My DYI Warning Lable.

submitted over 11 years ago by OleanderSalad

In light of all the recent paranoia, I decided to take action on keeping the kids off my juice. Link, because I don't know how to reddit: Imgur

Comments

4 points

by Cloud_Pounderover 11 years agoOne of "The Damned"

That's great!

2 points

by burnz1over 11 years ago

That grim reaper looks sad. Haha

2 points

by rooklyn530over 11 years ago

well he wants to take bodies but safety first! so cant

2 points

by burnz1over 11 years ago

Haha. Was that intentional?

3 points

by OleanderSaladover 11 years ago

No, the label maker software came with a bijillion cliparts, but no Skull and Bones, so I picked this one from the "Holiday" section instead. When I saw his face, I nicknamed the icon "Grumpy Reaper"

2 points

by QMakerover 11 years ago

It's funny. I'm sure you know it isn't up to snuff legally though.

2 points

by OleanderSaladover 11 years ago

Thanks and yes, I was amusing myself with my new Brother QL-500 label maker and just decided to post here as an afterthought. I find a certain weird humor in warning labels so I collect strange ones and mock them often. Here is the text from one I made for the sink in our daughter's bathroom:

Warning: this drain cannot accommodate tweezers, q-tips, safety-pins, hair-ties, jewelry, Chap-stick, Lego heads, another pair of tweezers, fingernail-polish bottle brushes, hair, bones, or even very tiny socks.

This was only funny because I had to disassemble the plumbing under the sink to relieve the clog and this is the actual inventory of the items that were causing it.

1 points

by njrox1112over 11 years ago

Bones? Uhhh...

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by OleanderSaladover 11 years ago

Yeah. I didn't send it off to the lab, but I'm pretty sure they were chicken rib bones.

2 points

by IGuessAcronymsover 11 years ago

DYI - Do You Itself?

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by OleanderSaladover 11 years ago

Do Yourself It. :)
My fingers were having a bad hair day.

1 points

by kegera1993over 11 years ago

BEST WARNING LABEL EVER.