Hey, I totally took a BM just now, can I have free samples?
I've got this great recipe you should try, I call it Bacon Butthole:
100mg nic
10% TFA Bacon
3.14% Actual bacon grease
2.2975% (Has to be exact) Tears from a mexican midget, preferably named Alberto
3 pubic hairs ( you don't vape these just let them rest in the bottle for some extra flavor a la the worm in a tequila bottle)
Well you did forget the butt juice. I mean it is named Bacon Butthole right? People need to know the secret to this juice is jamming a baster so far up your ass you feel it just below your throat, squeeze the bubble thingy and let go so you can draw in all that ass juice, remove baster and deposit contents into the juice.
You are all idiots. Whom I love
We love you too! Now tell me how2clone some BAHMBIEZ pls? kthxbai
Equal parts Dragon Fruit, Banana Cream, and TFA Caramel Cappuccino
How I read this. "Hey so I want to start a business and I not really keen on doing my own research and not digging the idea of actual work. So if you all could do all of the leg work for me thad be great."
This is a joke right? If it is I had a good laugh.
Yes ... it's a joke. I created the FookinSarcasm account just to post this thread.
SRS discussion and nobody's been called a shitlord yet? The mods are slipping again.
One thing you will want to do is put "PREMIUM" on your labels...Adds 25 to 45% to the retail price.
Oh, thank you Canukanuk. This is fantastic advice. Here's my revised label. Please let me know what you think.
I ask one damn question on here and this is how y'all treat me! Fine. Wait before I go how much raisin flavor should I put in nana cream clone?
it isn't raisin flavor, he puts real raisins in there to steep.
Careful now, some idiot is going to put their batch in a mason jar full of raisins to steep. And then he's going to vape it, or worse... Sell it to someone to vape.
But my friend said I have to use vegetable oil in my juices....he swears by it... gives it that Crisco taste
Lol you want us to do all the work for you?
I charge $1500 just to discuss these points. That doesn't include doing these points, just a nice 4 hour sit down chat. I accept credit card, bitcoin, cash, and Chase QuickPay.
(I did note your username, and I lolled)
Heh - Good you saw the user name - I created it just for this post.... thanks for your contributions here. I appreciate all of your posts.
I always read the username first, and then when I read the post I started laughing my ass off.
You did forget to mention that you needed an NDA signed for all this stuff -- I've had dudes PM me exactly what you said here, but then also said "oh and I need you to sign an NDA"
Same boat here. Can somebody help me come up with a name for my juice line? I'll send a free 10 ml for the best suggestion.
Golden Oak Aged Tiger Striped Elixir ..... Bonus Label !!
Just getting ready to go meet some of my employees for dinner and I made the mistake of clicking that link....while funny as hell, I think I'm going to pass on dinner... was thinking about a nice rare piece of prime rib for dinner....yeah...that's not going to happen anytime in the next year.
In my best Eric Cartman voice.... "I hate you guys....I hate you so much..."...lol
Liquid AIDS. Solved.
I'll be starting on your label design immediately. I'll be sure to submit it to you so you can demand a compete redesign with your horrible ideas after I've spent untold hours slaving on it for free.
Free? You're a cheapskate. I'm offering to pay him $50 to let me work on his fantastic idea.
You will never believe the flavor idea he invented: STRAWBERRY CREAM.
So I think it's admirable that you are going to start a juice company. However asking for recipes and clones kinda makes it that you are making money off of other people's hard work. I recommend doing some searching, do some testing on your own and share some samples with friends. It's like asking people of this sub to buy the food, cook it and serve it to you but they aren't welcome to join you to eat. Just my 2 cents.
*Edit just saw the user name and realized this is a joke. Good for a laugh but it seems like some people are actually serious about this (reminds me of a thread I read where a guy was pissed at MBV for not sharing their recipe percentages with him. Go figure)
Details! Get someone else to figure that stuff out. You are the brains of the operation...
Yes, I am the brain. That's why I get paid the most
Your putting yourself out for venders, yet you have not made any juice yet? And your going to make money off of our clones and recipes? It can take MONTHS to get one perfect clone. Sorry but you kinda came off as a dick in this post. This sub is for DIYers that want to exchange tips and tricks, not for people who don't know DIY to cash in on other people's work.
Interesting that 11 days ago you didn't know how to make your juice taste "premium" but you are now an expert at months of work on "OUR CLONES! Nice way to take ownership of the community's work there bud. Maybe if you took the time to read the thread you would understand the point of the post.
I got it, it was a joke. I jumped the gun because I thought it was a serious post. Im sorry. In regards to my post you mentioned; in retrospect, the wording I used did not convey the question/topic I wanted to discuss. I was curious to know what premium ejuice companies did to enable the business to brand their product as "premium". ie. Do they use common flavor extracts that are common among the DIY community? (TPA, FA, LA, etc.) Do they make their own flavor extracts? Do they use other ingredients that are not common in the DIY community? If so, what do they use? Sorry for the lack explanation in that post. I will be the first one to tell you, I am no expert on DIY Ejuice, nor would I ever take ownership of this community's clones or original recipes. I respect everyone in the DIY community and their creations. This thread is about sharing tips and tricks to achieve 1 common goal... Staying off the cigs. I have been creating my own Ejuice for about 5 months now, and some of my favorite creations have taken 1-3 months to perfect to my preference. It's interesting you mentioned my post about premium Ejuice, as I posted it, knowing I would be having more free time coming up within the next 3 weeks. I just wanted more suggestions on how to improve my Ejuice as much as I can. I dont mean to speak for the DIY community, but I think that looking for ways to improve our Ejuice is something we can all respect. After all, thats why were on this sub right? I respect everyone in this community, and I think it's amazing what we are doing. Sorry for the long response, but I just wanted to let you know what my thought process was, and what im all about. I apologize for jumping the gun on your post. Frankly, once I understood the post, I thought it was pretty funny! Sorry again, have a good one!
You sound too eager to make money over quality juice, start making it for yourself and friends. Work your way up and have some solid flavors. I have seen alot of "companies" flop because of exactly what you're doing here. No one is going to do all the work for you.
EDIT: and then I read your username...