I can't help with the dressing but Hangsen makes an absolutely perfect Lettuce flavor. They really outdid themselves, it even has notes of Celery and Swiss Chard that add that earthy undertone. It's right on the money.

I have no idea why they call it Banana Dessert.

That would be perfect to mix with my tendies juice.

You could try the "find a recipe for ranch dressing and use flavorings that mimic each ingredient" route...(I.e. find garlic, dill, terragon, and cream flavorings) but I would not recommend because VG is very sweet in and of itself which makes full savory vapes taste off.

Sadly no ideas for you. Up vote for the laugh.

Ok, jokes aside, we all have our odd cravings. :) Why, my ultimate ADV is a Bloody Mary ejuice. I've seen a few Amaretto Sours, countless Margaritas, Pina Coladas, etc. But nobody has made a Bloody Mary yet. Why not?

Just add chicken wing flavor at 1 drop per 10 ml of juice....rounds it out quite nicely

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Why don't you give him some Ranch Dressing instead? Could you even imagine vaping ranch dressing flavored juice?

I don't know about concentrates, but i found Vape Wild's Pecan Praline flavor to taste like ranch dressing. It was disgusting