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Thank you, you weirdly named vendors!
submitted over 10 years ago by SirTimmyTimbit

I'm in Canada. I'm running a group buy with a few people in Toronto and we're ordering DIY stuff from the US.

I placed the orders a few days ago and they haven't shown up in my statement yet, so I called CS to see what's up.

The CS rep was a girl (who sounded very pretty by the way) and I assume like most people she has no idea about vaping stuff.

So I asked her to read back the last few charges on my card.

She begins to list the charges. First item and her tone is changed. She says she can't pronounce it so she'll just spell it out loud.

"N-U-D-E-N-I-C-..." I'm thinking crap, she probably thinks I'm ordering porn or some weird kinky stuff online.

Now keep in mind it's a prepaid master card that I am using. I use it for all vape related purchases. If I were her I'd say, yep, using prepaid card to buy from a store called nude something...definitely porn.

"Second charge", she says, "is from Wizard Labs". Great, now I'm sure she thinks I'm into some weird stuff. Fat nerdy dude who's super into D&D, wearing a wizard cape and playing with his new sex toy that he got online lol.

"Third charge is from CanWax..." and I'm thinking well this one isn't so bad. At worst I'm buying a leg waxing kit, at best I'm buying wax to make candles. What I really bought was 6kg of VG :(

But again I don't know if the best or the worst makes a huge difference, in light of my other two purchases.

So vendors, keep up the funky names! I'm just glad I didn't order from Seduce Juice recently, otherwise I might have been a date rapist too!

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14 points
 
by jkarp503over 10 years ago

Never thought about it until now but seduce juice sounds like a date rape drug.

9 points
 
by kayakerjoshover 10 years ago

and i see here the last order from seduce juice was for 750ml of

...impearment

click.

5 points
 
by Playcate25over 10 years ago

lol

On a side Note: MY wife got a hold of my billing statement from one of my Seduce Juice orders, and Amanda wrote in purple pen, something to the effect of " Thanks for your order sweetie <3 Amanda", you know with the cute heart drawn and whatever, and my wife was like "Who TF is Amanda from Seduce Juice?"

Thank god I hate their juices and don't have to order from them anymore,

3 points
 
by platysoupover 10 years ago

Well, at least she didn't hire a PI to follow you around for a weekend and post live updates to reddit.

3 points
 
by the_infamous_amandaover 10 years ago

</3

2 points
 
by daathover 10 years agoMixologist

You should have asked her, "So... What are you wearing?" :D

But I agree - Some company names are a bit ...suspect :D

3 points
 
by maccabeusover 10 years agoPâtissier

I put on my robe and wizard hat

1 points
 
by daathover 10 years agoMixologist

Excellent reference :D

2 points
 
by NudeNicotineover 10 years ago

sweet, I love being a homewrecker <3

1 points
 
by SirTimmyTimbitover 10 years ago

Duuudee! What's happening with our order? :P

I've sent you a message and an email. Did it get shipped out today?

1 points
 
by NudeNicotineover 10 years ago

Yessir, shipping label was generated last night about 3AM :) Shipping this afternoon!

1 points
 
by NudeNicotineover 10 years ago

Left you a phone message. Your shipping information disappeared from the Google doc!!!

1 points
 
by SirTimmyTimbitover 10 years ago

I thought you took them down man, that was a public doc and I wasn't gonna leave that on there.

1 points
 
by Sens420over 10 years agoMentholatier

Wheres the Ottawa massive at? we need a bulk buy too!

Also Leafs suck :)

1 points
 
by its-a-jellyover 10 years ago

If you are going to do a DIY group buy again I'm in Toronto and would like to get in on it.

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