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I love getting packages from Wizard Labs
submitted almost 11 years ago by gockets
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by rave420almost 11 years ago

I used to work in a produce department!

Well, one day, for shits and giggles, due to lack of exciting produce, we ordered in several Durian.

The next day, upon recieving the Durian, we decided to, and i quote my supervisor here, "Slice them up like watermellon, wrap them, and sell them on an iced table".

Well, i was the one stuck with the task. First, let me tell you, cutting a huge durian into chunks was not an easy task. The fruit extruded stinky smelly resin like goop, that to this day, nobody has been able to get off the knifes we used. Kind of like epoxy resin that never hardens.

Anyway, after several wasted aprons, two broken knifes, and and infuriating the people that worked in the deli, we managed to cut the damn things up into pieces, and wrap them.

The smell was stinky, but it just smelled like old rotten fruit sort of. We spread like 20 pieces out on the ice table, and left them there overnight. The next moning, i was the first one to open the department. nothing could have prepared me for that smell... Oh my god. Like a dumpster filled with decomposing compost, rotten meat, flesh, fruit, all left out on a hot summers day. The entire store stunk like something crawled up in the walls and died there several weeks ago. The fruit had turned brown and slimy within like 12 hours of being cut and refrigerated.

Against my better judgement, i decided to try a piece. I chopped off a morsel from one of those stinking lumps, and i kid you not, it was the most unusual and delicious something i have ever sampled in the produce department.

Like wow.... Both Durian and Jackfruit do this. It's incredible HOW STINKY those things are.

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by gocketsalmost 11 years ago

That's hilarious. I felt the same way after tasting it for the first time too.

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by a_fat_dimealmost 11 years ago

Funny story. I spent a few years in Thailand where durian is extremely common. I always walked quickly past the durian section of supermarket. Hate that stench. Don't care much for the taste either, but seems I'm in the minority on that. People freaking love durian. And they don't package it up anything like what you've described. The fruit itself always reminds me of Bowser from Super Mario Bros.

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by skelecopteralmost 11 years ago

You should buy another one, blend it and steep it in some VG/EtOH... would that qualify as chemical warfare?

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by colonelk0rnalmost 11 years agoFrugivore

Wow, someone went whole hog!

Keep track of which flavors you use the most of, and order 4oz bottles (wholesale) direct from TFA next go-round. Thank me later.

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by gocketsalmost 11 years ago

Will do. I'm whittling down my whole selection at the moment, but it's gonna take a while!

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by tent405almost 11 years ago

I don't understand, I see like 4 vials of black honey tobacco in picture 1, but none in 2. Why did you order so much if it makes you ill?

Also, I'm surprised that a flavor like red oak decent. I've never tried it. What % did you use?

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by squiredalmost 11 years agoMixologist

I use it it my Manhattan recipes, it is hell on coils though and I keep meaning to find an alternative. I forget what I use it at but I know it is fairly low, I'm thinking like 3%. It gives alcohol Flavorings like whiskey and rum additional body.

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by gocketsalmost 11 years ago

I'd love it if you'd share your recipe. My favorite cocktail is a dry rye Manhattan. I think I'd have to make my own rye whiskey liquid, though.

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by gocketsalmost 11 years ago

That was an ordering error that I noticed as soon as I hit submit. I definitely didn't click Add To Cart five times, so I'm not sure what happened.

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by Marikc1almost 11 years agoMixologist

I'm not a fan of those glass bottles. These smaller bottles are really for determining if you enjoy the flavor and experimenting with it more than anything and these bottles aren't really conducive to doing so. I like WL though. I just wish they wouldn't use these.

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by gocketsalmost 11 years ago

These bottles are the perfect size and for sampling. They allowed me to order the majority of TFA's selections for a relatively small amount of money. Once I determine which ones I really like, I'll order larger quantities. I also put dropper caps on these vials and reuse them for juice. They're great for work.

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by alfiepatesalmost 11 years ago

How's the Chai Tea? I've been considering it for a while!

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by Beastaclesalmost 11 years agoFrugivore

Just ordered some myself. Should be here tomorrow. Went for it, with a 4oz bottle. :D

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by tent405almost 11 years ago

TFA Chai Tea is great IMO. I used to have a decent mix of it, but forget the recipe. Worth a try.

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by gocketsalmost 11 years ago

I haven't tasted it yet, but from about 4" away it smells dead-on. Maybe very slightly more floral (juniper?) than the chai I usual end up drinking. With my nose almost touching the bottle it smells more medicinal (phenolic?) and quite sweet.

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by alfiepatesalmost 11 years ago

That's exactly what I've been looking for, thank you!

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by JoeyFromTheRoc2almost 11 years ago

I just put in my first order from them today. Ordered ten flavors, can't wait, I've been stuck using menthol, Shirley Temple and a White Chocolate Raspberry from NN for the last couple months. Going to be great mixing and experimenting with something other than standalone flavors.

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by gocketsalmost 11 years ago

Let us know how the WCR is. I'm curious to know if it has a real raspberry flavor to it or if it's more of an artificial/candy/medicinal flavor.

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by JoeyFromTheRoc2almost 11 years ago

Well I had no idea what I was doing but I couldn't really taste the raspberry and the white chocolate tasted overpowered at ~7-8%. Did mix with the Shirley Temple well which I found out by accident.

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by itagoalmost 11 years ago

Chicken and waffle... what the fuck?

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by gocketsalmost 11 years ago

I had to order it, just because. Chicken and waffles (the dish) is surprisingly good, so I figured, why not? I haven't tasted it yet, but the smell is definitely accurate.

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by itagoalmost 11 years ago

Ok.. just never heard of chicken and waffles being a thing and it seems like a strange combination.

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by danedude1almost 11 years ago

Chicken and waffle didnt make you feel ill? Looool gross

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